Happy hour humor joke

1. After stepping into the society, I discovered that I can't spell my parents, only Pinduoduo.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

3. Why do you eat hot pot with little sheep and cows, but no pigs? Because pigs are eating calves and lambs around the table.

Modern people are idle and often travel abroad, so it is called: no fixed place to live.

Men's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

The most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and then close your eyes. This is the only feasible way for human beings to cross at present. Close your eyes for five seconds and you can reach the future in two hours.

7. It's too tiring to love someone, so I love money. How can you go to heaven without money and how can you compete with the sun?

8. Not all girls like money, but some kind girls also like small animals, such as BMW, Jaguar, Hummer, Bugatti Veyron and Tmall.

9. My wife asked me: Do you think I am gentle and beautiful? Me: gentle and beautiful. Wife: Really? Are you afraid of hurting me? Me: No, I said it was because I was afraid you would hurt me!

10. I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.

1 1. Although you have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks, the only thing you can be proud of is your good appetite!

12. This is true; The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

13. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled, at least you have a body that says you are fat!

14. The teacher said that if you don't study hard now, find someone to fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now and find an object as a multiple-choice question in the future!

15. When people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy.

16. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

17. Time is a butcher knife. Tell it to handsome people. For those ugly people, time can't take them.

18. Some people say that a man's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I looked in the mirror with a lucky attitude. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

19. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

20. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, get used to it after being cheated several times!

2 1. The new definition of moonlight clan: I will eat whatever the dog eats at the beginning of the month and at the end of the month.