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Men and women joke: How to make her open the door quickly when quarreling with his girlfriend?

The young man quarreled with his girlfriend, who was angry and closed the door.

The young man regretted it, and it was ineffective to try to get his girlfriend to open the door by calling the door, cursing, pleading, crying, crying and kneeling for a long time.

The young man asked the Zen master: How can I get my girlfriend to open the door to see me?

The Zen master and the young man came to their girlfriend's house, said three words and the door opened.

Well, the Zen master rang the doorbell, cleared his throat and said loudly, Yes! Come on! Pass the ball