Looking for super hilarious jokes, don’t post them if they are not classic, they take up space...

Today, a female colleague of mine asked me what I should do if her little turtle kept hitting its head against the wall. I talked absentmindedly at the time, saying that maybe it had a headache and that I should go to Baidu. A minute later, I found that she had typed in the Baidu search bar: Turtle, what should I do if I have a headache?

Ducks and crabs race and reach the finish line together. It is difficult to decide the winner.

The referee said: "Let's do rock-paper-scissors!"

The duck was furious: "You are plotting against me? When I come out, it's always paper, and he's always scissors." ! ”