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Fifth grade Wendeng steamed bun composition 700 words
My mother has a Zhang Yuanyuan face, long hair and small eyes.
My mother's eyes are a little small, so I joked, "Mom, your eyes are so funny, so small?"
"Small eyes are popular this year, and small eyes are not good? There are achievements! " Mom was so proud when she said it!
My attitude: dizzy! Do you know that?/You know what? It is said that "cross-eyed" is not good-looking!
Another time, I was very happy lying in an air-conditioned room, so happy, hehe! At this moment, my mother suddenly floated up like a ghost and said, "It's not that hot! Turn it off! "
I was unhappy and said loudly, "Mom! You want me to be a hot steamed stuffed bun! "
Mom said, "What are you afraid of being a steamed stuffed bun?" He called me, "Little steamed stuffed bun, have a bite!" "
My attitude: Is the steamed stuffed bun delicious? Don't give it to anyone! But mom is also good for me! Yo ~ it's so hot! "electric fan"
Do you think my mother is humorous?
My mother is also a "pistachio" and always makes us happy! I remember last Mid-Autumn Festival, we moved the table and delicious food to the balcony, but what about the moon? Quit Seeing my father and I looking for the moon everywhere, my mother joked, "Come on, let's enjoy the big suction lamp on the balcony as the moon!" " Then he sang, "Look at that round light bulb!
My attitude: My mother is very humorous, but I have heard the folk legend "the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon", but I don't think I have heard of "the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon".
My mother is optimistic herself, and she is optimistic when she is sick, unlike some people who have a painful expression when they are sick.
As the saying goes, "Smile,
Ten years younger! "
This is my mother, "hehehe"! My mother told jokes again!
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