Super funny and humorous. I knew it.

Super humorous and funny talk. In life, many people like to watch some funny talk. Humorous and funny talk can make people feel better. The following is my super humorous passage, I hope it will help everyone!

Say 1 1, I will never judge a book by its cover, but I will marry it.

2. Lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who have houses will eventually become families.

3. Some people are just four, except two or two.

It happened that I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness.

5, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

6. Don't say you have nothing in the future. Aren't you still sick?

7. "Do you like playing with water?" "I like it!" Go and wash the dishes.

8. I said "awesome" to remind you-don't be too handsome, it's easy to keep people!

9. Success is 1% inspiration, and 99% stay away from mobile phones.

10, the phone has been dropped so many times, but I think my height saved it.

1 1. When you get up in the morning, you can do many things, for example, go to bed again.

12, the thin man will never understand the sadness of the fat man standing on the scale, and the fat man will never understand the desolation when the thin man is easily pushed down.

13, do you know why I am single now? Because there is a saying that rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, not because I am a rabbit, but because I am grass.

14, 50 points for you, 50 points for me, we can share, 60 points for you, 60 points for me, 2 points for us, 70 points for you, 70 points for me, and we can hold a piece for death.

15, my password is very simple, it's my girlfriend's birthday ... so, I have developed the good habit of changing my password frequently.

16, our only tacit understanding is: I won't contact you, and you won't contact me.

17, my friends say that I am a famous musician, because every time I go out to karaoke, they sing other people's songs, and I always compose my own music.

18, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

19, I went to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes today, but no eggs were found on the plate. It's like I didn't put salt in it. I asked my boss: What is this dish? The boss smiled: tomatoes are super weak.

20. Some girls and boys have the same house price. Only when you look back, do you know that you were wrong not to start.

2 1. Before, an old lady fell and helped her up. I turned on the video on my mobile phone and asked a passerby to take it for me. I went up to the old lady and asked, "Is there anything wrong?" The old lady stood up by herself, patted the ashes on her ass and said, "Nothing." And left. I looked back, damn it, the person who took my mobile phone was gone!

22. Whoever makes me unhappy, I will use my right hand to make a gesture of shooting, poke my thigh with my index finger, and make a "zi" sound in my mouth, then aim at her waist and make a "biu" sound. At this time, the other party was generally scared by me and asked in horror, "What did you do to me just now?" I blew my index finger with dignity and Leng Yan, and said indifferently, "Nothing, just injecting a little fat into your body."

23. Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them.

24. If you plant a husband in spring, there will be many husbands in autumn.

35, modern women's three defenses, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-small three.

26. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

27. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, there will be a crisis.

28. If you are in trouble, you are mine and mine is mine.

29. I'm relieved to see you, not concerned about you! Don't go out to scare people!

30. I have not changed. What has changed is time, and what cannot be returned is the past.

3 1, I wish those children who review well and say they will fail, all their wishes come true!

32, not to be a simple and excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.

33. Tanabata is out of date. Just touch each other. Destroy a pair and bring a mistress.

34. There may be many women who don't eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

35. Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first and have a green vegetable.

36, sister paper, your lower limit is missing!

37. I survived being young and frivolous. Girl, when did you have waist-length hair?

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

39. Whether you are stupid or not depends mainly on whether you will be stupid.

40. He is lonely, he has no money, he wanders, but I like it.

4 1, the bad guys do a good thing called going back to the shore, and the good guys do a bad thing called wetting the bed at dawn.

Super humorous talk about 2 1 I think my brother is also a handsome guy, but the years are ruthless and ruined me.

2. I recently bought a box of mask powder online, which should be made of honey or yogurt. Here comes the mask. I went to the supermarket and bought a box of yogurt. When I opened the yogurt, I felt that my face was not that important.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I would have kept you for dinner.

Whenever I fail to lose weight, whenever I make a fool of myself in class, whenever I get bitten by mosquitoes, whenever I get sunburned, whenever I complain about the troubles of life, whenever I feel unhappy, my best friend always arrives in time and says: Hahahahaha. ...

I heard that the college entrance examination is very strict this year, which is none of my business. I won't take it anyway. Tell me the funniest thing.

6. Dead vines, yellow crows, watermelons with air conditioning and WiFi, and Ge You sofas of the same style, which I put aside at sunset.

7. A beautiful female colleague, her husband sent her lunch and left without saying anything. The new male colleague asked: Who was that just now? She replied: take-away delivery. The newcomer asked again: Why didn't you give money? She said: no need to give it, just sleep with him at night. The male colleague was silent. The next day, he brought her a four-course and one-soup lunch, and the whole office burst into laughter.

8. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

9. Today, I went on a blind date. The other party is a very quiet and beautiful girl, and we had a good chat. When we left, we asked humbly, are you always so gentle? The girl said faintly, "I am usually so gentle and still come to blind date?"

10, do you know why the sky envies talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

1 1. On a hot summer day, I handed a sweaty courier a bottle of cold beer. He swallowed it in one gulp, burped and asked me what to send. I said, "You drink it ..."

12, June 1 day I can give you a gift, but if you don't give me a gift on Father's Day, don't blame me for disowning people.

13, summer vacation is so long, we must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

14, in the year of college entrance examination, I got 200 points, and my mother's friend's children got 680 points. My child has gone to a key university, and I want to work. Nine years later, my mother showed off to me and my mother that her son had applied for a project manager with a monthly salary of over 10 thousand, but I was thinking: should I hire him?

15, asking what the world is will only make people die unsatisfied.

16, in summer, I have no objection to girls wearing skirts, especially short skirts, but why should they wear safety pants inside? I got up from the ground angrily.

17. Today, my father asked me why I don't have a boyfriend. I said I had never seen anyone like you. My dad said, forget it, you can't compete with your mother at all.

18, your cheeks are reddish, like a pig's head swaying in the wind.

19, be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night, because they make you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin!

20. If you can't find someone for a long time, you should reflect. Do you ask too much about gender?

2 1, I gradually understand a truth, often those humble small restaurants can eat real delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.

22. After half an hour in the sun, I was sweating like a pig, and finally I waited for the goddess to appear. After going up to tell her, she said to calm down. She must like me, otherwise she would be so considerate.

23. Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, there are many bad words behind it.

24. I once talked to a buddy about drinking, and I said, "It doesn't matter if you drink some wine, as long as you don't drink too much to tell the difference between the north and the south." After listening, the buddy replied huskily: "It doesn't matter whether it is divided into north and south, but it must be divided into men and women."

25, the greatness of life, die under the flower!

26. The biggest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

27. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

28, complicate things to reflect our ability to work!

The beginning of life. Well born. You are all villains.

30, friends, you are leaving, please fuck this white girl.

3 1, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to have a holiday these days, even if they have a holiday, they have to touch the light of their ancestors.

32. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.

33. Now that I have him, I don't think anything matters.

I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

35. Tiny happiness is around, and easy satisfaction is heaven.

People have looked for him thousands of times, but he is in sogou.

37. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!

38. How often do you pretend you don't want it because you can't get it? We should be calm and unhurriedly strong.

39. Love is not enough, money comes together, and a group of dogs are behind money. It is difficult to go without money.

40, holding the child's hand, dragging the child away, who said that crows are generally black, in fact, one is darker than the other.

4 1, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person;