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My good friend Zhou Ji
My good friend Zhou Ji 1 My good friend's name is Xiao Fei, and she wears a ponytail. Watery eyes; High nose; Sharp face ... Phillips looks good and can be described as a "beautiful young girl"!
Phillips is an outgoing girl who is lively, cheerful and helpful. Her academic performance is very good and she has always been a good example for me to learn.
Once in physical education class, I danced rubber bands with Phillips and other students. Before it was my turn to jump, I ate oranges with relish and vomited an orange seed casually, thinking: Although this is the clean area of our class, it is not our group that will sweep the floor tomorrow, so what are you afraid of! Phillips saw this and tried to hint that I was picking up garbage, but I ignored it. Seeing that I was indifferent, she said, "Old Mo, just now you …" Why? "I pretend to be a face of innocence. Phillips couldn't bear it any longer, saying, "At least you are still a labor committee member. You should set an example and pick up the garbage! ""I immediately felt ashamed, picked up the garbage and left in frustration. In the next few days, I ignored Phillips, but friendship was precious. So, we made up.
Another time, I accidentally tripped over a stone, my knees were black and blue, and I limped. Phillips saw it and asked with concern, "Are you all right?" I gritted my teeth and insisted, "Nothing." Phillips took my hand and helped me go home.
Phillips, you have to admire me! May our friendship last forever and be as strong as the Great Wall.
My good friend Zhou Ji 2 Do you have any good friends? What kind of person is your good friend? Is he a grumpy, careful or humorous person? Now, let me introduce my friends!
My friend is a sincere person-Ren Ruihui. He is not good at school and his handwriting is not good, but he is my good friend. Maybe you will find it strange, don't people often say that "those who are close to ink are black"? By rights, I should make friends with people with good grades. But I think everyone has advantages and places to learn, but many times we don't have eyes that are good at finding beauty.
We are very good friends. We always go to school together, almost inseparable, but even our best friends have contradictions. I remember once we argued about who should get 50 cents. We don't give in to each other, saying that the money should be our own, and the voice is getting louder and louder, which has attracted the attention of an old man. Grandpa smiled and said, "True good friends don't have conflicts over such trifles. True friends don't just think about themselves, but share. Are you really good friends? " "Of course!" We answered firmly with one voice. "I'm sorry." We apologize to each other again. Grandpa looked at us and smiled knowingly. We laughed, too ...
After this incident, I have a deeper understanding of the meaning of friends. As grandpa said, true friends will share, not just consider themselves. This is my friend-a person who can share happiness with me although he doesn't study well.
My good friend Zhou Ji 3 xxx is my good friend. She always gives me the most sincere help when I need it most.
On this day, I came to school as usual, but today I feel very uncomfortable, dizzy and weak. I lie on the desk. Xxx originally came to visit me, but when she saw me like this, she immediately ran over and asked me, "What's wrong with you?" I just said weakly, "Nothing." She touched my head and said, "You have a fever." After that, she picked up my cup and handed it to me, saying, "Drink some water, maybe it will be better." Then she ran to Miss Huang's office and asked Miss Huang to call my mother. After the notice, she ran back to take care of me. Because my parents happened to have something to do, they couldn't come in time, so I had to put up with it until noon when they picked me up. During the period, xxx just ran over after class and comforted me while handing water: "It's okay, your mother came at noon, come on, bear with it for a while." I'm sweating like a pig, but under the care of xxx, I still feel much better than when I first started. After the fourth class, my mother finally came, xxx. She immediately ran to help me carry my schoolbag and carry things. I left the school gate with the team that went home for dinner at noon, but the conscientious doorman still had to leave the school gate with the leave note written by the teacher. It was xxx who ran up to my mother, took a leave of absence for Mr. Huang to sign, and then ran down to give it to the doorman. My mother and I just left school.
I really want to thank her in person. I haven't told her because I am shy, so thank you here, xxx!
My good friend Zhou Ji 4 I have countless good friends, and the only friend I admire most is Xie Changjin.
She has a pair of bright and beautiful eyes, which I can't find even if I hide. High nose, confident and free and easy. Cherry-like sweet mouth, telling jokes and lovely words from time to time, I like jokes. The white and pointed face looks particularly beautiful under the sunshine. Short and bright hair makes me envy and hate.
Sometimes the two of us will quarrel-once in physical education class, I secretly said a word, and it was 250 who met me. At the right moment, Xie Changjin was standing next to me, and she slowly wanted me to move. I suddenly stepped aside for fear of meeting her and causing misunderstanding. ...
