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Are you a mushroom, too?
I think many people have heard of "Are you a mushroom, too?" . It is estimated that not many people can laugh. I remember when my friend told me this story for the first time, I was the only one in the group who laughed. Another friend took my skirt and whispered to me: You can disagree with her, but at least you shouldn't laugh at her. After all, those who wait should be respected. He didn't tell me much about the story, except that he said, I think I just squatted down and waited for you to come to me. As a result, I grew into a mushroom
Later, I gradually understood the whole story. From then on, every time I heard that cold joke, I never heard anyone laugh again. Everyone has chosen silence, and I will be sad silently. The original meaning of mushrooms is to wait.
It was the Lantern Festival of the year, and there were many people watching lanterns. He told her to hold my hand and not to get lost. If I get lost, remember to stay where I am until you come back. She nodded cleverly. He didn't know that his words would make her remember for a lifetime. That night, he held her hand tightly for fear of losing him. I think this night must often appear in her dreams.
She will never understand why he likes mushrooms. Until he told her a story about mushrooms: According to legend, there was a girl named Xiangxiang, whose lover was dragged to be a able-bodied man because of the ambition of the ruler. She stood under the big tree where they met for the first time every day, waiting for her lover's return, but she was unlucky and didn't wait. After her death, people found a fungus on that old tree. People think that this is the result of waiting in Xiangxiang, so they named it Gu Xiang. ...
I only tell stories related to the main line. Those children are affectionate, and most of them are similar. There is nothing to say. )
She thought they could be together forever, but she still lost him. That time (your mother Biya, well, I admit that I am a science student and can't write literary flavor ... I just brag and tell stories. . . (She sent him to the station. It rained later, so he left her his umbrella. ) She held an umbrella and silently watched his car go further and further in the rain ... Later, he never came back.
Later, when she got married and had children, she was no different from ordinary people, except that when she was unhappy, or on holidays, rain or shine, she would go to the station with an umbrella and stand there in a daze, and sometimes she would unconsciously kneel down and cry when watching. No one knows why, maybe it's just because he once said: If you get lost, remember to stay where you are and wait for me when I come back.
Later, when the woman was old and got Alzheimer's disease, her family thought she was troublesome, so she was sent to a mental hospital. She doesn't know her relatives or even who she is. She only remembers that he likes mushrooms. All she remembers is that he said that if he got lost, he had to stay where he was and wait for me. So she walked to the platform at the entrance of the mental hospital with a black umbrella every day and waited for him to come back and pick her up. ...
Then there is the well-known story:? There is an old lady in a mental hospital. She wears black clothes and squats at the gate of a mental hospital with a black umbrella every day. The doctor thought, to cure her, we must start by getting to know her. So, the doctor also dressed in black, squatting there with her under a black umbrella. They were silent for a month, and the old lady finally said to the doctor, "Excuse me, are you a mushroom, too?" (After reading this, everyone should understand the true meaning of the old lady's sentence, so I won't go into details. After all, everyone has their own understanding. )
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