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A joke about two mosquitoes staring at people.
Two mosquitoes are good friends, one in the country and the other in the city. Once, the mosquitoes in the country invited the mosquitoes in the city to play in the country, and invited the mosquitoes in the city to have a big meal at night. Because the country people are poor, they don't hang mosquito nets, and two mosquitoes have a hearty meal.
A few days later, mosquitoes in the city invited mosquitoes from the countryside to play in the city. In the evening, guests were invited to have a big meal, but people in the city hung mosquito nets, and two mosquitoes walked around the city for half a night without finding anyone to bite them.
However, it is not good for guests to go home on an empty stomach. Mosquitoes in the city had to bring mosquitoes from the countryside to the temple. Two mosquitoes stung the clay idol for a long time, and the mosquitoes from the countryside came home at dawn.
After coming back, other mosquitoes in China asked it: What's the city like? , it answers:? Everything in the city is good, except that people in the city have no taste. ?
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