A few days later, we were still in the cold war, and I finally couldn't hold on. The fairy seemed to open her eyes on the night I was going to write. I boarded QQ and saw that she sent a lot of short messages, all of which were sent while I was away. Some angry words make me very angry. She asked me if I wanted to join the group, but I couldn't answer. But as I was writing, a worry attached to me from dozens of meters away. I did it without paying attention. I froze at that time, but I thought: after all, we have been friends for so long, take your time. The result is really good.
I couldn't sleep for a long time after that night. I just want her to accept my apology and friendship and believe that we are the best friends in the world.
My good friend Zhou Ji 5 I have a good friend. He is my classmate Yu Xianghai.
He is tall and fat, and his skin is whiter than that of girls. He has a pair of small eyes on his round face. Because he is so young, he can hardly see when he smiles. His nose is high and his mouth is not big, but he eats quickly.
He has many advantages, but the most outstanding thing is that he is ready to help others. He always comes to help me when I am in trouble.
One day, when I came home from school, I found that I had forgotten my Chinese homework. I'm in a hurry, because this is my homework for the weekend. What if I can't finish eating? I am anxious to call him and ask him to go to school with me. He readily agreed without saying anything.
We trotted to school and I looked up at the fourth floor. Fortunately, the students on duty haven't left yet. But I can't breathe. Yu Xianghai saw this situation. He asked me to wait downstairs He strode over to help me do it. After a while, he ran down quickly with my homework. I found him sweating profusely and his white face was red and swollen. I was very moved and said, "Thank you so much." But he smiled and said, "Why thank you? We are good friends. Friends should help each other! " "
This is my good friend Yu Xianghai. His beautiful and simple quality lit up my heart. I hope our friendship will last forever.
The summer vacation of my good friend Zhou Ji 6 is coming to an end, and I am particularly eager to start school, because I miss my good friend Xu Xinyi.
Xu Xinyi is a kind girl. She has a chubby face and big eyes. Xu Xinyi has dark skin and a healthy feeling.
During a lunch conversation last semester, Xu Xinyi took out 27 unpolished pencils and gave one to each student. She told us that these pencils were bought from a small shop next to her mother's office. The uncle who opened the shop was a teacher and unfortunately got leukemia. His child has just been born. Life at home is very difficult. Xu Xinyi called us, asking us to show our love and go there to buy more things, so that my uncle can have money to treat diseases.
Since then, my mother and I often go to small shops to buy stationery and cold drinks. Every time I buy something, my heart is as sweet as honey.
Xu Xinyi's kindness touched every one of our classmates! She is my good friend!
My good friend Zhou Ji 7 In my life, I have a "good friend" who can teach me a lot of knowledge. A good friend is a ubiquitous book.
Books are my food. It is like an "apple", and the nutrients make me smarter; It is like "mango", which makes me eat and eat in sadness and become strong; It is also like a "pistachio", which makes me want to laugh at it; It is more like a small cake, which makes me feel that reading is sweeter.
Being friends with books will add happiness to life. When you make an emotional cup of coffee, take a dessert, gently stir with the spoon, and enjoy the sea of books in the last ray of sunset. What a beautiful picture! Or sitting on the sofa, holding a book, thinking seriously and tasting quietly, isn't this another glory of life?
Make friends with books, and life is like a bird flying in the sky, playing in its world carefree. Every time my mother asks strangely, "Daughter, why don't you go and play with your good friend Liu Yiting?" I blinked naively twice and said without looking up, "Because I not only have my peers, but also my best friend!" " "
When I first read Heidi, I couldn't put it down. This book describes Heidi going to a beautiful small village called Alps, where her grandfather, Uncle Amru, lives. Because little Heidi's mother died when she was two years old, and she was sent to her withdrawn grandfather by menstruation when she was five or six years old. Seeing this, my tears fell in succession. Heidi is an innocent and kind little girl, and her touching story of helping others left a deep impression on me.
"The book has its own golden house, the book has its own Yan Ruyu, and the book has its own thousand bells!" Books are my good friends and everyone's good friends. Come on, as long as you read more books, you will find it very interesting.
When my good friend Zhou Ji 8 was in the first grade of primary school, I had many good friends, but today I introduce a very special friend-book.
Someone will definitely ask, is the book your good friend? Books are not people. How can they be your good friends? I don't believe it. This should start from the second grade of my primary school. I remember when I was in Grade Two, reading became popular in our class. Girls read books such as fairy tales, while boys read books such as history and military affairs. They are all proud of these books. When I saw that each of them had his favorite book, I was very jealous and thought, I want my parents to buy me a book, too. When I came home from school, I told my parents this idea, and then they took me to the book city to pick out an idiom story.
