6. 1 Children's Day is a humorous rhyming prologue.

1 Since the couple next door moved here for more than a year, Lao Tzu has checked in for nine times. . .

That silly woman next door is dying every time she quarrels with her man. Every time she turns on the gas, she grabs the lighter.

It's past midnight, so I put on a pair of underwear, picked up my wallet and mobile phone and ran out. . .

You can't hurt me if you die. Don't you know taking rat poison?

2. A person goes to see a doctor with a stomachache. The doctor inquired about his eating habits. The man said, "Nothing, that is, I usually eat the leftovers from my mother, my wife and my children."

The doctor said, "buy a dog."

The man was startled: "What? I still eat the rest of the dog? "

A woman is holding her sick eldest son in one hand and her sick youngest son in the other to see a doctor. The doctor gave her a prescription, and the pharmacist gave her two kinds of medicine, one large and one small, and said to her, "Two large pills and three small pills twice a day."

When the woman came home, she poured a glass of water, gave two big ones to her eldest son and three small ones to her youngest son.

4. Me: Master, I want to get a tattoo.

Master: What does the young man want to tattoo?

Me: I want to get a unique, personalized, complicated, fashionable and high-end tattoo.

Master: Don't worry, young man, whether it's Qinglong White Tiger or Mickey Mouse, I will satisfy you. What do you want to tattoo?

Me: Can you tattoo a QR code?

Host: Yes. . . . . . Young man, you are here to find fault.

5. I drank Jiaduobao in the office today. When I opened the can, I found an angry sound like soda. I asked: Why is Jiaduobao angry?

Colleague: That's not because of Wang Laoji!

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