Selected love jokes of two generations

Two generations of love told everyone in the street that "my donkey is smarter than the king's prime minister", and the prime minister told the king about two generations of love. After hearing this, the King of Qi flew into a rage, called Afandi and asked, "Afandi, why did you insult my Prime Minister by talking nonsense?" "Your Majesty, I'm not talking nonsense, it's a fact." Afandi said after saluting the king.

"Then show me the evidence, or I'll put you in prison!" The king threatened.

"Your majesty, I have evidence. Once, my donkey walked across a wooden bridge and accidentally stuck a hoof in the hole of the bridge. I finally pulled it out. Since then, my donkey has never stepped into this hole when crossing the bridge. Where's your prime minister? He has put his black hand into the state treasury many times and has been humiliated many times, but he has not learned his lesson and put his black hand into the state treasury again and again. If your prime minister were as smart as my donkey, it would not have happened long ago. " Two generations of love theory. After listening to this, the king was speechless and released two generations of feelings.

Magical doctor

When two generations of love were practicing medicine, a fat man came to see a doctor: "Two generations of love, I felt my chest blocked after a few steps, and I couldn't breathe." As long as I can cure my illness, I will give you any money you want. "

Two generations felt his pulse and said, "Your whole heart is covered with fat, which can be said to be an incurable disease. You will die in half a month or seven days. "

The obese patient was scared to death. When he got home, he didn't think about tea, water, food and sleep all day. Fifteen days later, he lost a whole circle, but he didn't die.

He came to love for two generations and complained, "What kind of doctor are you? Nonsense has caused me great pain. It has been more than 20 days now. Why am I not dead yet? "

"Yes, this is called rejuvenation. Pay my medical expenses quickly! " Two generations of love replied.

Please eat, my fox coat.

A rich family invited some rich and powerful people to his house for dinner, including two generations of love. Avanti was dressed in ordinary clothes and was invited to dinner. Those well-dressed decent people saw Avanti's extremely ordinary clothes, and no one took care of him, neither giving up their seats nor providing meals. Seeing this scene, two generations of love quietly ran home. I came back for dinner wearing a brand-new hat and a gorgeous fox fur coat. As soon as the two generations entered the door, everyone bowed and gathered around, inviting him to the middle of the table and putting delicious food in front of him.

However, the two generations of love did not reach out to taste the food, but extended the sleeves of the fox coat to the banquet table and solemnly said to themselves, "Please eat, my fox coat!" " "

Donkey skin is better than this.

On a whim, the king wrote a poor poem for Afandi to read. Afandi said to the king after reading the poem, "Your Majesty, let those poets write poems, and you will be your king honestly."

The king was angry and said, "Somebody, put him in the donkey pen! Let this stupid donkey who doesn't know poetry listen to the barks of those donkeys! "

After Afandi was kept in the donkey pen for a week, the king thought that this time he should be honest and will certainly praise my poem. So, he called the two generations of love, read a new poem he wrote to the two generations of love, and then asked, "What's the matter, the two generations of love, is my poem ok?"

Avanti turned and walked out without saying a word. The king stopped him and asked, "Two generations of love, where are you going?"

"Your majesty, I still go back to the donkeys. Donkey skin is better than this. " Two generations of love replied.

Guess for yourself.

An arrogant Bayi is going to Baghdad. When he came to a fork in the road and didn't know which way to take, two generations of love came over on a donkey.

"Hey, Love Between Two Generations, which way should I go to Baghdad?"

"Hey, how do you know that I am a two-generation relationship?" Two generations of love asked.

Arrogant Bayi wanted to humiliate the two generations of love and said, "I not only know your name is two generations of love, but also can guess what you are thinking."

"Then guess what I'm thinking?" Two generations of love asked.

"You are hungry now and want to eat a delicious roast chicken." Bayi said.

"That's right," Afandi said, turning to Bayi and saying, "Then guess for yourself which is the way to Baghdad!"