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Customer: Boss, how much are these pants? Boss: 180 yuan, authentic Guangzhou, do you want it? Customer: Let me have a look first ... Boss: Don't look. This is a good thing. I'll give you a discount 170 yuan. Customer: Is this also called a discount? Boss: Hehe, ok, 140 yuan, it's ok this time. Customer: Hahahaha, I laugh! Boss: What are you laughing at? Is it too expensive? Customer: No, it's more expensive. It's like pumping my blood with a pump Boss: No exaggeration. If you are local, it is 120 yuan. Customer: ... Boss: You won't be too expensive, will you? I can only earn you a few dollars at most. Customer: No, I didn't say expensive. This pair of trousers is worth the price. Boss: You really have sunshine. Buy it quickly. Customer: pants are good pants, but I have limited money in my pocket. Boss: How much money do you have in your pocket? Guest: 90 yuan. Boss: Oh, my God, you must be kidding. You're gonna kill me. Add 10 yuan. Customer: No, I want to give you 120 yuan, but there is nothing I can do. Boss: OK, make friends, and forget about 90 yuan. Customer: I won't give you 90 yuan. I'll keep the fare 10. Boss: The fare? What does this have to do with you buying pants? Customer: Of course, I come from a far, far place. I have to go back by coach. Ticket price 10 yuan. Boss: You are a liar! Customer, I haven't cheated anyone since I was eighteen, believe me. Look at my expression, how sincere. Boss: Although I can't see your sincerity, I admit that I lost it. You can count on 80 yuan. Customer: Wait, I have to add that I haven't had breakfast yet. I'm hungry. Boss: You! ! God, you've gone too far. You are playing tricks. Customer: Believe me, I am sincere. If I don't eat again, I will faint in front of you. Boss: I'm unlucky to meet a slick like you. But you really went too far. One minute you have to take a bus, and the next you have to have breakfast. Are you saying that you are thirsty? Do you want to drink later? Customer: You underestimate me. Believe me, I want nothing more. Boss: Believe you? Last time? Customer: Yes, believe me. Boss: OK, cheer up, 70 yuan. Customer: I'll give you the money right away. Boss: Hurry up. Customer: Wait, there seems to be something wrong with the color here. Boss: No, it isn't. It's matte. It was done on purpose. This is called fashion. Customer: Really? Looks like old pants. It's weird. Boss: What? It doesn't matter if you insult me. Please don't insult my pants. This is the real thing. Customer: ... Boss: OK, I'll show you my receipt ... You see, the purchase date was last week, and the purchase unit was a clothing factory in Guangzhou. How can these be old pants? Customer: Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood, but ... Oh, my God, the price: 20 yuan 1. Boss: Oh, no, no. This is the price before tax. After-tax cost per unit, 40 yuan. Customer: You are lying. Do you think I'm a fool? This is the VAT invoice, which is the price after tax payment. These pants are only worth 20 yuan, but you ... Boss: Hey, hey ... Do you want to do business? You know, I rent hundreds of facades every day. What can I eat without making money? Customer: In broad daylight, Lang Lang Gan Kun, your heart is too dark! Boss: Hey hey, how about 30 yuan? My good brother, let me make some money. Customer: Money is a piece of cake. It's just that your behavior makes me angry. You have deeply hurt a consumer's heart. Boss: Is it that serious? Customer: Don't you think cheating is not serious? If this continues, it is fraud and crime! Boss: God, it's so exaggerated. In this way, if you put out the fire, I'll sell it to you for 25 yuan and make five dollars. Guest: What? 25 means 250. You look down on me? Boss: No, no, just 24. Customer: There is a 4, which means "death". Bad luck. I am superstitious. Boss: God, is there a problem with 23? Guest: OK, deal!