Funny campaign slogan for squad leader.

Hello everyone, my name is ○○. Today I am running for class president.

As the saying goes, if a husband wants to find someone with similar interests, then the monitor should also find someone with a similar personality. And the many touching stories I had during my freshman year of high school all prove that the two words, monitor and I, are very harmonious. Here is a brief summary of my reasons for running for squad leader:

1. As a squad leader, you must set an example and set an example for your classmates. And on this point, if you are lucky enough to vote for me, in the future the teacher will never say to you: "Look at you, you are so naughty, learn from the monitor." And with me as the standard, everyone will feel much more relaxed.

2. As a squad leader, you should be well-read and extensively involved. In terms of mathematics, I spent my own money and time to study world-class conjectures such as 1+1, 1+2, 1+3, and 1+4, but failed. In terms of physics, I have deep thoughts on Maxwell's equations, Fermat's theorem, and Bernoulli's principle of virtual work. In terms of foreign languages, I have a certain understanding of the languages ??of Britain, the United States, Canada, Singapore and other countries. In terms of biology, he has profound knowledge in physiology and ethics. All this will become my capital and serve my classmates.

3. As a monitor, you must be kind-hearted and willing to help others. It's the little things that best reflect a person's character. For example, one night, I met an old woman handing out leaflets. When she handed them to me, I did not reject them in disgust, but took them in good faith. I was struggling mentally at that time: "That mother-in-law must have children, and if she has children, she must have a husband, and she must support her family. If I accept a flyer from her, she will earn more money. If I don't accept it, she will be When she returns to her boss, she may be bullied like the little match girl and starve to death on the street." Thinking of this, tears filled my eyes. I thought: "If everyone was like me, how harmonious and beautiful the earth would be. , won’t the game industry on earth develop and grow?”

4. As a squad leader, you must have the courage to see your own mistakes and work hard to correct them. Like most freshmen, I was shy and didn't dare to speak after I came to No. 1 Middle School, but I was not willing to be lonely. I work hard to train myself so that I dare to express my burning heart in front of everyone. Now that I am here is my greatest success. I believe that a proactive person is capable of being a good monitor.

5. As a squad leader, you must be able to adhere to principles and refuse temptation. When we first came to live in No. 1 Middle School, the school gave us a lot of freedom. I loved playing games, but I knew that playing games was not good. So I restrained myself and took a series of measures to limit my time playing games. Finally I succeeded, I never play games in math class! Perseverance will be of great help to me in handling the affairs of the class.

6. As a squad leader, you must seek happiness for your classmates and the class. For example, the teacher feels that two students in our class are talking, and they may or may not have spoken. In this ambiguous and chaotic moment, I will stand up and defend the interests of my classmates and the interests of the class. Let me give you another practical example. For example, there is an activity time, and Teacher *** has to take a test and takes up the classmates' time. At this time, I will quickly find Teacher *** and explain to him that this section How important the event is to the students, and how many students have been waiting for it for thousands of years. I will suggest that the physics exam can be postponed for a while. I think Teacher *** will definitely understand us at this time.

The above are all the reasons why I think I am suitable for the position of monitor.

As far as I understand the term monitor, it means the boss who moves things. As for moving things, of course it is to serve my classmates. This is the honor of being the class president.

In the class, I will try my best to help the comrades in my class. As for me, I will report your various performance results to the teachers, but. . . . . It's possible for you to bribe me. The "money" I want is written with a red pen. It's the big red letters written by our masters in Chinese, Mathematics, and English on your test papers. You'd better give me a hundred-dollar bill. Of course, don't think that you can cause trouble by buying me off. With my handsomeness and loyalty, I won't betray our boss, the head teacher, in a big way. If you want to file a lawsuit, it will naturally depend on the situation. If you go too far, the "master" in Hedong will yell at you, and I'm sure the scolding will make you spin around and make you unable to tell your father from your mother.

Haha, let’s start with the ugly words. My classmates, if you want to beat or kill me, I don’t care, because I am your public servant! As a servant, I just hope that my masters will give me good grades so that I can become famous in the world and honor my ancestors! (This paragraph is a bit pitiful to read)

Finally, I said to the teachers, if you leave this monitor to me, I will do a very good job!

Thank you, I know you will definitely give me this position. With my handsomeness and loyalty, you should also give me this position! ! !

Thank you! Thanks! I love you! My teachers and classmates, I’m going down, don’t be reluctant to leave me! Thanks! ! ! ! ! ! !