Snake joke two-part allegorical sayings

Snake joke two-part allegorical sayings

1. A snake and a lizard argued about a painting. The lizard said, This is me, with legs. ?

The snake said, this picture. It's me, gilding the lily. ?

2. Which snake has the strongest vitality? A: A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

3, snake drill bamboo tube? arterial highway

The snake in the hole? I don't know the length

Zaocys lives in a hotel. regular customer

Cobra waving? What a poisonous trick.

Kill snakes and earthworms? Afraid of bullying the small.

Earth snake, Tigress? Not easy to mess with

A snake bug in a cow's ass? Forks can drill holes to suck blood.

Cry at the sight of straw rope snake: make a fuss

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