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Classic xiehouyu of horses
Riding in a sedan chair is boring. Riding is too rickety-you won't like it.
Catch a donkey as a horse-you don't know the goods.
The wasp in the bamboo-not easy to mess with; cannot afford to offend
Zhuge Liang beheaded Ma Su (Su)-enforcing the law like a mountain; Act regardless of old feelings
Zhuge Liang cried and beheaded Ma Su-the tail from wagging the dog.
The stallion saw the mare (Pinma)-it shook.
The goods from the paper horse shop-waiting to be burned
Zhao Zilong won the battle; One-handed
There is a toilet on the sign-it's notorious.
Zhang Fei's war horse is super-regardless of the outcome.
It is difficult for Zhang Fei to ride a tiger-a strong man makes a strong horse.
Standing on the mountain watching horses fight-no kicking, no biting. )
The wasp that fried the nest-it's too noisy.
Put a bridle on the horse-do the good thing to the end
Hybrid mule-neither a donkey nor a horse
Don't ride a horse, don't take a car-exercise your legs.
A man on a saddle-running forward together.
The wild horse is out of control-it's on the rampage
The wild horse caught up-it's easier to stretch out (first) than to retract (first).
You can't make a fuss when your father sees horses fighting.
Raising children to learn from horses (formerly known as road bandits) is the lack of family education.
The wasp on the cliff-no one dares to mess with it.
Pull back from the brink-save the world
The blind bear licks the hornet's nest-don't try to eat sweets for fear of being stung.
Blind bear playing carbine-showing off his skills
Newly built roads-nothing can be done.
Three-day incense-a toilet with a new iron ring
Horse racing in shoes-nothing to look forward to.
Horse racing in a shoe-shell basket-there is no starting step.
Driving a carriage in an alley-difficult to turn; There is no turning back.
Little doll riding a wooden horse-willing to go up rather than down
A cat washes its face.
The pony runs and jumps with the car.
This pony is equipped with a saddle. Saddles and what's under them)-It's time to get whipped.
Country people don't know how to play lanterns-coming and going; Come back when you go.
It is not the right way for a blind man to ride a blind horse.
Selling bezoar on the Himalayas-high and expensive; noble
Chickens crow in Himalayas-the name (singing) is far-reaching; Known far and near (Ming); Gao Ming (Ming)
Waving on the Himalayas-a clever move
No cows lead horses to plow the fields-they are overqualified.
Toilets hanging from the eaves-notorious
The wasp in the nest-not to be trifled with.
Be a crooked cavalry-lose face at once
When a soldier with a crooked mouth-shame immediately.
A runaway wild horse-can't catch it; Go on the rampage; casual
Crossing the road with a pole-bullying people
Rabbits are driving horses and pulling carts-it's a mess.
The rabbit ran after the horse and fell far behind.
Robbers ride mad dogs, while villains ride fierce horses.
People are sitting on the same saddle and walking in the same direction.
Flatter your head.-Done
Walking down the mine step by step with lanterns.
Straw hat with horse pole-traitor's head (tip)
Put on a horse pole and put on a hat-tall and thin (a slender person)
Catch a rabbit with a horse-fooling around
Pull out your ears with a horse spoon-make a mountain out of a molehill
Tang Priest's Dragon Horse-Walking on clouds.
Song Huizong's eagle, Zhao Ziang's horse-what lively children.
Riding a dead horse as a living horse doctor-wishful thinking; dream of doing sth.
Sima Yu Wenjun-Love at first sight
Say that cows and horses lay eggs-a joke
A skinny camel-bigger than a horse.
One's fingers itch to stir up a hornet's nest-to get into trouble
Stone blossoms with horns-no one has ever seen it; It's nothing.
Stone stopper to shaft-mechanical copy.
Stone bridge horse racing-leaving no trace
The rope is wrapped around the horse's neck-involuntarily; cannot help doing
Willing to buy a horse, no money to buy a saddle-big things are no small things.
Put a needle in a girl's pocket-it's easy to get ahead.
Touch the flowers and beans in the girl's pocket-catch a lot
Goats and wild horses are together-loners.
Shandong mules imitate horse barking-southern accent versus northern accent.
