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The tiger eight wrapped in the engine compartment was removed, and there was actually an engine decorative cover inside.
The engine cover that has never been cleaned looks a little dusty.
I think this bonnet strut is actually a bit inappropriate. I'm at least a top player. It's not too much to have a hydraulic ejector pin. That thing needs 180 yuan. I hope that all the top and sub-top models will be hydraulic in the future.
The removed engine compartment decorative board actually has a little function, a little sound insulation and dust prevention, but it is more troublesome to remove.
The engine's heat insulation firewall is full of muddy water. I guess there is still a lot of mud splashing on the way to Tibet. The engine is fine, there is no oil stain.
So far, the original car battery is still good, the quality of the original car battery is good, and the battery of the auxiliary factory changed outside can last for two years. In addition, this battery has also withstood the test during the cleaning period. During that time, I was afraid to go downstairs. The car has been left for half a month, and it is the natural enemy of battery life.
There are many leaves of various plants in the gap beside the engine room. Clean them up yourself, or it will be bad to fall into the cabin.
Leaves of pine trees. . . . . Start cleaning up.
The owner is disassembling the air filter. My air filter is still the factory air filter. I bought a new air filter and forgot to bring it. Let the master see if it still works. If it works, I will continue to make do. . . .
There are pine needles everywhere. These are still green and seem to be new.
The tiger was held high, ready to discharge oil.
No, no, the car broke down! ! ! Leak! Call the master, I want to claim for compensation!
Look, there is water.
Ha ha ha, I'm kidding, guys. This is the drain hole of the exhaust pipe. Normal engine burning gasoline will produce water. Water is one of the main products of gasoline combustion, and then a lot of water will accumulate in this muffler. After a long time, the water inside is a big bay. This hole is used to drain water.
My silencer has no rust at all. It's really good.
The rear suspension is in good condition, just like a new car.
Look, the chassis is still very neat. Note that it is normal for the intermediate exhaust pipe to rust. This is all pig iron. At such a high temperature, rust will be a ghost.
Start draining engine oil. The oil is really dirty and black. I asked the master if it was dirty. No, the master said yes. It's dirty enough. It really should be changed. I have been running this wave of engine oil for almost a year, running more than 7000 kilometers. I have replaced all the real 4S Castrol with synthetic engine oil. It seems safer to switch to synthetic engine oil. Now if the engine continues to run in this state of black oil, it will be a little harmful.
The chassis is in good condition and rarely rusts.
Here, I'd like to give you an overview of the engine fender. In the picture above, this is Hu Ba's engine, which is made of resin but actually plastic. I've been here for two years, and I've been to Tibet, running a lot of icy roads, and hitting the bottom several times. This plastic fender is still good. It can be seen that the original plastic engine Hu Ba is enough, and there is no need to install any metal fender. The metal fender may produce abnormal noise, so spend more money.
The master measured the tire pressure. Now the tire pressure of each wheel is controlled at around 2.4, which is actually a little high, and I am too lazy to install it. Under normal circumstances, it is better to keep the tire pressure at 2.3. At this time, the tire is moderate in hardness and comfortable. If the tire pressure is too high, for example, about 2.8, it is obvious that the shock absorption effect of the car will decrease, and the hard car will jump. Another point is that now that summer is here, the tire pressure will increase a lot after running when the temperature is high. My tire pressure of 2.4 will reach 2.7 after running for a while, so everyone needs to pay attention.
I drive my tiger eight carefully and never rub it, but. . . . I still wiped my rear bumper. I was rubbed by others. I wonder when and who wiped it. . . .
The second-hand full-size wheels and full-size spare tires I found myself have never been on the ground, but I feel at ease when I look at them.
The right rear tire was punctured by a nail some time ago, and it will continue to be used after being mended, which will not affect it.
After that, the shock absorption looks comfortable, but it still lags far behind TXL.
Rear anti-collision steel beam
Seeing this vent, I remembered a joke. When I went to refuel, a master came to me and said, brother, your car has a serious carbon deposit and needs additives. Then I went to this exhaust port and put some black ash on my finger to show me. It's called carbon deposition for the first time. . . . . .
My favorite wheel hub, I think my Tiger Eight flagship wheel hub is the most beautiful.
The bottom of the front bumper has also been wiped. I don't know who did it and when. . . . . The most exasperating thing is that when this place was cleaned, I put my car in the center of a big square, and there were no cars around for dozens of meters. Who did this? What a good driving skill.
This place is worth talking about. This brake disc seems to have some lines. Some riders said that this would lead to brake jitter. My car also has this line, but there is no brake jitter at all. It seems that this thing won't cause brake jitter. Jitter may be another reason.
Besides, I want to give you a suggestion. Remind the master to tighten all the screws of the chassis for every maintenance. These screws, such as the screws for fixing the suspension, run down thousands of kilometers and there are all kinds of bumps. It may be a little loose. It will be safer to tighten them.
Hold it high, over.
Here, I solemnly remind you that the flashing is a useful thing, but now the quality of the flashing of these potholes is like this. After more than a year, its bright stripes are all cracked and ugly. I haven't thought of any solution yet. Please look carefully. If you care, please don't add a rain cover. 100%.
The rain eyebrow in this rearview mirror is really not there yet, but this thing is useless except cool.
Pit in pit.
There was a surprise. I found a lump of bird droppings.
Bird droppings, bird droppings, are actually corrosive to car paint, so it is better to wash them off as soon as possible.
Pine needles are really everywhere, and this is also in the gap of the luggage rack.
Start adding new engine oil, and the real 4S Castrol will be completely synthesized.
Let me give you a suggestion. Engine oil is still fully synthetic. It's worth it. The noise will be lower. In addition, no matter what brand, the real engine oil is the key. There is too much fake engine oil now.
The air filter was originally planned to buy one in 4s, but later the master showed it, saying that it can still be used after blowing. Just keep using it and save tens of dollars.
Put the air filter back.
There is another important thing to remind everyone that this problem has been ignored by most people, including me, that is, the generator belt actually needs to be replaced every two years and 60 thousand kilometers. Many people think that this thing needs no care for a lifetime, but it is not. Moreover, a cyclist really broke the generator belt at 60 thousand kilometers. It's very troublesome to break this thing on the road. Look at the instructions, the mileage has really passed, and I can't say anything. Moreover, this thing is a self-funded replacement project, and everyone has to maintain it every time. Or change it every two years. I checked this and found it wasn't. I'll keep driving and change the maintenance next time.
After the maintenance, I washed the car for free. This service is really good.
When I got out of the door of 4S, I met a test drive of 4S, and people 1.6T were awesome. Dumped me with just one foot on the gas pedal, and it was a little hard to keep up. The full text is over, thank you for your support.
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