An interesting joke on April fool's day

Interesting jokes on April Fool's Day

Interesting jokes on April Fool's Day. In fact, during April Fool's Day, we often trick some people around us. April Fool's Day is a festival dedicated to playing tricks on people, which is also a festival spread from the west. Let's introduce interesting jokes on April Fool's Day to everyone. Interesting joke on April Fool's Day 1

1. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the short message!

2. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats do what they do from house to house, sheep will be grilled in the future, dogs are used to people, and you are waiting to get out of the circle.

3. When you read this short message, you are in trouble. Deleting text messages is a disaster; Reply to the text message, you owe me my life; If you don't reply to the text message, you will set foot on the road to death.

4. Mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby, and dad drives them away and puts toilet water on them. The baby woke up and shouted, mom, the mosquito just peed on my bed!

5. When Pig meets the old moon, he asks, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Laodao: She's a human being, and you're a demon. I'm afraid that your's children will give birth to a shemale.

6. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen's and my affection is longer than Guan Yunchang's, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

7. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called wax gourd, the melon on the west lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon in the sand beside Nice Lake? Stupid, "Nice Shagua"!

8. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you were in charge of the whole army, with a pot on your head, a sack on your back, a can on your feet, Chinese cabbage in your hand, and you cried, Who has duck feathers and goose feathers to sell?

9. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go and brush your teeth!

1. When the phone rings once, it means I miss you. When the phone rings twice, it means I love you ... When the phone rings seven times, it means: Where have you been? You don't answer your phone if you need anything.

11. Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. I don't believe you, it's my uncle. Bombing first and then poisoning, America has to take it. If you refuse to accept it again, your account will be changed to a pig!

12. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why bother to fry each other!

13. One of my hobbies must be sleeping. I seldom fall asleep before 12 o'clock in the morning, but I don't get up before 8 o'clock without anything important. In fact, we are not sleepy, just want to sleep.

14. You flashed by, which made my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I can't let you leave again and never … catch a thief!

15. When we have money, we'll go to get in shape every day. Be as thin as you want, and as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

16. being abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least we, the state-owned pig farm, are your warm home.

17. Hearing the gurgling sound of the ladies' room next door, he stared at the yellow liquid that was connected and gathered on both sides, thinking that he finally had an exchange with the goddess, so he felt extremely happy.

18. Since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you ... are two piles.

19. It's raining, the rain is fluttering, and the wind is like a broken knife. You are pushing a wooden chariot in the rain, rushing around and dancing wildly in the rain. Suddenly, you stop, glare at the front, and scream at the sky: Harvest-Break-Rotten-La!

2. Those who see women unable to walk are called anthomaniac, those who like reading are called bookworm, and those who love martial arts are called martial artists. I heard that you don't have a hobby, but you just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

21. When I was down and out, it was you beside me; When I was sick and injured, it was you by my side; When I am frustrated in love, it's still you beside me. It's really unlucky to be with you!

22. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qiao Nina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They watched the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shade Star.

23, compare salary with salary, forget it and don't want to live. Take care of yourself, forget it. Compare the stars, forget it. Compare the scarlet to the scarlet, forget it, it's you. Have a nice weekend and stay young forever.

24. Now, please touch your face and smile at the mirror. If your skin color is pink and your face is tender and soft, it means you are healthy. Ok, that's all for our lecture on pig raising!

25. There are two sentences that I've always wanted to say to you, and I finally got the courage today: the first sentence, I love you, and I like you so much; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously! Haha, remember to be happy!

26. Dog's wish: How much I want to have a bone. When I finish eating the meat on it, it will grow new meat. Chicken's feeling: since human invented the clock, my worth has plummeted!

27. When the clouds pass by, it is the trace that I miss you; When the light shines, that's how I miss you; When the rain falls, it is the evidence that I miss you; When it thunders and thunders, I pray to heaven that you are struck!

28. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I already blew my horn. Why didn't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear your horn!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.

29, when bargain-hunting, the money was lost from the yin; When listening to the stock review, the money was lost from being cheated; When investing for a long time, the money is lost from the announcement of delisting; When preparing to cover the position, the money was lost from the new round of decline.

3. A cricket bet with a pig that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, How can I see? So cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

31. I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money, and I want to invite you to dance. Unfortunately, I am short and miserable, and I want to take a walk with you, so I have no choice but to close the road. Fortunately, I still have a mobile phone to send a short message to greet you: When will you invite me to dinner?

32. When our hair is white, our teeth are loose, our eyes are blurred and our skin is wrinkled, can we still keep in touch? I'm telling you, even if my memory is blurred, I must remember you as an idiot.

33. When I was a child, people who sold popsicles and ice cream usually pushed bicycles to sell them. Once, I heard an aunt shout in the house: the new ice cream is hot. (It is estimated that this aunt used to sell fried dough sticks)

34. Not every flower can represent love, but roses did it; Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it!

35. Promise me that no matter what happens, you will be calm, no matter what you do, you will be determined, you will be optimistic and happy whenever and wherever you meet, and you will never tell anyone that you are crazy!

36. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you at dinner and dream about you at sleep. I can't go on a trip every day, and I can't sleep at night. I suffer a lot. When can I get your ... 5 million prize?

