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Promises scattered around the world can't pick up the fragments of memory.

Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.

I found a hundred and a half dollars in the corridor, and I'm looking for another one and a half dollars.

Let some people get rich first, then eliminate those who can't get rich, and finally achieve the same prosperity.

Serve heaven, not people. If it is arranged by heaven, I will bear it. If someone steps on it, I'll hit it.

The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dreams, but the process of persistence.

Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If you have no life, what can you play?

When will we be grateful for what we have?

If love goes far enough, it will also meet happiness, like hedgehogs and snails, locking themselves in their own world.

Burial talk may be a martyr, pure and lovely may be a slut!

I copied our family's past love and hate in the first person.

You know, I'm no threat to you because he doesn't love me. . I don't know, either.

If she were here, I would feel sorry. We are all women. I know I should disappear.

Love is like knitting a sweater. You need a needle and a thread when you build it, and you only need one pull when you dismantle it.

If I am the only one in the world, I won't cry even if I am sad.

I don't know if you know, my dear child, but I can only accompany you here.

Women like men who feel safe; Men are often attracted to insecure women.

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

The story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

If you don't have a girlfriend, you are a good citizen. If you have a girlfriend, you can get bail pending trial. Will be under surveillance when engaged. After marriage, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment.

The manager asked the secretary why she wanted to ask for leave. The secretary blushed and said, I have a friend who got married and he invited me to be the bride.

In tears, I paid homage to that youthful period and lost it.

If you think your apology can make me forget everything, then you can say.

Love is a heartfelt emotion. Nothing can bind it to sprout and thrive in the heart.

Put the lie in the box so that she won't be stabbed by the lie.

Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

If a man can't hold a woman's heart, don't say you put down your dignity to pursue it.

The world won't care about your self-esteem, people will only look at your achievements. Don't overemphasize self-esteem until you achieve something.

The last hug, as long as you hug, will really let the other person let go and make the other person happy? Sorry, I can't.

I want to leave every moment of 1 by your side, but what I love is a person's life.

It turns out that I can really feel heartache, need to breathe, and I can't help shivering.

Life is like a jar. People get drunk when they are immersed in it.

The evening breeze blows near, the plane leaves fall, and the promises scattered all over the world can't pick up the fragments of memory.

Open the door of memory, followed by the injury deeply precipitated by years.

Some things can't be forgotten when they happen, and even if they are forgotten, they are only temporarily forgotten.

Living is your courage, and dying is your destiny, but I doubt whether you are a half-dead foreigner.

There will never be another man who loves you as much as his father, so his favorite man is of course his father.

Don't believe in love until then, because love won't last long. If you accept it, you will always get hurt.

How I want to stand in the vast sea of people, take a casual look and see your figure.

No one understands me. Accustomed to pretending to be strong, a person faces everything.

Maybe I am a person who doesn't understand happiness, but don't be ambiguous in front of me.

Redundant explanations are actually secretive, while excessive satire actually hides praise.

Don't always say you love me when you are really sad. Who is by my side?

Men's love is from bottom to top, and women's love is from top to bottom.

A big woman can't have no electricity for a day, and a little woman can't have no money for a day!

Nowadays, people want face on the surface and don't want money, although they want money behind their backs.

I can't remember anything about you anymore.

First, children who like to steal snacks in class and turn around to talk are very happy when the teacher tells cold jokes.

Second, I can't even find a suitable excuse to start my greeting.

Third, after studying for so many years, now that I think about it, kindergarten is the best place to mix.

Fourth, love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident.

Five, I don't want those hot and cold, I just want a simple you love me.

Sixth, I hope to get a master's degree and teach me math and physics.

Seven, I hope someone can understand my bluff and understand my vulnerability.

When I can't see the world clearly, can you give me a clear five senses?

Nine, you know right, I still have a lifetime to waste for you.

I kissed his lips, but that was not her favorite person.

If I miss it, it will become a solid wall. Can I find a window?

Please believe that life will always meet the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.

Thirteen, this day by day, just like copying.

Fourteen. How many young artists has LOL destroyed?

Fifteen, there are always some things that make you see some people inadvertently.

Even if you are spurned by ten thousand people, I will accompany you.

Seventeen, don't rely too much on people other than yourself, because only you won't give up on yourself.

Eighteen years old, all schoolmasters, all local tyrants, all beautiful women, all handsome men, all sisters, all cute men and thin women. I still live in a world of wool. Goodbye.

Nineteen, don't be lewd, just touch the world with coquettish! Ask who is the most slutty in the world and tell me to do my job!

