Humorous stories or ancient and modern jokes about clever use of language?

1. A clever boy and a stupid boy took an oral exam, and the teacher asked the clever boy; "Who invented the electric light", "Edison", "Who discovered the thunder", "Madame Curie", "Who discovered the gravity of the earth" and "Newton", 100, the clever boy told him the answer to help the stupid boy, and the teacher asked; Who is your father? Edison? Who is your mother? Madame Curie? Who told you that? Newton.

My classmate said: I put too much washing powder. The other asked: What? Your brother has too many wives?

In class, the teacher recited the text at will. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call? Little dogs are humble because they want to be prosperous.

4. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend by the way, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Quick notification

On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."

5. Three people go to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. Three Gorges blog

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"Well, Peter, you tell a humorous story.

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."