Ask for jokes in nonstandard Putonghua.

"Rabbit, shrimp, pigtail (yǐ), pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers, now the meeting is over! )

"No pickles, sausage pickles, please." (Don't talk, please talk to the township head now. )

"I'll pick a piece of shit and add it to everyone." Let me tell you a story. )