I can't remember anything about you anymore.

Twenty-one, not feeling who can't, don't be sentimental until there are two words.

What I hate is that you say you miss me and do nothing.

Twenty-three, how should I face this too noisy loneliness?

If you know how strong the sudden yearning is, you will understand that I am lonely and helpless when I leave alone.

Twenty-five, the class time is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six. ..

Twenty-six, be sure to find someone taller than you. Why? Because when you are angry, he always bows first.

Twenty-seven, useless things, no matter how cheap, don't buy, people who don't love, no matter how lonely, don't rely on them.

Twenty-eight, time can not be light, long-term love can accompany you.

It is better to keep people in your heart than to talk about love.

30. It turns out that tolerance doesn't need talent, and love will naturally be tolerant when it is deep.

3 1. Insomnia is because I think too much about things I shouldn't.

32. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

Thirty-three, feelings have been hurt, dreams have been broken, flowers have been withered, then ... what is left?

Why did you tell me not to leave you, and now why do you want to lose me in a hurry?

35. Indifference will exhaust all one's enthusiasm.

Thirty-six, people wake up from their own crying and die in the crying of others. The middle process is called happiness.

37. I am tired because I don't care, but because I don't love enough. True love doesn't have that many excuses.

Thirty-eight, will tell us that simply like the company in the longest ordinary life, the person who knows you best is the warmest.

The first word in all kinds of English vocabulary books is dislike. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

Forty, now, talk about a six-year love, and then get married on May 20th, 2020.

Sad sentences pick up the fragments of memory and scratch their own hands in bits and pieces _ sad sentences

First, don't be angry, try to live up to expectations, don't see through, try to break through, don't be jealous, try to appreciate, don't delay, try to be positive, and don't be tempted to act.

Second, I stubbornly insist on saying good night to you.

I am a very strange person. I want to run away every day, but I can't stand leaving.

You told me my heart was too big for you.

What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you prefer is always fearless.

6. Is there anyone like me who is not your lover but can affect your mood?

Seven, you and I are destined to be just a lonely lamp after prosperity, filled with helpless sadness in the boundless background.

Eight, everyone who says good night to sleep is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

9. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? Maybe you have bangs and a waist.

Ten, until another person can understand my feelings without asking.

I also want to ignore the image, but I'm afraid I can't afford that ending.

Twelve, my heart is missing a hole, and I am like a tumbler without a heartbeat.

Thirteen, everything in the past has long been blowing in the wind, and youth is running water that cannot be pulled back.

14. isn't growth just walking on glass slag bit by bit?

Fifteen, you have begun to slowly walk out of my world.

All the efforts made today are for tomorrow's beauty, so don't give up.

Seventeen, a person is not lonely, only when you miss someone, you are really lonely.

Eighteen, I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.

I dreamed that you changed your mind and woke up to find that your heart was never with me.

Twenty, I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I wish you blow it off in my heart.

You never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to ignore you cares about you.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

Twenty-three, suddenly miss you, where will you be, happy or wronged?

24. What promises are the most irritating. Don't say that after we break up, we will cut into pieces with you. I'm really afraid of what I'll do.

Twenty-five, when the flowers bloom, I will show you the snow and hold you in my arms to meet the wind.

I smile at you? Sad memories, I will show you happily and forget you.

Twenty-seven, I walked through the place where he lived again and again, only for the trauma of separation.

Twenty-eight, pick up the fragments of memory, but also bit by bit.

Twenty-nine, the speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of care for you.

I won't leave you when you leave, but I will hug you with some love letters and tears. I miss you.

Thirty-one, I'll chase you when I'm good enough. I'll try if it doesn't fit.

32. I am eager to be collected, properly placed and carefully preserved all my life.

When you really know how to love someone, you will know how much I love you.

Thirty-four, who remembers the love that broke your heart, who forgot the rules of love that should have existed.

Thirty-five what's up Shadow model paste? cry and shed bitter tears

36. You can give anyone a smile, but your heart is only good for one person.

Thirty-seven, I heard that fickle people are not forgetful.

Thirty-eight, quietly pull away from your world and gradually run aground on you.

Thirty-nine, fish-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

Forty, the love I give is always capricious, I don't know the love that only blooms once *

You can't keep your promise, and I can't hurt my feelings.

When you are in tears, don't make any decision. When you are in a bad mood, talk as little as possible.

You said you fell in love with me at first sight. I don't know how many people you fell in love with at first sight.

