A funny copy that makes people laugh and hurt themselves.

I can't sleep in the middle of the night and smoke at the bedside, which leads to the first place.

Two-day myopia

My roommate, who is over 500 degrees, said, "I saw you grind your teeth into sparks last night."

2. "I always feel that my wife is wrong. Am I worrying too much? " "Maybe the grassland is too green."

3. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

If the boss uses you, you are the talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

7. I thought that if I was "invisible", others would not find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

8. Some friends don't care whether you fly high or not, whether you are tired or not; He only cares about whether you can fly far or not and whether you can buy it.

Nine. I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

10. I have money, I have power, I spend money like water, I have knowledge, I am smart and brave, I am handsome, I am charming and I am eye-catching! I can play better after two more drinks.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

12. Fat people's favorite line to hear when watching martial arts movies should be that sentence: "Be thin!"

13. The boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend. I ate the fruit bought for her boyfriend. I said, "Don't leave some for my boyfriend?" She said, "Give it to the beast, not to him!" " Holy shit/I fucking/I'll be damned ...

14. You scolded.

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More than eighty bitches. You can't even open a bottle of water in front of boys?

15. I found that some people want to find someone to fall in love with just because some places are not suitable for eating alone.

16. The relationship between people is always based on "May I know you?" With "I fucking know you!" End.

Seventeen. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

18. "Do you have a brief history of time?" "Mental derangement. I won't lick when I'm free. "

19. Q: What behaviors of your girlfriend's heterosexual friends are the most unacceptable to you? A: alive.