44 lines of humor are not mainstream, but are classic

1. My ideal is to carry a load of dung on the street and throw it at anyone who doesn’t like it.

2. Drink medicine and pass bottles, hang people with ropes, and those who jump off buildings wave small handkerchiefs to see them off.

3. If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always ask others to say sorry to me for you.

4. The mountain is empty when you sit down, and the ground is sinking when you stand up. It seems that the only way to eat is to climb down.

5. When I see other people in their twenties with a wealth of over 100 million, one billion, or billions, I only have five million, and it’s still pixels.

6. There are two ways to be inspirational, one is to see others succeed, and the other is to see others unlucky.

7. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

8. As a Lanyan, I suddenly understood that Lanyan is exercising the obligations of a boyfriend but has no fucking rights as a boyfriend!

9. My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

10. We have been taking final exams for so many years. Why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you take 40 exams, you will get 20, if you pass two subjects, you will get one, and if you choose two subjects, you will be exempted from the exam.

11. I think it took me more than 20 years to see it before I like it. It’s normal for you to dislike me. I don't live to please you.

12. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. The money you owe me must be paid back.

13. I am a pig, but you don’t accept it. Come and compare my leg thickness with me

14. After all, happiness is not Cao Cao’s, so how can he just say it?

15. There are bitches every year, but there are so many this year...

16. I will never feel anything if I drink a pound of liquor, because I will be dead after drinking half a pound of liquor.

17. I am the owner of the romantic and suave poster, and I post some funny sentences that I usually collect.

18. I am very attractive, you need to be patient to look at me.

19. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog ??for a walk and swim, and see who is unhappy and bites him twice.

20. The best way to reject someone’s ambiguity is: Sorry, I’m not interested in the opposite sex.

21. When problems arise, find the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

22. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun

23. When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher took a deep breath and said to me: In fact, not passing the exam is a blessing to you and the university.

24. The world is about to end. There is something I have been hiding from you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

25. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

26. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

27. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated in it like dung beetles.

28. If you want to marry, marry someone else first and then marry me. Take his house, take away his money, and drive his BMW.

29. Road Roar when you see injustice, and make a fool of yourself when it's time to make a fool of yourself

30. The emperor is above, and the thick soil is proof. The ordinary people are willing to trade twenty pounds of meat on their bodies in exchange for passing all the final exams.

31. Men always say one thing and do another, and even wear a condom when critical.

32. You said that ice is like sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are like shit...

33. What you breathe in is oxygen, what you spit out is sighing.

34. Women have affairs because of their heartbeat; men have affairs because of new holes!

35. Don’t underestimate slippers, they are an example of enduring humiliation and bearing heavy burdens.

36. I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes, and I didn’t know whether you were going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

37. When beating a dog, it depends on the owner. In many cases, the dog is beaten for the owner.

38. No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all, everyone is very busy

39. The Taobao shop owner introduced the fabric of his clothes: This fabric is very elastic. Comparable to Jin Mailang's elastic noodles

40. Ability is like melon seeds, which can only be chewed out by gritting one's teeth.

41. The difference between working and starting a business: If you can’t make it as a part-time worker, you can change jobs, but if you can’t make it as a boss, you can only jump off the building.

42. Those who are rich support themselves by making money, and those who have no money go home and use money to support them.

43. "In those days, "I was a friend" and "I was a classmate" were collectively known as the three insurmountable gods.

44. The first word in various English vocabulary books is abandon. Do you want to tell everyone: Give up? 44 sentences that are not mainstream on the Internet

1. Life cannot be like cooking. Prepare all the ingredients before cooking

2. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind

3. Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten

4. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The teacher is ruthless and I am affectionate

5. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you

< p> 6. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad

7. Grandpas are descended from grandchildren

8. Loopholes and patches fly together. BSOD ***

9. If replying was a virtue, then I would have become a saint long ago

10. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Thinking back on it, I actually ran around naked for several years

11. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it

12. There is a very ancient There is a legend that people who see beautiful women on the campus of Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications will live forever

13. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So you should be more realistic as a human being

14. Don’t be afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs

15. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn’t use them. Soar in the sky, but put it in a pot to stew soup

