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The birthday of a 30-year-old woman is funny. Congratulations 20 14

1. Birds and fish are in love. But they live in two worlds. So, the bird sadly flew to another sea area, and the fish swam to the deepest part of the sea floor. Happy birthday, dear!

Birthday is memorable, because from that moment on, many things have been rearranged, including your meeting, acquaintance and love. Let's cherish each other!

3. When your heart is really painful and tears are about to flow down, look up quickly. This once belonged to our sky. If the sky is still vast and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your dear happy birthday!

4, the world changes, will not stay for us, only you and my love, always hidden in the bottom of my heart, I wish you a happy birthday!

5. It is true that I once loved you; It's true that I still love you. On Valentine's Day, let me turn this love into a trickle of blessings and sincerely wish you happiness forever! Happy birthday, dear!

6. I know that being close to you and liking you is a happy thing; It is a happy thing to have you until you know it; When I fall in love with you, I know that love is sweet. Holding you only knows that cherishing you is what you should do in your life! Happy birthday, dear!

7. This love is deeply buried in my heart and has been surging for a century. It was not until the day we got together that it surged into a bright and burning passion. Happy birthday!

8. You woven a calendar with beautiful annual rings and fragrant ink; On this day every year, I will bless your birthday with deep thoughts.

On the occasion of your 30th birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best!

10, although you have entered the ranks of the fourth grade, but in my heart you will always be 25 years old! Happy birthday!

1 1, take more rest and don't be too tired, then eat and sleep. Buy it at first sight, not too expensive, and never go against the environment. Get together with friends when you are free, sober and drunk. If you can earn money and spend money, life will be delicious.

12, I wish you don't feel tired when you start working, don't waste money, don't flatter yourself when you find a wife, don't shrink back when you have children, don't feel expensive when you live in a house, and don't fly when you drive. Enough money to spend and sleep, just in time for a well-off life.

13, let today's quiet night, faint candlelight, listening to light music and tasting strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you!

14, I wish you as simple and happy as a three-year-old child, as enlightened as a three-year-old child, and as nirvana as a thirty-year-old child. ......

15, I wish you more and more beautiful face, more and more devil figure, more and more feminine, more and more charming smile, more and more elegant temperament, happy 30th birthday!

16, you add one year, charm, maturity and wisdom.

17, on your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best!

18, may you always be slim and have good lines, always young and beautiful, never old, have a 40-year-old age, a 30-year-old heart, a 20-year-old image, 18-year-old mentality, and always remain young and have a long flowering period. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

19, with my love for you, I wish you a happy birthday, thank you for your concern and care all the time, and I wish my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic sister a happy birthday!

20, rest more, don't be too tired, and then eat and sleep. Buy it at first sight, not too expensive, and never go against the environment. Get together with friends when you are free, sober and drunk. If you can earn money and spend money, life will be delicious.