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A personality in a good mood should have a baby after the college entrance examination.

1. I'm unhappy when I start studying. If I'm unhappy, I'll stop studying. If I don't study, I'll be happy. If I'm happy, the day will pass.

2. Those who stay are not necessarily elites, but may be sycophants! This society is too deep!

3. Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket, and part II: I didn't do the listening reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: focus on participation!

4. Looking at the gully version of the hill, I really want to flatten your face (obsessive-compulsive disorder can't afford to hurt)

5. Eye exercises: (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)! ! ! ! !

6. I wish those children who have reviewed well and said that they will fail the course all their wishes come true!

7. Don't think that you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

8. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the examination range is wider than the sky! !

9. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles, shake coke, break off Dove and insert rice jars.

1. You don't like me. It's a disease. If you can cure it, you must cure it.

11. Don't believe that there are honest people in this world, only those who have no chance to do evil for the time being.

12. I recently read a book that teaches people to forget, and I benefited a lot. I forgot the title and the content.

13. Yo, yo, chuck, make trouble with underwear, bra, condom, inflatable doll ecstasy.

14. I hate it when I send a long message and you are finished. You take me as a joke.

15. Success is not far from you when friends around you say you are crazy.

16. I spend my birthday alone. . . I spend Valentine's Day alone. . . I live alone on June 1st. . . Nima has the ability to pass the final exam alone! ! !

17 .. Use nunchakus quickly, ┗(`o)┓ Hum ┏ (` o) ┛ Hum ┏(`o)┓ Ha ┗(`O)┛ Xi! !

18. The bitter vine is a faint crow, and the price of the canteen is rising again, and the classmates are hungry into thin horses. The sun is setting, mom. I want to go home. .

19. Women are careful, but don't be too careful. If they are too careful, they may be petty ~

2. I'm really afraid. Without you, who should I quarrel with all day /suanming/huangli/

21. The most blatant compliment is to say that a shrew is drunk.

22. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

23. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

24. In fact, girls should have a baby after the college entrance examination! Summer vacation confinement, university with children! When you don't want to attend class, let your roommate take the children to help you sign in! The baby was born under the influence of college higher education! After graduation, the children are four years old, and they are sensible and not noisy. If they struggle, they will struggle. If they want to be noisy, they will be noisy ~ Anyway, their own incense will come after ~ The children will be brought to their parents, and they are not leftover women!

25. When something happens, don't let the chicken eat, don't lose face, don't lose the chicken, let the ducks look at the chicken, let the geese look at the chicken, and let the chicken mix in the poultry industry in the future. People eat Radix Isatidis, Radix Isatidis and Radix Isatidis whenever they have the flu, why not let chickens eat Radix Isatidis directly

26. After years of study experience, I know that classes are for sleeping, homework is for burning, and blackboards are for doodling. . .

27. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

28. Don't pretend. People who don't know will think you are a garbage can.

29.-If the teacher hadn't told you not to litter, I would have left it out long ago.

3. When my heart is filled with happiness, I can't help smiling on my face, and everything around me will be infected by it. When a cloudy face meets this happy and confident face, it will be attracted by this beauty and can't help grinning and smiling in return.

31. There are many kinds of moods, for example: some are sad; Happy; Sad; Excited; Cheerful; Frowny; Grief-stricken; There's too much to talk about.

32. What color is the mood? The mood is colorful. In people's mood, there are blue sky, white clouds, deep blue sea, green coconut trees and golden beaches, and there is peace and tranquility everywhere.

33. Everyone loves sunshine. Having it is like stepping into heaven and earth. It seems to have a mysterious veil and a magic power. It makes you confident, strong and optimistic. It makes you find your true self, shed the mysterious veil, make you generous, and make you a perfect you.

34. Mood is not a single line. It is a rope that has been rubbed by thousands of hands. This rope stretches forward carefully, some places are smooth and slippery, and some places are bumpy. With the color of mood, we have a wonderful life, and we really grasp ourselves.

35. Warm spring, shuttle through the soft willow forest, and accompany me in a good mood; Summer night, looking up at the starry sky, I am in a good mood to accompany me; Autumn, swaying with the ears of rice in the field, good mood with me; In the cold winter, walking in the pure white snow curtain, I am in a good mood to accompany me.

