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Unofficial history 2046 Author: Han Ming
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In recent days, I feel extremely depressed, which is a man show trend. I often think about life and philosophy, and I can't sleep for many nights, so that my brain finally collapsed and fell asleep after a sleepless night. Then I had a dream that my buddy Yang, who wore a pair of shorts in junior high school, exchanged shorts with me in the dream. I feel weird when I wake up. After all, I haven't seen or even thought about this person for years. I only occasionally talk about the word "Yang" when telling jokes.
I rushed to Liu Qiang's room, and this fellow was still sleeping, rolling on the bed like a dead pig, probably still dreaming of spring. I shouted, Liu Qiang, get up for me. Liu Qiang didn't respond. I suspect that I didn't shout hard enough, or that the young lady in my dream was too seductive, so I kicked Liu Qiang in the face with my barefoot. Liu Qiang quickly rolled over and sat up like a carp, as if his eyes were white with electricity and his expression seemed awake. He asked, why?
I said, I had a dream.
Liu Qiang said: I don't care.
I said, I'm going to divination.
Liu Qiang suddenly woke up and said, you can't read divination. By the way, you slept all fucking day. Today is 14.
No matter how long I slept, I went straight to the point and asked: Why can't I do divination?
Liu Qiang said: In the face of scientific socialism, be scientific!
I said, but I think this dream is of great significance-of course, I will seriously denounce this feudal thought. After all, on the road of science, we can't hold back socialist modernization in this way, but it is understandable. This superstition is deeply rooted in my mind. First of all, I am a countryman. From the day I put on open-backed pants, I was educated by my grandmother's traditional concept, that is, "a good man" ...
It should be the whole book.
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