Who can give me some longer jokes (100-200), and don't put them in without laughing?

Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend called early to say that she would come home at night to celebrate my birthday, which would also give me a surprise.

Hi! Hear the good news! I worked hard today and ran a dozen customers! Back to the company. all

At three o'clock in the afternoon, when I went to the canteen, I found only a horrible dish and a soup, and three beans fried with meat (fried soybeans and mung beans with meat,

Pea and radish soup. I can't help it After running all morning, the customer's stomach growled for a long time and asked for a big plate of meat fried.

Three beans and a big pot of radish soup, eat! I didn't expect to get off work, and my stomach was like a cross-country jeep.

Machine! -The intense piston movement started! In an instant, thick gas rushed out of my body.

Come on! I rushed to a place where no one was there, and my stomach began to sing softly, but it immediately became a torrent.

Make a poof! My stomach is so swollen! Just then, my girlfriend called and said she had arrived home, so she told me to hurry.

Go home. Alas! I have no choice but to go home. I hope she won't see my embarrassment! ……

On the way home, I deliberately tried to fart a lot. Almost home, my stomach feels much better. I don't think so.

What's wrong now? I saw my girlfriend waiting at the door from a distance. She looks a little excited. She shouted and said:

"Dear, I have prepared a wonderful gift for you tonight, which will definitely surprise you."

Before entering the door, my girlfriend covered my eyes tightly with a piece of cloth and said that she would give me a surprise! Show me a seat.

Go to the chair in front of the dining table and make me swear I won't peek. Suddenly, I want to fart again. Just came in

At this moment, my girlfriend's cell phone rang. This saved my life! I told her to go to the other room to answer the electricity on the pretext that it was too messy.

Words! She insisted that I couldn't open the blindfold and made me swear! Then I ran to the other room to answer the phone.

As soon as she left, I seized the opportunity, put all my weight on one leg and let my fart out. This fart is wrong.

It's just loud and smells like rotten eggs. I could hardly breathe, so I touched the chair.

Pad, hard to fan, trying to fan off the unpleasant smell.

Just when my mood improved, another fart came again. I raised my leg again and started to release it! Sounds like diesel.

The sound of the engine spinning rapidly made the smell worse this time. In order not to suffocate myself, I waved my arm.

The seat cushion fanned, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible.

When everything is about to return to normal, another fart can't wait to come. So I stood up and bent down.

Waist, push your ass back up! Let it out. This fart is really first-class, even worse than him.

The newspaper was blown to the ground. ..........

I listened to my girlfriend's voice in the other room, and I was afraid to open my eyes because I had to keep my promise not to peek.

Cover, can only keep farting in the dark, to quickly eliminate all the gas in the stomach, without making the room bigger.

Smelly! I unbuttoned my trousers, dropped them under my stomach, exposed my ass and groped for them.

Behind the balcony door, almost the whole ass reached out to the balcony and began to fart wildly ... ah! Feel much better

Yes! After that, I danced and fanned the room with a cushion, praying that the stench would dissipate quickly ... so, in

For the next ten minutes, I kept farting and fanning the chair cushions. Finally, when I heard her voice,

When I said goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my stomach were much better! I quickly tied my pants and tidied them up.

I shaved my hair and began to wait for my dear to surprise me with an elegant smile.

When she approached, I had a satisfied smile and warm eyes on my face. When my girlfriend first played for her for so long,

The phone suddenly apologized to me and then asked me if I had secretly opened the cloth. After I assured her that I didn't peek, my girlfriend

He took off the cloth that covered my eyes and said to me, "What a surprise! My girlfriend insisted that I show it to them today.

You, they say you are very graceful and handsome in the photo! Here! You see, the five people sitting at the table are all my units.

The good sisters in the park and the six standing on the balcony are my best friends at school! "

At this time, I was extremely shocked and scared to find that there were a lot of girls sitting on the table opposite me, and behind me was Yang.

There was another pile of people standing on the stage, all of whom came to attend this birthday party that surprised me very much. Now, every time they

Everyone looked at me with an indescribable expression, just like finding a Martian. ...........................