Funny birthday greetings

The most humorous birthday thank-you speech

Dear elders and friends:

Today is my birthday in my forties. Thank you to all my relatives and friends. Come and make my birthday happy and fulfilling.

Celebrating this birthday today is not a big birthday, because I am still young and at the right age to work. There are old mothers who have worked hard all their lives, and there are

who are ignorant and need to be taught. A six-year-old child still has a long way to go in life. All the people present today are close friends, and I invite you all for two reasons. First, I don’t want to walk alone and lonely before entering the important threshold of middle age. I am willing to pursue the true meaning of life, and the happiness in life is nothing more than being accompanied by friends; secondly, I want to take this opportunity to talk to everyone and enhance friendship. Funny signature

What I want to say most on this day is to be grateful. I would like to thank my mother who is far away in Xiangxi for carrying me for ten months thirty-nine years ago, having a painful childbirth and hard-working breastfeeding; I would like to thank my adoptive parents who are far away in Anhua for caring for me for more than ten years. The most simple and sincere upbringing and education, and the principles of life that exude the fragrance of earth still illuminate my way forward; I want to thank my parents-in-law for giving me a gentle and virtuous wife. Well, thank you

for your unyielding love that has accompanied me through thick and thin over the past eleven years; thank you to my lovely son, your innocent childlike charm has made me childlike again.

The starry sky is so brilliant, which is the result of the intersection of stars. What I most want to say thank you to on this day is you, all of you who have accompanied me through ups and downs and enjoyed happiness! In the past eighteen years of studying and working in Changsha, it is you You have built my new life in a foreign land with friendship and love. It is you who have made my life wonderful and fulfilling, and I can feel my true existence! I would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to everyone! Let me say

These friends make me proud. This is a fellow from Anhua, the hometown of Chi You and the hometown of Meishan culture. I spent my childhood and junior high school years there. My roots are there. These are my junior high school students. We, in the QQ group we have, they use their local accent to build our spiritual home

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This is a fellow from Luxi, Xiangxi, the hometown of oranges and oranges in China, with beautiful mountains and clear waters. , where I spent my high school years. They were all my classmates or brothers. This is my classmate, the famous Hunan Satellite TV host Hong Fatty from Luxi. I would like to thank him for the party today. Wonderful work

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These are the brothers of the Hunan High School Detachment who I have worked closely with and fought together. They have built a framework for my work with their support and care< /p>

On the platform, they weather the storm and keep you safe. They are a group of real boys. I am proud of you!