Tianjin version is joking with children ~

Tianjin is an immigrant city. According to legend, most of the immigrants in Ming Dynasty were Jianghuai soldiers in Zhu Hongwu, and Tianjin was the base camp of Huai army in Qing Dynasty, so the pronunciation and vocabulary of Tianjin dialect were greatly influenced by the dialects in Jianghuai area of northern Jiangsu.

Many people speak Tianjin dialect, and ordinary people have a strong taste. But which dialect doesn't have the flavor of ordinary citizens? Language itself is popular. In the past, Tianjin Wei's old accent was a bit rustic, including many unique "Tianjin accents" in Tianjin-"How dare you scold the temple" (what are you doing); "Sludge, silk, you care about chisel" (it's none of your business, can you care) and so on. It became a joke for outsiders to dig at Tianjin people. Now, this pure

Some people say Tianjin dialect is vulgar. In fact, if Tianjin has the highest economic development, then not only will no one take Tianjin dialect as a joke, but Tianjin dialect will also become popular in turn. The mouths of big and small orangutans will not always be "sauce purple" (the star language of Ruth), but should be "teeth cleaning"; Those hooligans in Beijing who are true or false will not keep their mouths shut about "Ya Ya" and follow the trend and say "hit the child" ...

Tianjin people love to say "horse", and "what is this" has become the "temple curse" of Tianjin population, which is the most typical representative of Tianjin dialect, just like "bell fungus". Tianjin people love to talk. Four-character words are eaten into three characters, and three-character words are eaten into two characters, which are short and crisp. For example, people in Tianjin say that "department store" is a "department store" and "persuasion field" is a "persuasion field". Tianjin dialect has no curly tongue, which sounds like a natural humorous effect to outsiders.

You must have heard the joke "Kuang"-

The instrument temporarily sells steam books. An old man from the countryside pays two thousand yuan to Xiao Jie, who sells books. Xiao Jie asks him:

"Are you tired?"

"Gump? Bury the steam book. "

"Bury the steam book?"

"Make an introduction and make a line."

"Is there enough money? Tired? "

"Give it."

Are you tired of asking for more money?

"Du Zhi, Santana is cool." (Santana 2000)

"Then don't buy offline. Recommendation books are too expensive. Have you seen the internal reference? This book is very cheap, so I am tired of buying one. "

"How much is it?"

"Mercedes-Benz 600." (Mercedes-Benz 600)

This joke embodies the Tianjin humor of "interrupting". He doesn't know what to say in simple words. Nowadays, it is hard for people under 40 to hear the pure "Tianjin accent" that makes fun around you. Nowadays, young people basically speak Mandarin with Tianjin flavor.

Do you want to do what you want? Just buy a car. Is this money enough for you? Do you know how much this car costs? Do you know Santana 2000? Don't buy this car. It's too expensive. Did you see that car? It is cheaper for you. Buy that one and get so much money. Mercedes Benz 600