16. I am not a casual person, and I am not a human being when I am casual

17. Sleep is an art-no one can Stop me from pursuing art

18. Life, easy to live, easy to live, not easy

19. The one riding the white horse may not be the prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings He may not be an angel, he may be a birdman

20. Being pregnant is like being pregnant, it takes a long time for people to see it

21. Standing higher, peeing Farther

22. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do

23. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes

24. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

25. I want to fall in love early, but it is too late

26. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing kung fu

27. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces

< p> 28. Beijing University of Science and Technology deceived me for four years of college, so I plan to use the knowledge that Beijing University of Science and Technology taught me to deceive society for the rest of my life

29. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. I can't stand the electric heater. Ah

30. I definitely don’t feel anything if I drink a pound of white wine, because I’m already dead after drinking half a pound of liquor

31. Going to the toilet to read a newspaper is the same as wiping your butt after defecation, right? A process, otherwise it will not be called completed

32. If the son is disobedient, he can be beaten appropriately, otherwise he will not show his majesty. This is the case in Taiwan

33. My mother For a birthday, giving melatonin is better than giving two big bones to cook and eat. At least it can serve as a food and drink

34. I will not meet netizens unless the country changes the monogamy system

< p> 35. I will still look for you in the next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest

36. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you have a bun shape

37. Occasionally live a secluded life You will feel happy if you are silent, but life will be miserable if you are silent

38. When quarreling, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun

39. Men fantasize about me, and I fantasize about heaven

40. When I feel dizzy, I finally understand what love is

41. Pigs have pig thoughts, and humans have human thoughts. If a pig has human thoughts, then it is not a pig - it is Bajie

42. God, did you let summer and winter have sex? The weather that gave birth to this ghost

43. Momentary impulse, crisis for descendants!

44. The early bird catches the worm, the early worm gets eaten by the bird. 44 non-mainstream classic Internet quotations

1. Life cannot be like cooking with all the ingredients. Don’t cook until you’re ready

2. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind

3. Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten

< p> 4. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The teacher is ruthless and I am affectionate

5. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you

6. Me Even if I am a toad, I will never marry a female toad

7. Grandpas are descended from grandchildren

8. Vulnerabilities and patches fly together, blue screen *** Isshiki

9. If replying was a virtue, then I would have become a saint long ago

10. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers and feet. Thinking back on it, I am actually confused. My feet have been running naked for several years

11. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find you

12. There is an ancient legend that says that People who can see beautiful women on the Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications campus will live forever

13. Can eggs from all over the world break stones if they unite? So you should be more realistic as a human being

14. Don’t be afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs

15. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn’t use them. Soar in the sky, but put it in a pot to stew soup

16. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

17. Sleep is an art-no one can Stop me from pursuing art

18. Life, easy to live, easy to live, not easy

19. The one riding the white horse may not be the prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings He may not be an angel, he may be a birdman

20. Being pregnant is like being pregnant, it takes a long time for people to see it

21. Standing higher, peeing Farther

22. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do

23. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes

24. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

25. I want to fall in love early, but it is too late

26. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing kung fu

27. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces

< p> 28. Beijing University of Science and Technology deceived me for four years of college, so I plan to use the knowledge that Beijing University of Science and Technology taught me to deceive society for the rest of my life

29. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard, I can't stand the electric heater. Ah

30. I definitely don’t feel anything if I drink a pound of white wine, because I’m already dead after drinking half a pound of liquor

31. Going to the toilet to read a newspaper is the same as wiping your butt after defecation, right? A process, otherwise it will not be called completed

32. If the son is disobedient, he can be beaten appropriately, otherwise he will not show his majesty. This is the case in Taiwan

33. My mother For a birthday, giving melatonin is better than giving two big bones to cook and eat. At least it can serve as a food and drink

34. I will not meet netizens unless the country changes the monogamy system

< p> 35. I will still look for you in the next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest

36. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you have a bun shape

37. Occasionally live a secluded life You will feel happy if you are silent, but life will be miserable if you are silent

38. When quarreling, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun

39. Men fantasize about me, and I fantasize about heaven

40. When I feel dizzy, I finally understand what love is

41. Pigs have pig thoughts, and humans have human thoughts. If a pig has human thoughts, then it is not a pig - it is Bajie

42. God, did you let summer and winter have sex? The weather that gave birth to this is

> 43. Momentary impulse, crisis for descendants!