A person, a word, a heart, landed.

No, I have no one but you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Everyone is in the past tense. I can't let go of only memories.

I'm not very happy, nor am I unhappy. I am neither happy nor miserable.

Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember that originality is always more valuable than piracy.

The best way to make a person strong is to have someone you want to protect.

If you are sad, just squat down and hug yourself! Forgive you and spare yourself!

I'm fine, not bad, not surprised or happy, but everything is fine.

A minute's heart, an hour's like and a day's love. Forget him, but it's a lifetime.

The so-called love is that one person believes all the lies of another.

Only giggle in front of friends. You only cry when you are alone.

I won't be sad without you and the past, but I still love you if there is.

How many truths have I told in a joke in my life?

You can't expect everyone to like you, because not everyone is human.

Let go of the past, you should learn to forget, why bother yourself for ungrateful people.

I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I'm leaving, even longer than a long time.

Instead of making excuses everywhere, just say I don't love you.

Some people exist in your life like protection; Some people have taught you a lesson.

At least, my existence is unique in this world.

Some memories of the past have drifted away, and now there is only myself, only now.

What belongs to me will always be remembered. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.

For a person who doesn't love you, what is the need to worry about him and feel sorry for him? Just passers-by.

Every day, 50% of the time is spent despising yourself, and the other 50% is spent forgiving yourself. It's called entanglement.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear!

I have been to your world, but I didn't stay long before you erased it.

I don't want to create that little melancholy. I know your happiness needs to be satisfied, so my happiness is gone.

It's not that nobody wants me, I'm just afraid of missing you I love.

How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.

Whether it is friendship or love, you have come, and I believe you will not leave. Go ahead. I'll pretend you never came.

Is there a moment when his/her words will make you cry?

Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

When you think it's too late, it's time to really start.

No matter friendship or love. I want a whole life, not a moment.

I use my own thoughts to imagine a pure white ceremony that belongs to you.

Pain, forbearance, pain, forbearance, maybe, when the body hurts, the heart is not so painful.

I just want to turn the remaining sadness into temporary happiness.

Some memories of the past have drifted away, and now there is only myself, only now.

Although I am very happy and happy, there is always a person's name that makes me stop laughing at once.

I locked my heart firmly, but I accidentally let him break in.

Girls say they can't be separated from each other for a thousand times, and boys say that once they break up, they will never look back.

Everyone is a bitch. I don't love you if I love you, and I love you to death if I don't love you.

If you get sick or injured occasionally, I will suffer a hundred times, a thousand times and a million times more than you.

The best love in the world is to let the people you love find their own love.

I love you more than you love me, so I don't have to say anything.

Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

Love how a person can be together until the old love can seal the throat with blood.

Never give up what you want. Although it is difficult to wait, it is even more regrettable.

When you are in tears, don't make any decision. When you are in a bad mood, talk as little as possible.

After a long time, you can get used to everything and hate everything.

Forget me, forget once, someone will love you more than me.

You think I'm harmless, so you ignore me, but you can't see that my heart is scarred.

There are fewer and fewer important people, and those who stay are more and more important.

Don't fall in love with someone before you are eighteen. Because that will be the person you love the most.

Love doesn't have many languages. Caring doesn't mean that words can be expressed.

Hongtaro said, "I'd rather believe that there are no sheep in the world than Big Wolf."

If love is a game in your eyes, then I don't want to be your toy

I want someone to remind me to eat when I am busy.

The person who apologizes first is the bravest; He who forgives first is the strongest; He who lets go first is the happiest.

I will never forget it because I know it will never happen again in my life.

The so-called love is to cherish each other after all feelings, enthusiasm and romance have been taken away.

I want not only your present but also your future.

You don't have to show others the wound. Hurt others' eyes, but hurt your own heart.

You can't keep your promise, and I can't hurt my feelings!

A person for a long time, even the pain will slowly ferment, more and more serious. I've been alone for a long time, and I can't even talk about getting involved.

Memories are just a kind of outdated beauty, and expectations are just a kind of false happiness.

Once so far away, so close, so inseparable, has always been the most appropriate.

Live a happy life with an indifferent attitude.

Doing nothing is because you don't stick to your goals.

Memories are just a kind of outdated beauty, and expectations are just a kind of false happiness.

You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

I can't let everyone be nice to me. But ... I can be good to myself.

Someone hugged me when I cried, and I cried even harder.

Are you like me? Every time I go online, the first time is to see if that person is online.

I didn't know you liked me any more than you knew I liked you.