What humorous sentences are there?

Because I'm not afraid of anything and I can't lose anything. The following sentences about humor are compiled by me, and you are welcome to refer to them!

1, God, my clothes have lost weight again!

2. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

3. I cough. Did you miss me?

4. Close my eyes and I see my future.

5, acne is nothing, that is your lovely bubble.

6, the head is big, the neck is thick, and the action is stupid like a pig!

7. A bad friend who has been with you for a long time is better than countless dog friends.

8. I like you, which will never change.

9. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

10, are you kidding? That's what I want to tell you now.

1 1, one stop, really stylish, one card per second, so chic.

12, thank you for your indifference and know my romantic feelings.

13, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

14, if you ignore me, I will become a dog. ...

15 Sometimes, like suffering from depression, I suddenly feel bad.

16, the so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day.

17, before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, someone else pulled it out.

18, I woke up in the morning and thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

19, I realized that "bride" means taking over from the mother to take care of her son.

20. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

2 1, because of you, I know how to grow up, but at this time, you are still my injury.

22. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

23. Elder sister, I estimate that Nu Wa must have poured three catties of iron on your face when she gave birth.

24. Smile at you. Your smile is like a flower. I just bathed in your spring.

25. Some people say that I am ugly. I feel sad and sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.

26. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

28. You told me to get out, and I got out. At this time, you let me come back. Sorry, I rolled away!

29. "How can I get 98 points for Xueba" and "Do one less multiple-choice question"

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

3 1, with a photo, you said you liked me. You think you are in Taobao?

32. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

33. "What does it feel like to be short?" "I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute."

34. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

35. China culture is really profound. For example, having a fart and not having a fart are the same meaning.

36. The head teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

37. The oldest Chinese New Year sentence: If you don't accept gifts this year, you will receive melatonin!

38. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

40. I laugh when someone says I'm black. Hehe, you are trying to hide your ugliness for nothing, but I don't need it.

4 1. Since I had the function of anonymous message, I found that many boys began to express their love for each other.

42. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

43. A knowledgeable person is exquisite in all directions, a knowledgeable person is wise to protect himself, and a knowledgeable person is bleak all his life.

44. Let's flip a coin to bet that heads are my boyfriend and tails are your girlfriend.

45. Before you, my world is dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

46. Men spend money to make women happy and women spend money because men make them unhappy.

47. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

48. If someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to be stupid. At this time, you are idle anyway, have fun with him!

49. Now it is discovered that it is not that Kotaro never leaves the wolf, but that the wolf has a villa. ...

50. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

5 1, in fact, we see that the test paper and the teacher's response to the answer sheet are the same: what the hell!

52. Everyone has a temper and puts up with all the anger for you just because that person loves you more than you do.

53. "How can a weak woman protect herself in such a complicated and sinister world?" "Remove her makeup."

54. What is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words. This is courage.

55. Prove in one sentence that you have read Brothers Save Me, one of the four classical novels. At this time, the strategist saved me, my sister saved me, and Wukong saved me.

56. While saying that "the truth is often in the hands of a few people", we are told that "the minority is subordinate to the majority".

57. I can eat by my face, but I have to work hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming. . .

I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you won't leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

59. Girls, find a husband named Xia in the future. At this time, the child's name is Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

60. "You have changed, not as simple as before." "What's the matter?" Shut up, I'm talking to my homework.

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