A cold joke shivering with cold.

1. Soy sauce and vinegar had a fight, which attracted 1 onlookers. Vinegar proudly said, "Haha, my brothers have come to help me." Soy sauce said disdainfully, "Who said they came to help you?" Vinegar said, "They are all here to make soy sauce. Who do you think they help? "

2. "Look at that marshmallow, disciple. Although different in shape, they belong to the same book, rotating and destroying each other. What did you learn from it? " "Master, my disciples are enlightened." "Very well, so is the teacher. Go and buy two for the teacher. "

Telescope is a great invention left by Galileo. Solved the problem of "how far do you think the distance is".

4. The old man is watching TV, watching Zhenzi climb out of the TV ... The old man smiled and refined her into "Zhenzi Dan".

5. Lord Bao forgot to bring paper when he went to the toilet, and a surprised voice came from outside: "The holy paper has arrived. . . Kaifeng government Zheng received the newspaper. . . "

6. "Auntie, Auntie ..." Little Dragon Girl quickly turned back: "Why is it a pigeon again?"

7. Q: Did anyone remind you that you want to cry? A: Yes, creditors.

8. One day, my wife and I took a walk together. I'm just saying hang my little fingers together. When I met my colleague and said "Yo, I hooked up", I immediately said "I hooked up before I hooked up".

9. Cantonese people have a grand dream, that is, to eat all the people in China ... but the travel expenses are not enough, so they can only eat Fujian people often. So they learned to invest with good loans. I can taste the taste of Guangxi people and Jiangxi people recently. I hear it tastes good.

10. Land Rover and BMW are good friends. On this day, they met on the road. When they saw the struggling BMW with abnormal exhaust gas, Land Rover was concerned: "What's wrong with you?" BMW painfully replied, "I got out of the tank."

1 1. A ghost asked the guy next to him, "Are you a ghost?" "I am a ghost." "What the hell are you? Why is it so long? " "I am a railroad track."

12. I went shopping today and met a beggar. I saw a big hole in the bowl in front of him. I was very unhappy. Why do poor people use broken bowls? So I picked up the bowl without saying anything and threw it into the trash can for him.

13. The cannibal chief was traveling abroad and accidentally met Guan Yu. The director shouted, "Waiter, I said no ketchup ..."

What have you been up to recently? There's nothing to be busy about. First, invest in sports; Second, engage in charity. A: Successful people. B smiled and took out a lottery ticket and a two-color ball from his bag.

15. Mineral water fell in love with instant noodles, and summoned up the courage to confess to her, but was ruthlessly rejected. Mineral water asked, "Why?" Instant noodles disdain to say, "cut, just you? I'm not hot at all, and you still want to hit on me.

16. Physical examination in the morning, blood needs to be drawn. The nurse who took the first injection said that I was too fat to find blood vessels. The nurse who received the second injection said that my skin was too thick to penetrate. The nurse who received the third injection said that the first two nurses were new here. . .

17.a: "My dog is so clever that it brings me the newspaper of the day every morning." B: "What's the matter? Many people's dogs will do this. " Answer: "But my family didn't order a newspaper."

18. Mom was watching TV, and Dad fell asleep on the sofa. . . Voice over TV series: I'm leaving. . Dad: What are you going to do? Sit down for a while. Mom: Yes. . .

19. In primary school, ellipsis was my favorite composition because it could occupy two spaces. ...

20. It's almost Valentine's Day. Last night, I was shopping downstairs. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" Buy flowers for my girlfriend Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend? Then the boss silently took the flowers back. ...