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Cantonese Dialect (Huang Junying, Li Yanling)

Huang Junying.

alas

I am really happy tonight, because we can spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with friends in Zhaoqing. I'm really happy and happy.

H dare to prick! I came to Zhaoqing from Guangzhou to spend the holiday with the people of Zhaoqing. I feel so happy.

L series

H, Li Yanling, I found that tonight, the moonlight in Zhaoqing looks particularly bright, round and bright D.

Oh, the moon in Zhaoqing is bright, isn't it?

H department, and you?

L hey hey ~ what's the reason? The degree is the same? ? oh

H ~~ No, there's no reason. You see, it's like zero light D. If the photo falls, I'll be an adult. What is your department? The difference between zero and zero

I see. Your Huang Junying terrier comes from Zhaoqing City.

H department

How do you think? The moonlight is bright.

H will dare to shut up again

I have something to say at first. "The moon is the circle of my hometown."

Oh, yes, I know everything. Dare, dare, tonight's Mid-Autumn Festival, people are reunited with the moon.

L tongcuo

H, if you come to Zhaoqing and have any programs, please submit them to everyone first.

I said crosstalk

Oh, oh ... Um ... Crosstalk? It can be said that crosstalk.

Oh, just talk about cross talk, okay? Come out if you need anything. What is the metric system?

H: Oh, just talk about cross talk. Dare it be simple?

Oh, it's not as simple as you dare to say, is it Mimi? Ha, your knowledge of D is really rich.

H stem system ... baa? Have a d knowledge? Have a lot of knowledge

L a lot, hehe

H I think when we talk about cross talk, the language of cross talk must be concise, concise and to the point, and we can't talk too much.

Oh, the language of cross talk should be concise, concise and to the point, and you can't talk too much.

Yeah, don't just dare not. I sincerely demand that you speak cross talk tonight, and you must use pure Cantonese.

L Hey ~ Huang Junying, we cross talk in Cantonese in pure Cantonese, but not in pure Xinjiang, huh?

H, you don't know, our motherland is a multi-ethnic country.

L series

Our language is very colorful.

exactly

What other languages do you speak? Even if there are many local languages in Guangdong Province, is it the first?

L series, Guangdong language is not only rich, but also has its own characteristics and degree.

Chaozhou has Chaozhou dialect.

Yes, there is a Chaozhou dialect.

There is Hakka dialect in Meixian County.

Zhong You Hakka dialect

There is Leizhou dialect in Zhanjiang.

L Leizhou dialect

H ~ there is a dialect called Li dialect in Baishui East.

There are Li dialects in Shuidong,

H Fan has Yangjiang dialect when he goes to Yangjiang.

L yangjiang dialect

H Dongguan has Dongguan dialect.

L dongguan

There is Shi Qi dialect in Zhongshan.

Shi Qi,

H ~ and the Pearl River Delta, such as Nanhai and Panyu ...

L, Guo, D, Nanfanshun dialect,

H department, Nanfanshun. The hometown of overseas Chinese includes Xinhui, Taishan and Kaiping. ...

L country d is called Siyi dialect, which is mi.

H is a dialect of Siyi dialect.

Hello, Huang Junying, you can speak many Cantonese dialects at will. Can you give d examples to d friends?

H well, if you want to give an example of d, you can. Then I'll say something casually, for example, we say the word "you didn't eat" every day.

Oh, only the words "you haven't eaten yet"

H cantonese "you didn't eat"

Ok, I want to know about Zhanjiang? ? Bian d Leizhou dialect is a point.

Uh, uh ... Edge?

Mini dialect Zhanjiang has Leizhou dialect.

H Leizhou dialect

L series

H well, listen, Leizhou says "you haven't eaten" ... Leizhou is a microphone.

I know or I don't know

H is not ignorant. I know d too well. I was shocked by the mess. Leizhou Hangzhou Suzhou Liuzhou Zhengzhou Many states? When it comes to going to Australia, I am surprised.

Oh, you know everything.

H~~~ Are you from Leizhou?

L series

Ok, Leizhou, "You haven't eaten". "Luo Gui 2mé6?"

Am I real or fake?

H ~ ah, it's true. "Is it true?"

L Oh, "Lv Guiwei" is Leizhou dialect.

