Humorous love quips

Humorous Love Quotes

Humorous Love Quotations, as the saying goes, women are hearing animals. Women in love, especially, want to hear compliments and sweet words from each other, which will make them happy. Instead of racking your brains to come up with jokes, learn love quips. Different humor will give you a refreshing feeling. The following are humorous love quips. Humorous Love Quotes 1

1. I never want to change my love for you. I stay by your side foolishly, thinking that in this way, you will love me every day.

2. If one day, I have fallen in love with you, will you accept my true love? I hope to meet you again next time, we are not just a chance encounter

3. Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to poke my nose in your face, and then insert a sign next to your eyes that says No Swimming.

4. Beautifully written love words mostly make up for the lack of appearance.

5. Dear! The doctor said that I have lovesickness and the prescription is as follows: three passionate kisses and lovers’ tears - drops of eternal love that will stew for a lifetime. I think only you can save me!

6. If I had one more ferry ticket, would you go with me?

7. Since I met you, my peaceful heart can no longer be peaceful. Your beauty, your beauty, your smile are unforgettable for me. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful grace!

8. Love is a feeling, even if it hurts, I will feel it. Happiness; love is an experience, even if your heart is broken, you will still feel sweet; love is an experience, even if you are broken, you will still feel beautiful. Happy Valentine's Day!

9. My last name is me! My first name is I love you! My first name is I miss you! My first name is to understand you! My second name is to love you! My last name is to miss you! The name of my book is Dreaming of You! My nickname is Chai. You! You can ask me to kiss you.

10. No matter where you go, my heart follows you. Every footprint you leave on the ground makes me excited.

11. I am looking for a girlfriend who has the same personality as you, looks the same as you, has the same appearance as you, is as cute as you, and feels exactly like you. !

12. Through the wind and rain of the world, the reefs of rumors, and the whirlpool of jealousy, let the ship of love sail to the harbor of your soul...

13. There is no plan for this love. Can be eliminated. It's just a frown, but it's in my heart.

14. When the wind no longer chases the clouds, when the ice no longer turns into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you...

15. It is said that shooting stars respond to requests. I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is moved by me, carrying my thoughts and blessings, and lands on your sleeping pillow.

16. Colorful hyacinths sway my first love. Your bright eyes ignited the passion of my youth.

17. The Buddha said that only by looking back at the past life five hundred times can we pass by in this life. If it is true, I would like to exchange the encounter with you ten thousand times and tell you "I really want to love you."

18. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until the next life to love you again

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19. I really want to hold you from now on, hold you tightly, until I walk in front of God...

20. I will miss you a little tonight to tomorrow morning, and I will wait for you in the afternoon. In order to continue thinking about you, affected by this low mood, my thoughts will turn into violent thoughts in the evening, and my mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

21. I will definitely hold your hand and watch the sunrise with you!

22. I have always liked you, but I never confessed to you, because I think you will understand me. I don’t have many words, only one sentence to tell you that when I am with you, you are everything; without you, everything is you!

23. I have been waiting. You, do you know?

24. I am willing to fly to the distant sky with you, and my sky wants to be connected with you.

25. I was discouraged, but it was your brilliant smile that awakened my passionate fighting spirit! Humorous Love Quotes 2

1. I know that what I want is the one who is here Come with me on a rainy day, stay indoors because of the rain and listen to the sound of rain, the pretty girl holding a book.

2. You said, you have no choice between me and her in this life. I will definitely arrive early in the next life, so you should choose me.

3. There are a lot of Valentine’s Day gifts, just tell me what you want. Loving you doesn’t necessarily require everything about you, so how can you love without everything about you?

4. It is because of love that I hide away quietly. What I avoid is the figure, but what cannot be avoided is the silent feeling; Today I finally mustered up the courage to express my love to you.

5. The greatest luck in my life is knowing you, but the greatest misfortune is not being able to have you. Maybe you will meet someone you love deeply, but you will never meet a second person who loves you as much as I do.

6. I don’t know why humans have to get married?! Why don’t we study it together and let’s combine legally!

7. Missing turns into drops of rain, so that People's silence makes people nostalgic and makes people melancholy. Raindrops fall on the eaves and hit the window glass. Finally, they fall in your heart, accompanying you in your sweet dreams when you fall asleep, making you feel how much I miss you.

8. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you will secretly love me. If you reply to this message, you want to marry me. If you don’t reply, you will promise to marry me. If you modify it, you will die. It’s all me. 9. If you want to marry, don’t marry someone else, you must marry me. Take your bankbook, take your sister, and drive that BMW!

10. Let us be a pair of happy mice, falling in love stupidly, every day What they do is cuddle up together to bask in the sun and give birth to a group of little mice. In winter, when the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, they just hide in warm haystacks and surf the Internet.

11. Love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us love each other, love makes us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

12. A gentle heart is given to happy people! A romantic heart! It is given to loving people. An eternal heart is given to those who are waiting. I would like to give a blessed heart to my dearest one. People!

13. Looking for a girlfriend: The personality is the same as you, the appearance is the same as you, the appearance is exactly the same as you, the cuteness is as cute as you, I feel exactly like you!

14. Except for Qingdao, I don’t drink any beer; except for football, I don’t play any sports; except for you, I don’t like any girl; except for me, which vegetable do you like?

15. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you. Humorous Love Quotes 3

1. Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. That day when I peeked at you chopping wood from the window, I fell in love with you. Don’t blame me for not having it at the time. Tell you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

2. Follow your wife when she goes out, obey your wife’s orders, blindly follow your wife when she is wrong; wait for your wife to put on makeup, remember your wife’s birthday, and spend money. If you are willing to give up, you must be able to endure beatings and scoldings from your wife.

3. You, you, you little goblin, I have been poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I am about to die! Save me! How can I do it? It's very simple: give me your love!

4. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body, and a kelp around your waist, you think you are from the East Invincible, you are actually the second generation of bad gods.

5. The rooster and the hen are husband and wife, and they are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chick has a mental problem and does not eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide aside to watch the chicks. They are stupid. The chick didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at the phone.

6. Sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. I miss you every time I hear it. I fall in love with you at first sight. I chase you without saying a word. This time I come to you, I will definitely catch you...

7. Being single is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, and not having a lover is waste. Having too many lovers is like an animal.

8. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky, and I am a jackal chasing you on the ground. I will neither beat you nor scold you. I will use Emotions torture you.

9. The Buddha said: Only by looking back five hundred times in the past life can we pass by in this life. If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times to meet you and be able to tell you: "I really want to love you."

10. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush. If you ignore me, I will commit suicide.