I seem to have bought a rare treasure and liked it very much. Every time you read this book, you should wash your hands for fear of getting the book dirty, and then read it gently.
For a long time, I was immersed in some idioms in this book, such as Jiang Lang's exhaustion, swallowing dates, despair, imitating others, putting righteousness above family loyalty and perseverance. ...
By the time I was in the fifth grade, the book was in tatters. Although this book is worn out, it has preserved our friendship. Slowly, I think it's not enough to read idiom stories. I began to pay attention to the works of uncle Cao Wenxuan, a famous writer, such as Red Tile, Root Bird, Straw House, Bronze Sunflower and polished rice ... These works can deeply touch my heart.
I absorb the essence of knowledge in the sea of books. Books are indispensable things in my life and indispensable nutrition.
My good friend Zhou Ji 9 I have many good friends. This time, I want to introduce a good friend of mine. She is also a scholar in our class. She has a very elegant name-Yang Ya.
Yang Ya has a beautiful face, a pair of black eyes embedded in a regular oval face, and a red mouth under the high nose. She is beautiful, but the only drawback is that her skin is too dark. Her name is Yang "Duck", so the boys playfully call her "Black Duck".
Yang Ya has a wide range of knowledge. The reason why her composition is good is that she speaks Mandarin fluently. On one occasion, she won the first place in the school's oral composition competition, and her performance has always been among the best, so she has another nickname "female scholar".
Yang Ya is good at singing and dancing. Her singing is sweet and her dancing is beautiful. She is always indispensable on the stage.
Because of Yang Ya's many advantages and her strong sense of responsibility, teachers like her very much and call her a "literary committee member".
Yang Ya is easy to get along with. She is broad-minded and never cares about trifles. I forgot to bring my pen again, but my homework must be done with a pen. I'm worried! Yang Ya lent me her pen without hesitation. It was given to her by her grandfather on her birthday, but I accidentally lost her pen after I finished my homework. I think she must be very angry and won't forgive me, but although she frowned, she smiled and said to me, "It doesn't matter." I know, she must be very sad.
It is her generosity that makes us good friends.
My good friend Zhou Ji 10, I passed 100.
There is a beautiful wish in everyone's heart, that is, everyone wants to be inseparable friends with 100. But I missed 100 in that exam because of carelessness, and I regret it very much.
On the day of the final exam last semester, I got the test paper. When I looked at it carefully, I suddenly got excited and thought, "Wow! The paper is so simple that the teacher has said it many times. This time, 100 is mine! " I am happy to start writing my thesis. In a blink of an eye, 30 minutes passed and my paper was finished. I looked at the finished paper and seemed to see 100 calling me. So I began to look out of the window and enjoy the beautiful scenery. One minute passed, but I was still playing. I didn't check it at all, and I didn't feel that I had made a wrong question.
After class, I walked out of the examination room humming a tune and met my very good friend Feng Zhanchun. I ran to him and said proudly, "This question is really simple. I will definitely call 100. What about you? " I asked him. He also said happily, "Not necessarily."
A few days later, I turned on the computer and went to the group of our class to see the results. This is a great joy and sadness! Look at Huang Yuqing 99. 5 points, I suddenly became stupid, as if I had been slapped. When I saw my friend, he got 100. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I called the teacher and asked him. The teacher said to me, "You are too careless to write one into seven." After listening to the teacher's words, my face turned red with embarrassment. Although we passed the exam, if each of us were more serious and less playful, we wouldn't miss 100, and we would become permanent friends with 100.
My good friend Zhou Ji 1 1 I have many friends in my life, but when it comes to good friends, there is only one. He is Jamlom, and we often play together like peas and carrots. He always calls me orange, and I always call him bean.
He has a pair of eyes that squint when he smiles. He used to wear glasses like a doctor, but now he is a different person without them. He also cut a head of spiritual hair, and the most interesting thing is that he has a fleshy face.
We knew each other before we went to school, and since then we have regarded each other as best friends. We also have secrets. He likes reading very much. I remember once visiting their home and seeing many books. After watching it with relish for less than an hour, I didn't want to watch it, so I let him play with my toys. But he still stays quietly in his little world. After supper, he was still reading. Finally, I managed to pull him out of the world of books and eat sweet and delicious food.
He is my good friend, the best friend in the world!
My good friend Zhou Ji 12 Today, I want to introduce my good friend Shu.