37. Among the students in that year, the one who pronounced English as "interest due" became the president; Those who read it as "hard to change history" became home. I read "I should be exhausted" and became a company employee. How did you read it?

it's a pleasure to miss you. It's a pleasure to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do. Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing. However, it just happened to lie to you.

39. My friends said I was a handsome guy, but I refused to admit it. Finally, they gave me thousands of dollars, and I reluctantly agreed! To be honest, I don't want to have this title, but I am forced to do so in front of money!

4. In hot weather, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you some intimate kisses. I asked Aunt Mosquito to sing a lullaby for you every night. Don't be polite to me. There are better gifts for you!

41. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey; Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temper; Friends should choose the pig's head and dog's brain with a runny nose. Don't look, wipe your nose quickly.

42. Xiao Ming heard Xiaoli grind her teeth during her nap, and she was puzzled. The teacher told Xiao Ming: "I sleep grinding my teeth because of calcium deficiency", and Xiao Ming suddenly realized: "I used to grind my teeth into powder and eat them to supplement calcium!"

43. You didn't contact me at the weekend. Don't you forget: without my company, your mood will be miserable and gloomy, happiness is doomed to miss you, life will be full of tears, and you can only keep company with pigs!

44. The doorman was cleaning in front of a family building. Suddenly, a piece of watermelon skin fell from the sky and landed on the doorman's head. The doorman looked up and sighed: Fortunately, it is watermelon skin! Laughter came from the window: Do you want watermelon?

45. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's mind. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide to watch the chicken. The silly chicken didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at her mobile phone.

46. Give you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread, and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door every day happily, and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

flight attendant: ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts. The plane will take off soon. After the plane took off, the stewardess announced again. Please fasten your seat belts. We forgot to board the plane for breakfast today.

48. During the Anti-Japanese War, one day, the Japanese came into the village to mop up. You were surrounded by devils to cover your comrades. You jumped at the devil with a big knife! I only heard a plop: you fell out of bed gloriously!

49. Promise me to take good care of myself. No matter what happens, I will be calm. No matter what I do, I will be determined. I will be optimistic whenever and wherever I meet. No matter who I meet, I won't tell him that you are crazy.

5. The north wind roared, the winter rain continued, and the snow drifted. Friend, I know you are cold, but it doesn't matter. I brought you a microwave oven. If you are cold, bake the roast bar yourself! Have fun!

51. You are still young and romantic. You can worry about money, face and figure, but don't bend over your feelings.

52. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me and you died, and it's over.

53. Every time I don't want to study, I look in the mirror and tell myself that if I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that person is nothing but beautiful.

54. Apart from teeth, there is also love.

55. Everyone will be mean, but please pay attention to the times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to the speed.

56. As a typical failure, you are really successful.

57. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

58. I'm not a casual person, but I'm not a casual person.

59. I don't mind scolding you at ordinary times. I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

6. A person is not alone, but only when he misses someone. Interesting joke on April Fool's Day 2

1. I love you all my life. Please believe me! You are my baby, life can't do without you! Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the most tender! Please look at the third word of each sentence. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. On April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing is given to the stupidest `you': I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is foolish, and great stupidity is especially foolish; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

3. Whether the quality of blessing is high or not depends on the reading effect: it takes a few seconds to read carefully, and your mouth is not crooked, and your IQ is not zero. Use on April Fool's Day, the effect is yo! Dear, the effect is good!

4. A pair of golden eyes with red cheeks. With two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw that they wanted to impose martial law, the hospital took you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Today is April Fool's Day, and we decided to choose typical key training, so that some people can be "stupid" first, so as to make others stupid and finally entertain themselves. Sign up when you get the text message. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Career will not seek "stupidity". Love is never confused with "stupidity", and it often takes advantage of "stupidity". Money is rolling in every year, and good luck leads to stupidity every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The work is relaxed and not tiring, the income is soaring, the lovers make an appointment to queue up, and every day they are full of energy, and happiness goes hand in hand, and all their troubles are abolished. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; It's an idiot, still staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

9. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, and your life is more leisurely than that of a fairy. It's actually good to be a pig!

1. Quick identification method of fool's short message: the receiver is "stupid" every year, the respondent is "stupid" every month, the forwarder is "stupid" every day, the depositor is "stupid" all the time, and the deleting person is not "stupid". Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

11. Be especially careful today, be careful when you walk and talk, be careful when you invite friends, distinguish between true and false, and be careful in everything to avoid being taken as happy. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!

12. Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that you always look at text messages with your mobile phone, and you grin the most seriously. You should be careful!

13. Donkey tells fish that fish is stupid. Fish says donkey is more stupid. Donkey says fish is more stupid. Donkey says fish is stupid. Donkey says fish is stupid. Donkey says fish is stupid. Do you know whether donkey is more stupid or fish is more stupid? No idea? That's good. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, the water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; And those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

15, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirts, skipping small steps, sweet and smiling. The cutest shape, the most lively behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

16. When April Fool's Day comes again, chickens fly and dogs jump. Friends fool around, colleagues love to be funny; Go to the toilet carefully and bring paper towels; There is an invitation on the phone, think about your coming again; If a beautiful woman expresses her feelings, caution is a trap; Come back early from work, don't get caught!

17. Going out for consumption is really too expensive. If you want to be affordable, make your own preparations. Buy some meat, and the price of meat is flying; Buy some vegetables and double the price;