H hey, Leizhou dialect

I dare to call Baishui Dongli dialect.

H "You didn't eat" in Li dialect, can you fix it casually? ? Used to express approval.

L series baa

H, listen, "Weimei"

How simple am I? ? oh

Well, how's your skin? ? , two words is done, "only plum"

L Shuidongli dialect is bold, Yangjiang dialect is bold.

Yangjiang dialect ... "ni4hed 1 where mei 1"!

How dare l? Sounds high, doesn't it?

He soared to the16th floor, "ni4hed 1 where mei 1"!

L Mm-hmm, Yangjiang dialect means dare! Is the Shiqi dialect in Zhongshan ordered again?

H Shiqi dialect is the antonym of Yangjiang dialect. It fell from the 16 floor to the ground. Listen ... "Ni4Y G 1 mimi4?"

L ah, is it really bass again? ? oh

H stands for "hed 1 where mei 1" and 1 stands for "y ι g1m mi4".

It's still a long way from l.

H difference 16 layer.

I seem to count too much.

H, more children, fewer children

Ok, Huang Junying, I want to ask the Cantonese.

H dongguan dialect "you" is not called [néi5],

I called baa?

H is called "Li"

Oh, "you" became "courtesy" and "thunder 5". How dare you eat?

H "food" is "sɑg6",

L Oh, sɑg6. There is "rice" in the clock?

H "rice" means "grain",

How dare I "fly"? Feeling "no"?

H "no" is "Wu layer"

L "Wu layer" feeling?

H "You haven't eaten yet" and "Give gifts to the fifth floor of sɑg6fiéng6"

Ah, how interesting!

H is a distinctive department?

Department, department, department

H Dongguan dialect sounds good.

L Ni D speaks Dongguan dialect, but dare to order Sisi Lee dialect?

H overflowing words are "Ni hég 1 not o2?" "Does Nehé g 1 rice have no o2?"

Oh, ni d is a dialect of four cities. What about Shunde dialect?

H hey hey ~ Shunde dialect sounds good, like a singing box. Listen, "Do you know the five grades of rice?"

L is a little musical again

H "You know Wu Ceng Fan" is translated into simple notation "1236111".

The melody is so beautiful

H is so beautiful

L series. Huang Junying, how dare you speak Hakka?

H Hakka is "ni4sid 1?"

How about Chaozhou dialect?

H Chaozhou dialect is enjoyable, "leg 1zég6bung6 Mei?"

I'm glad you made it clear. Let me say a few words first, which is equivalent to "you haven't eaten" in Guangzhou dialect. If you make it clear, I believe many friends here don't know about you.

H doesn't know ~, so the local language is so distinctive?

L series

There is a kind of H, which has its own characteristics. It's so special.

What is the local language?

H There is a language in the Pearl River Delta.

Am I interesting first?

H is so interesting

Can you give an example of D?

H for example, "light" is called [deng 1guong 1],

My name is Mimi.

H is called "lamp guêng 1"

L Oh, is that "light" called "light guêng 1"? Dare to be "healthy"

H "thinking"

L "help"

H, it's not your turn to "help me"

How about buying a bag of sesame candy?

H purchase the "m \u 3d EO 3d \u ng 2" package.

Alas, what a special nest.

H is so distinctive.

La la la la la la.

I made a phone call once and met a person who called Nid.

Oh, don't you dare to study hard and listen?

Learn to listen.

I'm fine!

All right, listen.

Hey, hey, hey! Does the solution ring? Oh, the original turn. Hello, is this Qi Niang? Oh, seven Niang, seven Niang, there is something I want to tell you. I got off from Dalian to Jun 'an this morning, just at two o'clock. I went to the country and took a photo. Dare to say, master. Master, it's your turn to do the D shot. I dare to film them. It's hard to say if you dare to know the master. If you don't take your own photos, you will shine at the end of your eyes! If you have Ada Ra (Scar), you need a photo frame. After taking photos, I went out to visit my aunt, bought D fruit, and prepared to buy Lu Zongxiang Mang. I went down to a narrow alley, ran into a narrow road in a rock class to fight a war, pointed a gun at me and told me to surrender, and I lost my mind in class, ah ~! Too bad. Wrapped in sesame candy.