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Who wrote it? What do you mean?
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After all, prostitutes are different from trade unions, and everyone is afraid of making mistakes, especially shouting slogans during the parade. Therefore, the think tank suggested reviewing the slogan of the parade.
On the day of the parade, the city manager was responsible for listening to the slogans of prostitutes.
I saw the slogan of prostitute team A: "Don't steal, don't rob, don't oppose the ruling party." The security officer looked at it and said happily, "All right, all right!"
I saw the slogan of prostitute team B: "No land occupation, no room occupation, just a bed." The director of land and resources saw it and said happily, "Good, good!"
I saw the slogan of prostitute team C: "No women, no men, no trouble to the government." The population director saw it and said happily, "Not bad!"
I saw the slogan of the prostitute team: "No noise, no pollution, just shout once in a while." Seeing this, the Secretary for Environmental Protection said happily, "You shout, you shout.
I saw the slogan of the prostitute team: "No funds, no loans, bring your own equipment to produce." After seeing it, the development director said happily, "Welcome, welcome!"
I saw the slogan of the prostitute's own team: "Laid-off girl, don't cry, come into the nightclub with me." The director of social security saw it and said happily, "All the time, all the time!" "
I saw the slogan of the prostitute Geng team: "Although comfortable, I am also tired, stimulating domestic demand and creating foreign exchange." When the Secretary of Economic and Trade saw it, he said happily, "Pull it, create it!"
I saw the slogan of prostitute Xin Dunwu: "Don't invite disasters, don't cause disasters, and resolutely don't be a third party." The director of the Women's Federation saw it and said happily, "Don't worry, don't worry!"
See the slogan of the prostitute team: "Don't steal or rob, pay attention to credibility and seize the market." The Secretary for Industry and Commerce saw this and said happily, "Advocate, advocate!"
I saw the slogan of the prostitute team: "You can't have too many ugliness, you are not afraid of being old, and it is a great responsibility to train cadres." When the organization minister met, he said happily, "Thank you, thank you!"
I saw the slogan of the prostitute team: "One point, one point, one price, which is different from the real price." The price director saw it and said happily, "model, model!" "
I saw the ugly slogan of the prostitute team: "No tax evasion, no tax delay, no charge for seeing the director." The Commissioner of Taxation saw it and said happily, "Example, example!" Annotation list
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