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I saw the first couplet today. I ask for the second contact.

(1724 ~ 1805), a word cloud, was born in xian county, Zhili (now Cangxian, Hebei). At the age of four, he began to learn enlightenment. At the age of eleven, he entered Beijing with his father. At the age of 21, he was a scholar. At the age of thirty-one, he entered imperial academy as an editor and editor. He is an official of the Ministry of Rites and co-sponsors the university students. Ji Xiaolan is knowledgeable and quick-thinking. He is not only famous for writing the Summary of Sikuquanshu and Notes of Yuewei Caotang, but also humorous and resourceful all his life, leaving many stories for future generations. He is known as a "romantic genius" and a "master of humor".

There are many stories about Ji Xiaolan. Here are some humorous anecdotes about him:

1. Ji Xiaolan, nine years old, went to the county seat to take the boy test. Before entering the examination room, he was playing with a branch with several familiar candidates. Seeing the prefect coming as an examiner, Ji Xiaolan hurriedly hid the branches in his sleeves and respectfully said hello to the prefect's adult. The satrap took a look at the little urchin and liked it very much, so he wanted to test him. Then he called Ji Xiaolan to the DPRK and wrote a couplet, inviting him to the DPRK. The couplet is: "Warawako hides spring scenery." Ji Xiaolan listened, thinking that Mr. Wang must have seen his naughty appearance just now, so he quickly made a couplet: "Old Master Q is sharp-eyed." The satrap nodded with a smile. I didn't expect Ji Xiaolan to be so clever that I couldn't help praising him.

Secondly, one day Hejian satrap passed by the official road at the head of Cui Erzhuang and saw a group of children playing by the roadside. It happened that the ball they were playing hit the sedan chair of the satrap, and the leaders around the satrap snapped at him, scaring a group of children to flee. Only a little boy didn't run away, but stepped forward and stopped the rope ball. Satrap a look carefully, this person is Ji Xiaolan. He said that he also knew the Taishou, who was the examiner in the exam, and went forward to inquire after him. The satrap shook the ball in his hand and said, "well, I'll give you a link." If you get it right, I'll give it back to you. " Ji Xiaolan smiled and replied, "Please advise." . The satrap said, "There are six or seven boys, but you are cunning." Ji Xiaolan blurted out: "The satrap is two thousand stones, and the only one is the public …" But the last sentence was delayed. The satrap was frightened and asked, "How about dugong?" Ji Xiaofeng replied with a smile: "If the prefect returns the ball to me, it will be' only fair and honest', if it is not ..." "What if it is not?" "That is:' the greed of monopolizing the public'!" The satrap listened and laughed. He thinks the child is very clever and brave, and he will succeed in the future. He was very happy and returned the ball to Ji Xiaolan.

3. One day, Ji Xiaolan entered the palace to be on duty. It was winter. An old eunuch saw Ji Xiaolan wearing a fur coat and holding a fan in his hand. He thought it was funny, so he said, Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, can he study in the spring and autumn? Ji Xiaolan listened to the irony of the old eunuch and his southern accent. He replied: the old manager was born in the south and came to the north. Is that thing still there?

4. One day, Ji Xiaolan was in charge of Sikuquanshu in Hanlin College. It was midsummer and the weather was hot. Ji Xiaolan felt sweaty, so he took off his clothes and read with bare arms. Who knows, when Emperor Qianlong was here, Ji Xiaolan had no time to change clothes and could not meet him naked, so he had to hide behind the bookcase. Emperor Qianlong had seen Ji Xiaolan and pretended not to know. Sign for ministers to sit down and turn to the books at will. Ji Xiaolan hid behind the bookcase and didn't hear anything, so he leaned out and asked, "Is the old man gone?" At that time, everyone was shocked. Dare not speak. Ji Xiaolan came out from behind the bookcase and found that the atmosphere was wrong. He saw Emperor Qianlong fanning the wind with a fan in his hand. Unknowingly frightened and trembling, he knelt down and begged the emperor for mercy. Emperor Qianlong flew into a rage and insisted that Ji Xiaolan tell what "old man" meant. Ji Xiaolan used his quick wits to explain: "This' old' means endless life; The' head of state' is the head of a country and the head of all ethnic groups; As for the' son', it is the son of heaven. "The word' old man' means respect." After hearing this, Qianlong turned anger into joy and stopped pursuing it.

5. Once, Emperor Qianlong wanted to test how strong Ji Xiaolan's coping ability was, so he said to Ji Xiaolan, "Do you know what is the way of loyalty and filial piety?" Ji replied, "Yes, if you ask me to die, I will die. This is called loyalty; When a father tells his son to die, so does his son. This is called filial piety. " Gan Long said, "You're right! Now, how about I give you a death? " Ji Xiaolan was frightened to disgrace, but he bowed his head and thanked him according to the etiquette of the imperial court. He turned respectfully and withdrew, saying, "I'm going to die now." Qianlong gloated and thought that the good show was about to be staged. After a while, Ji Xiaolan returned to Gan Long, only to find that he was soaked to the skin. Gan Long looked very angry and said to him, "Why did you come back again? Are you going to disobey me? " Ji Xiaolan said unhurriedly, "How dare I disobey the imperial edict? Hardly had I reached the river when I jumped into it without hesitation. At this time, Qu Yuan suddenly appeared in front of me, sharply reprimanding:' I threw myself into the river because the emperor was ignorant, so I couldn't serve my country and contribute my talents to it. Now, you are in the prime of life, and the emperor is so wise today, how can you follow my old path? Go back to the emperor and do your best for your country. "I listened to Qu Yuan and felt very reasonable. I jumped out of the water and came back immediately. Gan Long said with a smile, "Since Qu Yuan wants you to come back, come back and be loyal. "

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Six, one day a colleague of the academician courtyard gave his mother a birthday, and Ji Xiaolan went to congratulate her. This colleague asked Ji Xiaolan to write a poem of congratulations, but Ji Xiaolan responded without thinking: "This woman is not human." All the guests present were stunned. Regardless of the reaction of these people, Ji Xiaolan calmly continued: "The goddess came to earth in nine days." The crowd began to smile. Then, Ji Xiaolan said, "Give birth to a son to be a thief." Everyone was shocked. Ji Xiaolan went on to say, "The mother who stole the flat peach birthday girl." This incident became a much-told story for a while.

Seven, forty-five years of Qianlong (1788), a fire broke out in the Ministry of Industry, and the court ordered Jin Jian, Minister of the Ministry of Industry, to be responsible for the repair. In this regard, someone made a couplet saying: "The Ministry of Water caught fire and Jin built many buildings." The five elements of the Ministry of Industry belong to water, and this couplet contains gold, wood, fire, water and earth, which is very difficult. After the first couplet was published, no one wrote the second couplet for a long time. After a moment of meditation, Ji Xiaolan smiled and said to the officials who left the group: "Northerners are southerners, and Chinese books are things." It includes east, west, north and south. As soon as the second couplet came out, it attracted a bunch of people to burst into laughter.