Looking for a funny English drama script, preferably in Chinese and English.

白：Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again, His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She wore drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we'll show you a different play today.

(Cinderella holds her head high and is handsome

Narration: She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.

Now, she is running for the 100 meter race. (Cinderella sprint , the teacher next to her counted the seconds: 11'9)

Now, she is playing basketball. (Cinderella beats the crowd with one, dunking easily)

Now, she is practicing Chinese gongfu( Cinderella punched and her opponent fell)

This is her----Cinderella

Cinderella (angry, watch the narration): Do you finish?

Narration : Ok (stammering) continue, even she is perfect, she still can't escape the poor life, Why? That is-----

Stepmother (pretending to do laundry): How cold the water! I'm too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.

(Cinderella silently took the wash basin from her stepmother's hand)

(The first sister knocked the basin and bowl into pieces. Noisy noise. Cinderella silently took the basin and bowl from the sister's hand)

(A sister was sewing with needle and thread, pricking her hands and screaming - Cinderella silently took the clothes from the sister's hand)

Scene 1

(Cinderella is massaging her stepmother’s shoulders)

Second sister (running in, raising flyer in hand): Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.

The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.

Yi Jie (holding her chin): I must be choosen , I am the most beautiful girl in the world.

Second sister (dancing out of thin air): No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.

(Two The sisters started arguing, and the stepmother took the flyer from her daughter's hand and kissed it)

Stepmother: Oh, baby. Stop.

. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on, make up yourself. We haven't enough time! Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!

Cinderella: OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------

(Three people gathered God)

Sister 1: Oh, my God! I forgot Tim's homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can't finish, what should I do?

Two Sister (holding the book, pointing, echoing): Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execute A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(steal Looking at Cinderella, crying) Oh, my God! Oh, my party! My Prince! My happiness! and the country's future!

Cinderella (flustered, comforting): My sisters, don't cry! I always do the homework for you, of course tonight!

(After the mother and daughter were in a hurry): Goodbye, our lively girl!

Act 2

(The witch appears riding an almost missing broom)

Narration: Oh, Harry Potter!

(The witch hits Cinderella)

Cinderella (angry): Who are you?

Witch (satisfied): I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch. I can give you all the thing you wish.

Cinderella: Really? Do you know King's party? I want to go, but------(looking down at her rags)

Witch (laughing): Don't worry. It is easy for me! Look, clothes, shoes, car-----

Cinderella (showing joy, throwing herself at the shoes): Oh, how beautiful glass shoes!

Witch: Wear it, and go!

Act 3

(In the magnificent hall, music is flying and people are buzzing. The ladies are eagerly waiting)

Guard (cane): Welcome the Prince.

(Applause, cheer)

King (serious): Please be quiet! As everybody knows, today I will choo

es a beautiful, slim, homorous, and long hair girl for my son----(turn around and point to the prince), handsome, strong, tall, and brave!

(the prince looks shy)

Ladies: How lively! How handsome! (Make an intoxicated appearance, rush forward, and surround the prince)

(At this time, a woman flew out, holding a fan and "fighting out" "A bloody road")

(The prince and Cinderella were dancing, and suddenly the phone rang)

Prince: Who's phone?

Cinderella: Oh, it's my phone! (Dance while answering the phone while taking out the phone) This is Cinderella, speaking!

Witch: It's 12'clock, game will be over, come back quickly! Or you'll change back! (Starts to ring the bell)

Cinderella: Oh, I must go! (Running in a hurry, dropped a shoe)

Prince (picked up the shoe and chased it): Wait! You forget give me your name, and your phone number!

Prince (watching the girl go away, sad): I've lost her!

Act 4

Narration: Since the party, Prince fell in love with Cinderella, the Prince decided to look for the mysterious girl. He issued a proclamation, “Whoever the glass shoe fits, shall be wife to the Prince!”

(The prince took the soldiers everywhere to find someone to try on the shoes)

Soldier: Please try the shoe! (Lady A tries on the shoes) Oh, your foot is too big!

Soldier: Please try the shoe! Please try the shoe! (Ms. B tries on the shoe) Oh, my God, what a terrible smell! Of coures not you!

Narration: A t lat, the Prince come to Cinderella's home.

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(The two sisters stood at the door, looking crazy): Oh, the Prince is coming, he is so handsome! He is so cool!

Soldier (holding shoes): Please try the galss shoe.

(The two sisters are grabbing the shoe): Oh, it is my shoe! ------Oh, it is my shoe!

(The soldier took the shoe , handed to the elder sister): You first! (The elder sister took the shoe, but couldn't put it on)

Soldier: Stop doing that. Your foot is too long, you will break the shoe!

Second sister (proud): I said, it is my shoe. (I grabbed the shoe, tried it on, and finally put it on after a lot of effort.

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Second sister: ****, too small! (Throw off the shoe, squat down and rub her feet, the shoe flew to Cinderella)

Stepmother (roared angrily ): Why are you here? Back to kitchen! Wash the dishes!

Soldier: Wait! Every girl must try!

Stepmother: She is drity! It is couldn't be her! (Cinderella silently put on her shoes easily)

Prince (cheering): Oh, it fits! I found you! (Prince and Cinderella hugged each other)

Narration: The Prince was delighted to find her, and on a bright sunny day, he and Cinderella were merged. They lived happily ever after!