44. The early bird catches the worm, the early bird catches the worm. Non-mainstream ShaMatt classic discourse 2020

1: Is it me, or you? Got the gossip.

2: The snow blew away our speechless little love poem.

3: When people are most rational, it is often when they have no choice.

4: I like him because I want to marry him.

5: The last thing I want to hear you say is boring, because then I will be a waste

6: At this moment, listen to your heartbeat when facing Russia

7:﹎. School started. No one has expressed interest in going to school for a week.

8: I feel like I am the one with the best vision in the world. I will love you.

9:★Miracles always lie in the sky, just like when I met someone. さ

10: Such as the 淉婡鉎出杬 sent to the 伓椡NUO橩, 漓RU嗬第 Xu 哆秇棯. oО

11:≒That may not be your place, but the scenery passing by will not let you down.

12: Since you can’t do it, why give Russia so many promises.

13:-┈In this world, I want to live forever. ☆

14:〆﹎⒐It doesn’t matter if you have a bad outcome, it’s much better than regretting because you didn’t fight for it.

15: If you fall down twice, you are unlucky. If you fall down twice, you are stupid.

16: You come to the world, you want to look at the sun, and walk on the street with your sweetheart.

17: No matter how I say I love you, I can’t open my mouth, but I can’t give up easily either.

18: A place secretly expresses sadness, have you heard it.

19: I dare not look into your eyes for fear that my red eyes will scare you.

20: I even suspect that God sent you on purpose to torture my heart.

21: I have to use up all my strength to write one word: give up.

22: All my love words for you are in the air you breathed.

23: This is the last time I see you. No matter how much I miss you in the future, it won’t involve you in any way.

24: You promised me a meter of sunshine, but gave me a lifetime of vicissitudes.

25: Sometimes it’s not arrogance or madness, it’s just that some people can risk their lives.

26: Lend you my shoulder to use as a pillow when you need me.

27: In the carriage, lonely bracelets collided, longing for each other, and the ding-ding-dong-dong sound highlighted the silence of the carriage

28: Holding the money from selling cabbage, Flowers sell white powder with a heart.

29: If you were a flower, even the cow would not dare to poop.

30: I want to save the world, so make me look like Mao Zedong.

31: I like to be in the sun, because it shines on my tall and thin body.

32: Alas, my family can’t afford the heating bill, so we have to burn money.

33: Brother changed her from a girl to a woman. She changed my brother from a boy to a poor man.

34:__It’s not terrible to commit suicide by drinking pills. What’s terrible is that there will be another bottle. ぅ

35: My comedy, strictly speaking, is to make you look like Smirking like a pig.

36: Actually, only two people understand me. . . One is me, the other is not you!

37: Be obedient. Some things are not meant to be hidden from you. I wanted to hide it from you on purpose.

38: Go to sleep if you are unhappy and let it go. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach. ____Xiaoduo╮

39: I am full of sorrow now, damn, all of them are from Tamad.

40: Change your women one by one. But I am the stupid woman who wants to help you deal with the aftermath.

41: One day when I was on the street, a group of girls surrounded me and said I was handsome. But I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical. Alas~

42: My heart is like chocolate, melted in your mouth.

43: There are hundreds of beauties in the world, but you are the only one I love.

44: I feel a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am so happy.

45: The most beautiful feeling is when I look at you, you are already looking at me.

46: I never looked back because you were in front of me.

47: I just want to be your last lover, guarding you every morning from sunrise to dusk.

48: I just want to be happy like this for the rest of my life and walk through this life together.

49: The smell of you still lingers in the corner of my mouth, and there is a contemptuous smile in the corner of my mouth.

50: No matter how beautiful love is, it is just a tool to hurt people.

51: ヅ騣媞茬嘬喙料揂溡葔, 成仧嘬唔肂漃瘼. ☆

52: I don’t dare to be emotional because you make me uneasy.

53:◆◇The ship that sets sail can miss the warm harbor, but it cannot stay anchored forever.

54: I don’t want too much complexity, I just want to live my current life well

55: There is something here, maybe it will be better if I don’t care about it.

56: If you want to have something, you must first learn to lose it, so that you won’t be scarred every time.

57: It would be great if you don’t have love, and Qingyan is suitable for you to meet. Well, rainy days are suitable for missing you. ╰