36. To create a good mood, we should pay attention to what we have, not what we don't have yet. People need a kind of sunshine in trouble and can see the simple beauty in life. We should develop a positive attitude. The same is true of blogging. If you are in a good mood, you can feel it and write a blog post that satisfies you. You should keep a good attitude and create a good mood. Let the sunshine walk and be a sunny person! When you are in a good mood, you smile. When I am in a good mood, I am happy. He sang when he was in a good mood. When everyone is in a good mood, the world will be peaceful. Please remember: people should have a good mood and good mentality! A good mood makes you happy, and a good attitude makes you happy!

37. Sunny mood, warm and comfortable. Only the brightness and passion of summer are suitable for people's hearts and spleen. Sunny mood is a unique scenery in the world, radiant. Creek Ming Che, winding rivers, quiet lakes and free and easy waterfalls. If the sunny mood is an elf, an elf who knows water. The countless splashing water will be all its moods.

38. Sit on the high ground of life and thoughts, carefully sort out the experiences you have had, and arrange sweetness, luck and happiness once; Make a combination of bitterness, misfortune and loss. The grievances in the world, the cold and hot seasons, and the warmth and coldness of human feelings have returned from the lost years. Parked on the shore of memories, only to find that the mood is far from unusual. The mood is colorful.

39. The mood may be influenced by the environment and the weather, but there is no necessary causal relationship between them. The sunny weather can't determine the sunny mood and our mentality. The road of life needs to be faced with an optimistic attitude. We should laugh when we are sunny, and we should also laugh when we are rainy. I believe that there is no way for mountains and rivers to be suspicious, and there is another village.

4. Autumn is a season that evokes people's sadness. Flowers fade, flowers fly all over the sky, and who has pity on the red fragrance? A sad and sad poem was written in the season of falling leaves and falling red and heartless. Deciduous yellow has experienced the baptism of green, but when autumn wind blows, it falls off the branches with its beloved leaves. So every time I feel sad, four big characters written in yellow leaves appear in front of me: Don't be sad! Fold it into a paper plane, let it fly with the wind, let the wind fly with sadness and dissipate. Talk about the personality of shutting up when it's time to shut up.

I really want to have an eraser, which can erase my love for you, and I really want to get drunk, so that I can no longer be trapped by love. However, I just like being tortured by love and don't want to live such a dull life. It is painful to miss someone, but I enjoy it.

In many good marriages, what a man loves is his woman's stupid, innocent and round figure, or the mole on the corner of his mouth. He will cherish your injuries, and your bravery will make him more respectful. Therefore, even if you are injured, you should ask brave enough to love, just as if you have never been injured. Only when you open yourself first will the world let you go.

I'll never mind the past from noan, one house, one piece of land to call your oes to an end。 A woman, a house, a piece of land, a scene, a dead end. Too many choices, I am at a loss, endless, boundless.

You are angry at his words, and you have been sulking for a long time, waiting for him to coax you. Maybe in the end, he doesn't even know what he said wrong. So now I understand that communication must be the most important thing. If you are angry, you ignore him, and you cry, it will only make him feel unreasonable. You think he can understand and you think he can understand, but in their eyes, they will only feel ignorant. If you don't say something, they will never know.

once, I simply thought that too many things in the world were so beautiful that they could last forever and have eternity in the years and personnel changes. Until all the flowers of dreams faded, I understood the helplessness of reality and learned that there was no eternity. How I want to return to the shining grassland with a tired body and to your side.

There is a kind of missing that is not love: this kind of missing is peaceful and warm, without any distractions, any exclusive taste or any idea of possession. How long is love, weeks, months or years? But no matter how long, love will always expire. And this kind of yearning will never expire. It is this kind of yearning that transcends love and friendship. Who are you missing at the moment?

Our life is always crowded and busy, and we always think that there is something very important waiting for us ahead. In the crowd, we have no time to enjoy it; In our busyness, we ignore love and being loved. Life is short, time is tight and there is no suspense to slip away, and it is difficult to leave a trace. Learn to wait, wait for yourself, wait for the soul, let yourself relax, let the soul have a rest and make life better.

1. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. 2. My future is not a dream, but a question mark. 3, knowing it is knowing it, I don't know Baidu knows it. 4. The past never comes back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. 5. Live a happy-go-lucky life with an indifferent attitude. After cutting short hair, you can say that you have cut your hair.

1. Many people are dissatisfied with their hairstyles, but they never think that there is something wrong with their faces.

2. Change your hairstyle and mood.

3. The idea of changing hair style has been in my mind for several years. However, just thinking about it. The unchanging black and straight has never changed.

4. I just finished cutting Fei Fei, who feels handsome. I'll see why it's so ugly later. !

5. It's spring. It's time to change your hair style!

6. In which city did you hum a love song? What kind of hairstyle did you get? How many night buses did you take? Were you drinking iced music or hot and cold drinks?

7. You should think for a long time before changing your hair style. When you finally make a decision, you still have to regret and feel sad. If you don't cut your hair, you will feel uncomfortable.

8. My hair has grown again. It's time to get my hair done again. It is said that girls have to constantly change their hair styles, otherwise they don't know how good-looking they are.

9. Sure enough, the hairstyle with a small tail tied at the back is closer to the prototype. From now on, I will live with my tail. I will change my hairstyle after I see it is cool.

1. His hairstyle is like his, but he is not his appearance.

11, the future baby daughter, I will give you a different hairstyle every day, and I can take your little gossip boyfriend home. I'm looking for your crazy animal father.

12. Everyone has had a failed hairstyle once! I tried it today!

13. It seems that I can change my hair style. How about a perm?

14. Now hairstyle has become the lifeblood of boys.

15. Tell the truth ~ I want to change my hair to show my forehead, but I am ugly in the middle. Is there any good way to deal with bangs?

16. When Logger Vick gets paid, when Tom catches Jerry, when Conan graduates from primary school, when Big Wolf eats sheep, when beautiful girls change their hair styles, and when Crayon Shinchan is finished, I'm going to give up on you.

17. Girls must change their hair styles more often, or you will never know how beautiful you are.

18. Sleeping posture is the key to determining hairstyle.

19. There is a kind of courage to change your hair style, and there is a legend that you lose weight when you lose weight.

2. Take more photos before changing your hairstyle. You will miss it. Listening to Cantonese songs makes you sad. Do you want this?

21. There is something really wrong with everyone. I slept very late for most of the week, but I still haven't decided whether to change my hair style. Tonight, there are a lot of days for the Seventh Young Master, and it's really good to have you in the university.

22, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, the hair can be messed up, the mountain can go up and down, but the brother can't be lost.

23. Basically, you don't need a comb. You can wash your hair and blow it for a while.

24. People rely on clothes and hairstyles, while Buddhists rely on the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures.

25. Girls must always change their hair styles, or you will never know how beautiful you are!

26. I want to dye my hair (the yellow color below is so ugly that I can't bear it), and I also want to have my hair cut (I want to change my hairstyle inexplicably). I will definitely regret it after dyeing my hair, but I still want to go. How to do it?

27. Chun-Li in Cheng Xiao has a lovely head. I hope she will never change her hairstyle!

28. I went to the barber's and got a haircut. After that, the barber asked me what I thought. I calmed down for a while and said, you are happy.

29. The neck is cold in winter and hot in summer.

3. I finally got up the courage to tell the barber that the parting direction is reversed. He said it's okay. This is a design seam, so it looks good after cutting. If you strictly follow the parting, you won't be long and short if you want to change your hairstyle. Very reasonable. He cut me for almost twenty years and still cut me so well. I always question whether he is my fault.

31. We agreed to change our hair style, and we can't look at the ugly color after washing it off.

32. The university is a plastic surgery hospital. You can change your hair style, put on clothes, and spend money on fitness to hire a coach. Dig a wave of your own black history in the middle of the night for comparison.

33. I'm going to change my hairstyle on the eve of Valentine's Day. Try her sincerity? If she still likes me, I'll stay with her.

34. Why is it that the first thing for girls to change their mentality is to change their hair style?

35. Time makes us miss one treasure after another.