Do you have any funny jokes ... super funny, the one that can burst your stomach is the best. ...

1. Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral. His family shouted, "Cool ... so cool. Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?" The family cried:' Great ... awesome! !

2.

Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet."

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: "What did the ants say?"

Xiao Ming looked blank ... and then said, "The ant didn't say anything ..."

I bought two puppies before, one named you "face" and the other named myself "ass"! It's not two days since Face died in a car accident. Every time I see your ass, I think of your face! If your face were still there, it would be as big as your ass now!

4. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and their nesting ants climbed on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

5.

A letter from the Tang Priest to the Monkey King.

Dear Wukong:

I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read fast!

It rained twice this week, the first time for 4 days, and the second time for 3 days!

Did you have a good time in Huaguoshan? I had a terrible time in heaven. Because there is no gravity, my stool, urine, tears and nose can't fall off. Do you feel bitter?

Our beef noodles here are delicious. Let's go to the restaurant in West Street for hot pot when you come another day!

Your Guanyin sister is going to have a baby, so I don't know whether you want to be an uncle or an aunt for the time being, because I don't know whether it will be a boy or a girl!

Did you receive the clothes I sent you? I was afraid of being overweight when I was ready to post it, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket!

It's very late to write here. Come and play with me sometime. Remember not to drink more water, or it will be very uncomfortable if you can't pee here!

p .S

I want to send you money, but the envelope is stuck!

6.this ant

One day, an ant was sunbathing when he suddenly saw an elephant in low spirits.

go on foot

Stand up and straighten your front legs. The rabbit next to you asked what you were doing.

The ant said, "Shh ~ ~ ~ ~"

Keep your voice down

Watch me kick him. "