Funny homophonic xiehouyu

1, pig skull as a pillow? Faint (meat) dizziness (meat) brain

2, pig nose with green onions? Photo (image)

3, pig eight quit to take a picture? Asking for embarrassment (see)

4, Pig eight quit to rake? Quit; Don't wait for Hou (monkey)

5, pig eight quit to drink grinding water? Inner show (rust); Show (rust) gas inside

6, light a lamp on Mount Everest? Brilliant move (photo); Gao Ming

7, Zhong Kui married his sister? Fooling around (getting married)

8. Is there a banner in the central scroll? There are words (paintings) in words (paintings)

9. Paper pipa? Talking (playing) is not allowed; Can't talk (play)

1. Did the magistrate fall into a cesspit? Stolen (dirty) officials

11. Are pearls mixed with mung beans for sale? Qu Cai (wealth); Two goods at the same price

12. Needle tip to wheat awn? Tit for tat; Traitor (tip) versus traitor (tip)

13. Does the photo studio change the negative? Shame (repair) people

14. Does Zhao Kuangyin sell steamed buns? Personal expedition (steaming)

15. A gown two feet wide? Swing (waist)

16, a robe two feet wide? Swing (waist)

17. Did Zhang Tianshi go to sea? Don't (touch) blame

18. Zhang Tianshi sells birthday stars? Rely on (with) the old and sell the old

19. Is Zhang Fei angry? Self-boasting (need)

2. Zhang Fei's slaughter case? Evil spirits endure (kill)

21. Zeng Laojiu's' younger brother? Really honest (1)

22. Does the kitchen god stick a door god? Words (pictures) have words (pictures)

23. Working in front of the stove? Fan (fan) the wind to ignite

24. Burning yam in the fire pit? Eat inside and climb outside

25. Jujube bones? Two-headed traitors (sharp)

26. Is the jujube stone broken? Not a few words (saw)

27, jujube stone arched? Tit for tat; Traitor (tip) versus traitor (tip)

28. Did you smash the pot and bowl and move the stove? Dismissal (fire)

29. Broken walnuts? Someone (benevolence)

3, grocery store unloading? No progress (cloth)

31. Do pregnant women cross the wooden bridge? Take risks by taking risks

32. Ocean-going ships go out to sea? Amateur (aviation)

33. Insects in corn stalks? Specialized (drilling) heart

34. Yu Boya wrestles the piano? Don't talk about (playing)

35. Knocking drums and shooting? Think (ring) together

36. Chinese painting in oil painting? There is something in the words (paintings)

37. Do you stumble in the oil pot? Hu (pot) is noisy

38. Do you run out of oil? If you say it, it will be destroyed; Dying (dying)

39. Did the parcel drop into the paddy field? With a grain of salt (mud)

4. Did you use three generations of harrows? Shameless (teeth)

41, the sun is exposed on a cloudy day? False feelings (sunny)

42. Droop headlong into the coal pile? Mildew (coal) is at its peak

43. A bucket of boiling water is scalded on the dog? Covered in scales (showers)

44. It rained three times a day? Lack of affection (sunny)

45, a catty of meat into four or two salts? Leisure (salty) people

46. Can you eat three liters of rice at a meal? A large belly

47. A jacket made of a layer of cloth? Anyway, it's all about (Li)

48. Being a widow all your life? Old hand (guard)

49. Is the night pearl buried in the dunghill? Qu Cai (Cai)

5. Did the wild horse get into the harness? Reaching out (first) is easy to retract (first) is difficult

51. Does the beggar take a poke? Show off (say) what

52. What is the belt around your neck? Remember (tie) wrong

53. The sheep's head is inserted into the fence? Reaching out (head) is easy to retract (head) is difficult

54. Hanging a cooking broom on your eyelids? Play (brush) your mouth

55. Is the terrifying trick? There are many tricks

56. Does the devil eat soybeans? Ghost quarrel (speculation)

57, the staff of the king of hell? There are many ghosts; There are many tricks (ghosts)

58. Is the salt pot exposed? Idle (salty) people

59. Put a horn on the salt pile? There are a lot of idle (salty) words

6. People who climb out of the salt pile? There are a lot of idle (salty) words

61. Talking in the salt shop? Talk a lot

62. Do you sell balloons in the salt shop? Idleness (salty) is extremely unhealthy (flying)