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The truth of life eating noodles

Yesterday after work, I went to the noodle restaurant downstairs to eat noodles.

The noodle restaurant is not big. It only makes four kinds of noodles: noodles with dregs, noodles with fat intestines, beef noodles and cold noodles.

People are so strange sometimes. If you have a choice, you must choose. If you don't choose, you will always suffer.

After watching it for a long time, I ordered pork intestines and swayed from side to side. After all, the price is moderate and there is meat. When the noodles were served, I was shocked. There was a layer of red oil covered with coriander, and four fat sausages the size of small nails suddenly lay alone in the middle.

I said, boss, there are too few fat sausages and too many red coriander!

The boss said: my fat sausage noodles are like this. Less fat intestines, more red oil and coriander. Do you think these are free?

I looked around and found that everyone was eating noodles with dregs, which was a pity. I don't have enough noodles. Why should I order a fat sausage noodle?

After eating the fat sausage noodles (in fact, I finished the small bowl in less than 1 minute), I realized a life truth.

The noodles you like don't appear, and the ones you like don't like.

This actually involves a very interesting psychological effect: Murphy's law.

In 1949, an engineer named eddie murphy, an air force captain, played a casual joke on one of his unfortunate colleagues: "If something is likely to be done badly, it will be even worse if he is allowed to do it."

There is nothing wrong with a harmless joke, but it is said that something bad may happen. However, this sentence spread quickly and was finally interpreted as: if something bad is possible, no matter how impossible, it will always happen and cause the greatest possible loss.

1, nothing is as simple as it seems;

2. Everything will take longer than you expected;

3. Things that can go wrong will always go wrong;

If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

Murphy's law tells us that it is useless to worry about whether bad things will happen.

If it has already happened, you can only change for the better.

For example, after I finished eating pork intestines noodles, I ordered a slag river noodles.

Well, maybe it's because of the fat sausage noodles. It's not as delicious as I thought.