Please understand the historical background before talking about politics, or you will be full of jokes.

If you are good at reading, you won't read. If you are good at reading, you won't read.

I can't accept it.

Part I: Say you can do it, you can do it or you can't do it.

Bottom line: If you say no, you can't do it, and neither can you.

Cross-approval: I can't accept it.

(B) the relationship between the upper and lower levels

The first part: If you want to go to school, you have to have the conditions to go to school, and if you don't have the conditions, you have to create conditions.

Downlink: If I tell you, you can get off. There is a reason to get off, and there is no reason to find a reason to get off.

Horizontal criticism: the relationship between superiors and subordinates (or why there is no reason)

(3) Words and deeds are inconsistent.

Part I: Some things are just words but not deeds, first words and then deeds, then deeds.

Bottom line: some things just don't say, do it first, and then do it.

Horizontal criticism: actions are different from words.

First, there is no love.

It's rude because the couplets are completely irrelevant. I only remember the most famous one now:

Huangmeitian in May

Samsung brandy

Second, somersault. Right.

The upper and lower couplet uses the same sentence, but the lower couplet is the inversion of the upper couplet.

People pass by Buddhist temples.

The Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.

Shangke Tian Ran Bureau

The Incredible Skywalker

Third, other pairs

Generally speaking, the requirements of couplets are noun-to-noun, numeral-to-numeral, color-to-color, direction-to-direction, place-to-place, season-to-season, ... At the same time, in ancient times, couplets should pay attention to the flat rhythm, which is difficult to do now. Personally, I think the problem lies in promoting Putonghua. Mandarin is a good language tool, but its four tones are not enough for lyrics and poems. Therefore, if we want to talk about flat tones now, many people will not understand why "up" is not down.

Digress, let's look at some interesting couplets. Just like learning photography, the best way is to see more and practice more!

( 1)

Sit facing south and eat watermelon, with watermelon skin facing east.

Look at the biography on the left from top to bottom and turn the book to the right.

* The people who went out in the first movie were very bad. He exhausted all four directions: east, south, west and north. What do you do? ! Moreover, the first couplet is a vulgar scene, and there is not much artistic conception in it, which is the truth!

The bottom line is cleverly aligned, which seems to be a truth, but it is the work of Jacques Curie. And skillfully use up, down, left and right in it.

(2)

It is said that Cai Yuanpei, president of Peking University, has just been liberated (remember correctly? ) The entrance examination gave birth to a pair of freshmen. It's called monkey. As a result, many people can't get along. The standard answer should be "Zu Chongzhi"!

Lotus root and lotus root (why get a couple)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

I still remember a couplet:

The two boats go hand in hand, and rowing is not as fast as sailing.

The flute is better than the flute.

The beauty of this connection lies in the inclusion of four historical figures.

Remember a story about couplets:

There was a scholar whose house faced a rich man's garden, in which a piece of bamboo was planted. One day, the scholar saw this scene and wrote a couplet and posted it on his door:

Thousands of bamboos go door to door

Jia Zang thousands of books

The rich man was very unhappy when he saw it. He said to himself, how can the scenery of my home be appreciated by poor scholars? So I made a plan, and asked my family to cut down the bamboo, hoping to be a scholar in Doby.

Who knows, the scholar said that only one sentence was added at the end of the couplet, which became:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos.

Jia Cang Qian Shu Chang

The rich man was even more angry when he saw it, so he ordered his family to uproot bamboo, thinking, what else can I write? Cheng Xiang, the scholar saw it, and added two words to the door:

The door is short of a thousand bamboos.

This family owns thousands of books.

Remember some couplets:

Lotus water, is astronomical.

Lotus root into the mud, jade tube through geography.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow.

Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.

Pawnshops, pawnbrokers in the west, pawnbrokers in the east and pawnbrokers in the west as things;

Nantong, North Tongzhou and North Tongzhou connect the north and the south.

It doesn't matter if I shoot the first one and you shoot the second one.

Brother sings the first sentence, brother sings the second sentence, and the tune is dry and Kun.

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

Larch leaves are yellow.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.

A girl gnawed at a duck's head, which was salty and disrespectful.

Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?

When the ground is a pipa road, you can play any one.

The banter between Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, so he came up with:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Open your mouth and laugh, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.

A girl is eating a duck's head, but the duck's head is salty, which is too much for the girl.

Take a break for fame and fortune and have a cup of tea.

Work hard, have fun, and bring a pot of wine.

Ready-made sentences without special articles

Half true and half false, the moon shines in the water.

Horizontal approval is "peace in China"

Very interesting couplets

1 Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he came out:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

Interesting couplets

Once upon a time, there was a "lonely ghost" who planned to open a hotel, so he paid three taels of silver and asked someone to write a couplet for the new store.

A scholar went to apply. The "lonely cold ghost" said to him, "The couplets should praise my wine, acetic acid, fat pigs and prosperous people. There are no mice in the shop."

With a stroke of a pen, the scholar quickly wrote

The first part is: raising pigs is like a mountain, and rats only die. The second part is: making jars and vinegar jars. The sour cross is: many people are sick, but little wealth.

The scholar shook his head and watched it again. "Lonely Cold Ghost" was very happy, but his face was expressionless. He also said evasively: "The quality of couplets depends on the audience's views." In this way, three taels of silver were lost and not given to the scholar.

On the opening day of the new store, in front of many people who came to watch the scene of bustle, the scholar read aloud the couplet:

"There are many sick people and less wealth."

"Raising pigs is as big as a mountain mouse, only death."

"The wine vat is good for vinegar, and the altar is sour."

Hearing this, the "lonely cold ghost" cursed the scholar, but the onlookers burst into laughter.

Please guess why the original "lonely cold ghost" is so happy.

Answer: Because the scholar read:

"Many people, few diseases, rich"

"Raising pigs is like a mountain, and rats only die."

"The wine jar is good, but the vinegar jar is sour."

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