The champion on the racetrack-leading
An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise
Three dollars for a horse-boast of riding (straddling)
People ride horses, I ride donkeys, and there are carts behind me-less than the last one and more than the next one.
Hot hoofed horse-can't close it
The lame ride a blind horse-take care of each other; Each shows its ability; each shows his own prowess/skill
People with big fists race horses.
Qin's yellow mule has a lot to do with his horse.
Qin Qiong sells horses-reluctantly give up what one favours; hapless
There are many yellow fat horses in Qin Qiong.
Horse thief wears beads-pretending to be a good person
Horse racing on the bridge-desperate.
Horse racing on the wall-the road is narrow; That was a close call; Cannot turn around; Unable to move; There is nothing to look forward to; Difficult to turn; danger
The wasp on the wall, the scorpion in the crack in the wall-one is more poisonous than the other.
Spider webs on the wall, footprints on the grass-clues
A swift horse pulls a rake-overqualified; What a man is doing is not his strong point.
A swift horse catches mice-overqualified.
Maxima has wings-leap
Chasing a good horse on a donkey-far behind.
Riding a donkey and thinking about a good horse, the prime minister of the official residence looks at the princes-insatiable greed; be insatiably avaricious
Chasing a horse on an ox-far behind.
Catching fleas on horseback-making a fuss
Ride to the judge-fuck it at once.
Less riding time, more pedaling time-putting the cart before the horse.
Ride the Tianshan Mountains.-See you later.
Riding up the hill-step by step; May you be promoted step by step!
Ride on the wooden bridge-you can't go back.
Riding a horse and carrying a cloth bag-it's no use.
Riding through downtown-hang it all!
Riding a wooden bridge-it is difficult to turn back; It's hard to turn back
Riding on the grassland-endless; everlasting
Ride a horse and look at the light-we'll see.
Riding a horse and farting-the two are not clear.
Riding without a whip-kiss up
Riding without a whip-kiss up
Riding a heavy horse-all on horseback
Riding a camel with a broadsword.-broadsword?
Riding an old cow to catch up with a fast horse is still far behind. )
Cavalry visits the park-a cursory tour
The cavalry captain charged ahead.
The cavalry fell into the river-the trip went wrong.
The cavalry won the battle-the horse won.
The cavalry was defeated-the soldiers were in a panic.
Broken horseshoe watch-maybe
Joking about Ma Nan-it's intentional harm.
Horse racing eats roast duck-I don't know where to throw this bone.
Kiss up-kick.
Kiss the horse's mouth-take a bite
Flatter your thighs-add mistakes to your mistakes.
Climb on horseback and want to fly-so high.
A married woman.-I don't know the truth
The girl country leads the horse-wishful thinking
Cows and horses-exhausted
The cow led the horse by the nose and grabbed the horse's mane-grasping the key.
Put the horse's mouth in the bullpen-there is no room for you to talk.
Cattle plow the fields and horses eat the grain-one suffers and the other enjoys.
Cows have scales and horses have horns-impossible; No one has seen it.
Put the saddle on the cow's back-it's a mess
You have a good horse and I have a golden saddle-worthy of you.
Horse racing on the mud-one step at a time
Nanmu as a bathroom-improper material.
Take five horses and pour six sheep's heads.
Mu attacked Hongzhou in one fell swoop.
Mu Guiying's expedition-soon succeeded.
Shepherds don't shave-they have to kiss if they want to slip (stay).
Horse racing on a raft-lame
A sow smiles at a horse's long face-it doesn't measure itself.
Horses in the temple.-not surprising.
General Meng rode a horse-jumped up.
Don't buy a carriage and saddle it first-upside down; Do it backwards
The old toilet in the toilet-slippery mouth and smelly stomach.
Make a mountain out of a molehill
Blind people ride blind horses-trespassing and bumping; Resign to fate; Nothing can be done.
Lanterns are hung in the wheat field-as usual (in the field)
Horses walk in the sun like fields-each in its own way.
The horse catches the mouse-doing nothing; Don't do anything serious.
A mired horse-in a dilemma
Circus clown-going through the motions
Monkeys in the circus-let people play; Be played with
Eggs with ponytails-Difficult
Playing the Hu Qin in ponytail-whispering and breathing gently.
Ponytail rope-not stock; Can't share; Don't work hard
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