Do you have a super funny joke?

(This joke is very long)

Once upon a time, there was a fool who came to a place to play.

He saw a statue of a policeman and asked a passerby: "What is this?" The passerby replied: "This is a statue." He thought that all police officers were statues.

He arrived at a stationery store. He saw a car-shaped pencil sharpener and asked his boss: "What is this?" The boss said: "This is a pencil sharpener." He thought that all cars were pencil sharpeners.

He went to a restaurant, saw a pack of red ketchup, and asked the waiter: "What is this?" The waiter said: "This is ketchup." He thought that the red liquid was ketchup.

He was walking on the road and saw a man and a woman quarreling. A man scolds a woman: "A bastard." He thinks that all women are bastards. The woman scolds the man: "son of a bitch." She thinks that all men are bastards.

He was walking on the road and saw a man knocking down a woman with his car and bleeding a lot. He picked up the phone and called the police: "Hello? Is it a statue? I have a bastard here, riding a pencil sharpener, and met a bastard, and a lot of ketchup leaked out."

Please adopt.