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What kind of country is Lebanon?

1. This is a backward country. The development of infrastructure and various industries is really not so good. The capital Beirut is better (what "Paris in the Middle East", I don't know what it was called centuries ago? )。 The population is about 8 million, and China has only about 3 million. The rest are scattered in other countries in the Middle East to make a living. So the environment is very good, and the blue sky and white clouds don't know what smog is. . . Next to our office is the Mediterranean Sea. The rainy season officially began in June+February, 5438, and there has been a lot of rain recently.

2. The language is lost, Arabic, English, French and even Spanish. . Generally speaking, the older generation mainly speaks Arabic, and many of the younger generation (with a certain degree) can speak Arabic, English and French fluently (take my knees off).

3. With the peacekeeping force (400), there should be no more than 700 China people in Lebanon.

4. What should I say about safety? At present, the war is nothing, but the public security is still a little worried. The houses we rented before (by the way, their plain area seems small, and many houses can only be built on mountains). I have just been there for less than a week, and local residents clashed in front of my house, causing a gun battle, and five of them were hanged on the spot. . . Then at night, the police (but driving a military jeep) fired flares (it was the first time to see the sleeping trough) and arrested people all over the mountain = = (it is legal to hold a gun in Lebanon, and you can buy a sleeping trough for tens of dollars cheaper) (it is also legal to take drugs)

If you have a feud with Israel, you can't enter the country if you have a record of going to Israel on your passport (which can also be seen on the computer) (and vice versa). Others don't have visa problems. (It seems to be aimed at countries all over the world) It's completely visa-free, just come in directly. As far as we have been in and out of the country so many times, there is basically no trouble. The online story that China people were dragged into the dark room for questioning was purely a slap in the face.

6. There are many Syrian refugees (alas, it's really hard to see them with your own eyes. Where can I go home without a country? Lebanon is relatively tolerant, but the treatment of Syrians is still relatively low. For example, our Syrian workers earn $600 a month, while an ordinary Lebanese driver earns 1 100. Moreover, we (China, Italian, etc.). ) The camp and the Syrian camp are separate. It may also vary from person to person. We are a very good driver, but we often say "Lebanon is good/Syria is bad". Although there are many jokes, I think we are somewhat dissatisfied with the influx of Syrians (not aimed at any particular Syrians, because we usually talk and laugh). 7. As far as the Lebanese (including Syrians) I have contacted are concerned, they are basically very good and enthusiastic. It is also amazing to meet local people who can speak Chinese at the airport customs. People here always give me a look as if nothing is called (maybe I have been baptized by too many wars and feel that this attitude even includes life). Be casual about everything. Anyway, there is a kind of inertia and laziness that China people may scoff at (many foreigners are like this. Before I was in Brazil, this national attitude in that country was really worse.

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