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The captain said, "Let's play a game." The stewardess is ashamed of her nose.
The captain added, "This game is played like this. If I ask you a question and you can't answer it, you give me 5 dollars. Then if you ask me a question and I can't answer it, I'll give you $5. " The stewardess is ashamed. The captain felt very boring and then increased his chips. "Well, you won't answer. You give me five dollars, and I won't answer. I will give you $65,438+000. "
The stewardess put down the magazine, stared at the captain for five seconds, and then said, "You ask."
The captain said, "What is the cruising speed of the 747?"
The stewardess thought for a moment and took out $5 to the captain. Then the captain proudly said, "It's your turn to ask."
The stewardess asked, "What are three eyes, six noses, nine legs and a tail?"
The captain thought for a long time and paid the stewardess 100 dollars. The stewardess calmly accepted. The captain felt unconvinced and asked, "What's the answer?" The stewardess gave the captain another $5 and went on reading her magazine.
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