A joke to amuse his girlfriend.

The jokes that amuse his girlfriend are:

1, a drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

You are a lovely giant panda. I really want to hold you in my arms, touch your soft body, feed you the greenest bamboo, and then look into your eyes and say, buddy, I didn't sleep well last night!

4. The woman standing in front of the clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should be lucky today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.

5. A classmate called a friend's house and his grandfather answered it. This classmate doesn't know what he is thinking. He just opened his mouth and said, Grandpa, I'm grandma. Suddenly I felt something was wrong and hung up the phone with a bang.

6. I am a spider, so I will net you with health; If it is a big tree, it will cover you with happiness; If you are immortal, you will be protected by peace. But I am not, I can only wish you happiness with my heart!

7. The summer without butterflies is not colorful, the night without stars is not romantic, the life without dreams is not worth it, the days without friendship are unhappy, and there is no mobile phone with SMS blessing ... Oh, don't use it.

8. You and I are like two parallel lines. I believe that as long as there is fate, even parallel lines will intersect one day. We should believe that fate is beautiful.

9. I wonder how you will remember me, smile or be silent, or forget that in your fleeting time, someone came like me.

10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.