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Write a diary about yourself, Biography of XX.
Long ponytail, black agate eyes and big mouth, this is me, a lively and cheerful girl.
In my class, I am a famous "little housekeeper". During my morning reading or lunch break, there will be many naughty eggs on the blacklist, which is my specialty. I have also thought of many ingenious ways to manage classes. At noon, the sun is shining, and there is a quarrel in the class. No matter how I shout, it is of no help. So I shouted, "I'm going to find the teacher." They are a little quiet. I pretended to be angry and went to the door of the office without telling the teacher. Instead, he returned to the class after a while and raised his voice and said to them, "The teacher is very angry and the consequences are very serious. I want you to make an excerpt! " All the students believed it, and the whole class was suddenly silent. As the saying goes, "a teacher's life is hard to violate", so they have to copy it. Looking at their bears, I am really proud. But because I have been in charge of them, I have also got some titles, such as "Granny Liu" and "Granny Liu". There are many miracles.
I am not only a small housekeeper, but also a small book fan. As long as I have nothing to do, I will find a book to read, entertain myself in the sea of books and suck the rain and dew of knowledge. I remember one time, when I came home from school, I was completely immersed in a book while walking, and I couldn't extricate myself. Walking and looking up at will, I suddenly found that my home had passed and made a lot of jokes.
I have many advantages and disadvantages. What bothers me most is that I like to go on the rampage and do things without thinking. It has become my daily life, and I am inseparable.
Once in an exam, there was such a topic on the test paper, "Sesame blossoms-(
I didn't even think about it, so I wrote an answer in a daze. When the test paper was handed out, I was suddenly confused. How did I write Sesame Blossom-Bang Bang? It should be rising. I regret it at this moment, and it has become my laughing stock. I decided to be careful in the future.
You must know me after listening to my autobiography. I will foster strengths and avoid weaknesses in the future. Do you trust me?
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