Children's joke: When Washington cut down trees, his father was not on it.

A: "What bad luck! I ate a duck egg in the arithmetic exam. Grandpa called me a little bastard, and my mother called me a big idiot, or just called me dad. . . "

B: "He didn't scold you?"

A: "He told me to get out at once!"

2. Tiger Baby asks Tiger Dad: Dad, Dad, why does mankind have a xiehouyu called' Tiger's beard-you can't touch it'? Tiger Dad replied: Son, this is because once when humans trimmed his beard, Dad was hungry and couldn't help eating him!

The kindergarten teacher asked her students, "Who can make sentences with the word" yes "?"

The first little girl said, "The sky must be blue."

The teacher said, "But sometimes the sky is gray or orange!" "

The second little boy said, "The tree must be green."

The teacher said, "But in autumn, the trees will turn brown."

At this time, Xiao Ming at the back stood up and asked, "Teacher, does fart have color?"

The teacher said in surprise, "Of course not!"

"Well, I must have pooped my pants!"

Xiaoming playfully pushed the mobile public toilet in the village into the river! I felt wrong afterwards, thinking that apologizing to my father should be forgiven! Unexpectedly, his father gave him a good beating.

Xiao Ming said very grievance: "Washington cut down the apple tree planted by his father. He apologized to his father and his father forgave him!" " ! But why don't you forgive me? "

Dad said angrily, "when Washington cut down trees, his father wasn't on it!" " "

5. I went shopping with my son and saw a pair of high heels. I couldn't help trying for a while.

I took two steps to put it on, but it was really difficult to walk. I can't help but sigh: "Why don't you make such expensive shoes more comfortable?"

The waiter gave me a disdainful look and said, "People who can afford this brand don't have to go!" " "

Just when I was a little embarrassed, my son silently said, "Are all the people wearing this brand in wheelchairs?"

After picking up my nephew from school today, he happily ran out and shouted "Uncle, Uncle".

Seeing that one of his female classmates is very watery, I asked him, "Will you marry her in the future?"

He said, "I'll leave it to you when you are so old."

The little girl came over and said, "Come on, call aunt, call."

Little Charlie asked his father, "Do you know what has two heads, six legs and 1 tail?"

Dad thought for a moment and said, "I don't know." What is this? My dear child? "

"A man on horseback."