My parents bought me many books, including diary of a wimpy kid, The Secret of the Treasure Gourd, Aesop's Fables, The Inverted Hospital, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Andersen's Fairy Tales, Robinson Crusoe, Children's Literature and A Hundred Thousand Why. ...
These books brought me into the sea of knowledge, and I learned a lot. I learned a lot in "100,000 Why", so I'll tell you a reason why you shouldn't pick your ears all the time. That's because it's not good to always pick out the dirty things in your ears. In case a bug flies in, it will break the eardrum inside or cause ear canal inflammation. Actually, it's not good not to pick out your ears. Earwax is bitter and bugs fly in and out. It can cover the skin surface of the external auditory canal, prevent the skin from cracking and sticking dust, prevent infection, and prevent water from entering the ear canal.
Will it block your ears if you don't pull it for so long? Don't worry, when you talk, swallow, yawn and other joint movements, the "earwax" in your ear (commonly known as "earwax") will lose its attachment, fall off and automatically be discharged. It has a certain protective effect on human ears.
You think making friends with books can make you understand a lot of truth and knowledge. Do you think it is good to make friends with books?
Little friends, make friends with books quickly!
My good friend Zhou Ji 13 My good friend's name is Huang Yingying, which is my cousin. She is 8 years old and likes sports: volleyball, badminton and rhythmic gymnastics. She is naive, lively and lovely. I like her very much!
Her study is not very good, but she has made progress this year! She got 100 in Chinese and 92 in math. She is an artist in her class. She observes discipline in class, asks questions if she doesn't understand, and is polite. What I hate most about her is that she cries a little, but I believe she can change.
I often quarrel and fight with her, because I am a dog and she is a mouse, so adults say that "dogs take mice and mind their own business."
Her eyes are not too big or too small, her nose is very high, her mouth is fierce, her chin is very sharp, and there are a lot of doll hair that has not been cut since childhood. What kind of jeans and bell bottoms does she like? She likes many pets: white rabbits, turtles and puppies. I believe we will become the best friends in the world!
I have many good friends, but my best friend is Wang Wanggou.
Wang Wanggou is not tall; A well-proportioned little girl. She always likes to leave neat bangs on her forehead. Her round face is set with a pair of big watery eyes, which is particularly cute. Her face is her greatest feature! Anyone who knows her can't help pinching her face with both hands. This is our way of greeting her.
Many people in Class 4 (2) don't know her nickname, Wang Wanggou, because it's a little secret between me and her. Sometimes when I call her Wang Wanggou, she ignores me and pretends to be angry, yelling at the cucumber. Cucumber is my nickname, only the two of us know it, so don't tell anyone.
Wang Wanggou is a pistachio, but she has her moments of pity, such as this morning. As soon as I entered the classroom door, she rushed to me and said, cucumber, I'm finished. Yesterday, I didn't see Lesson 1 and Exercise 3 in my schoolbag, so I wrote the answer to my homework on a piece of paper. But this morning, I saw Lesson 1 and Exercise 3 in my schoolbag, but I found that I didn't bring my paper to write my answers. The saddest thing is that the math class representative put the first lesson and exercise three away in my desk. If the teacher changes the homework and finds out that I didn't write me. I did my homework with Li Weiqi yesterday. Do you think I can ask her to testify for me? Cucumber, I asked if I was too smart. I watched her talking to herself, and I was very happy. I shouted in my heart, Wang Wanggou, you are such a careless egg.
Oh, I forgot to tell you. His real name is Wang. She is my best friend and always will be.
My good friend Zhou Ji 15 I always thought we were good friends. After all, after all this time together, I have always regarded you as my friend. I thought our friendship would last forever. I thought you thought I was your friend, too. I thought you were sincere. Of course, I was wrong.
The results of the English exam came out that day. I am much taller than you. I have been very sad to see that you didn't do well in the exam. I try not to tell others the result, lest you be sad. What about you? Take your paper and stare at me mercilessly. I thought it was an illusion and smiled at you stupidly. I believe this must be an illusion. How did our friendship for so many years break up because of a paper? Of course, I was wrong again.
Many classmates told me that you spoke ill of me, but I just laughed it off. How can I trust them? I only believe you, but the other day, I heard you say to someone, "What happened to the exam? If I don't drop his grades, can I play with him? He is really amazing and believes it. " Then I told the man about our past, and the center was: how stupid I was to take a lie.
I will never trust you again. Our friendship is over, but I am stupid enough to think that there is no deception in this world and take your lies as a promise.
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