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After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

One day, I asked my friend: Why did the Monkey King in Journey to the West faint when he blew at people or goblins? Werner

My friend gave me a sentence: you.

Brush your teeth for 500 years!

Life is like a cold, cold and hot. There is no panacea that can be cured immediately, but it is not fatal.

Advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

5. "If your wife and your lover fall into the water at the same time, would you rather find a plump one or a petite one?" "I still can't swim."

6. God has given us

Seven emotional factors

Six desires are turned into pornography and violence by us.

Seven. I was shot by an arrow, Cupid, son of a bitch. It's really hard.

8. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!

Nine. Legal provisions: male

You can't get married until you are 23, but

18 years old can be a soldier. This explains

Three questions: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband;

Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight;

Third, women are more difficult than enemies!

/kloc-When I was 0/0 years old, my goal was Ferrari.

When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A.

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When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music.

I swear I'll chop my hand if I buy anything online again. Now I'm looking at prosthetic limbs online.

12. The child was called a stupid bird by his parents because of his poor grades. The child said unconvinced that there are still stupid birds in the world.

There are three kinds, one is to fly first, and the other is too tired to fly. Parents asked: What is the first?

What about three kinds? The child said: this kind of thing is the most annoying. If you can't fly, you will lay eggs in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard.

13. Spring fatigue, summer fatigue, autumn fatigue, hibernation,

Four seasons are like dreams, how can I listen carefully?

14. Some girls are like lotus flowers, hibiscus flowers, some girls are like peony, noble and elegant, some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof, and you, like a fleshy person, are just as the name suggests.

15. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary, enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

Sixteen years old. In front of money and you, I chose you without hesitation, only to find myself rich and poor.

17. It is still a modern civilization. There is an old saying: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I have to pass by and stay to buy the fare. How barbaric and overbearing. How nice it is now: one shot per car, at your own risk. What a sweet reminder.

18. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it is haunted. You talk carelessly, walk with legs flashing, get up in the middle of the night to look for water, regret it in the morning, and bring a cup at noon. It's still beautiful!