A joke that brings a good mood

1 Once on a bus, a beautiful MM got on the bus, took out her card and swiped it. She only listened to the reply from the credit card machine: Didi ~ old card ~! The whole car froze and looked at her. Her face was covered with black lines, and she said, What are you looking at? Tianshan Mountain is old. Haven't you seen him before? An uncle stood up and said, come, aunt, sit here.

Xiao Ming dropped a key while looking for his pocket, but he couldn't find it at that time, so he went back to look for it! There was a couple on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly, Whose is it? Whose is it? Xiao Ming quickly said: mine, mine, mine! Later Xiao Ming learned that it was the pregnant woman ~