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Can't help laughing at the composition

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I can't help laughing at noon. The sky is as clear as the clear water in the East China Sea. The scorching sun scorched the earth; The classroom is more like a steamer. But the campus is singing loudly. It turned out to be a big cleaning! We are wearing thin shirts, but we are sweating like peas. Sweep the floor, clean the table, tidy things up ... the whole classroom is full of the smell of "fighting"

"Classmates, come on! Let's compare the two groups and see which one cleans quickly and cleanly. " I don't need to see it. Just listening to the thunderous voice, I knew that Luo Sijing, the leader of the four groups, was challenging our second group. My classmates immediately accepted the challenge and a fierce labor competition began. Listen, the song stopped, only the sound of labor; You see, the broom is also diligent, and suddenly it flies from here to there, and the place is still spotless. Hot sweat flowed into our eyes, which made Zhe's eyes hurt, but we didn't wipe the sweat, just kept working and secretly glanced at each other from time to time. I saw that the heavy broom and dustpan were as light as toys in Chen Yongjie's hands, and soon the garbage was removed. "Hold on tight!" I suddenly looked back and manipulated the rag in my hand.

Because the dirt on the window we are in charge of is very stubborn, the students in the first and third groups also rushed to participate in the "annihilation war" after completing the task, and the "battlefield" became more lively. "Brush" sound, refueling sound, laughter sound, everywhere filled with the joy of labor.

We couldn't help laughing.

Not long ago, our school held a "knowledge contest", and I also won the third prize in this contest.

When I first signed up, I didn't want to take part in the Chinese knowledge contest, but took part in the English knowledge contest. Because I feel that my Chinese is not very good, but "people are not as good as heaven", I was gloriously selected by the teacher to participate in the Chinese knowledge contest.

When I know that there will be an exam this afternoon, I can't help feeling anxious, because I haven't reviewed yet! I spend my spare time reviewing.

In a blink of an eye, the exam will begin. Each of us picked up a pen and waited for the teacher to hand out the paper. I'm a little nervous because this is my first competition in middle school. When handing out the paper, I thought the topic was not too difficult. But in the end, I found that the topic was ugly and there was not much time left, so I began to worry. Because at the beginning of the exam, I thought the question was quite simple, so I wrote it slowly. At the end of the day, there was only a little left, so I scribbled a few strokes on the paper. On the way back from work, I felt like knocking over a five-flavor bottle, which was not a taste. Because the teacher gave me such great expectations and asked me to take part in the competition, I wrote a few strokes casually, which was really uncomfortable.

A few weeks later, the results were published and the test papers were distributed. When I saw it, it was only a little bit, and the reading questions at the back were badly deducted. I calculated that a * * * deducted 20 points, and I don't think I can even get the third prize.

In Chinese class, the teacher announced the winners. Hearing this, I am very happy that I actually won the third prize. But the teacher is standing on the podium, and I can't show it, so I can only secretly laugh in my heart.

After school, I walk on my way home. I seem to feel that the sky is bluer than before, the clouds are whiter than before, and Grandpa Sun also shows a bright smile. The wind rustled the leaves, and the birds sang euphemistic songs, as if to tell me: You are the best! Passers-by have also cast admiring eyes on me, and I am extremely happy.

What a happy day!

I can't help laughing. There is light in the sky that seems to have broken through the clouds, but it is so dazzling. Is the sun out? Even if it is still dark around, I believe it will overcome the darkness and follow the light, so I can't help smiling.

The vast sky, like a simple blue picture scroll, is full of white clouds. Each of us is under the sky and together in an ordinary way. Whether we are happy or sad, happy or miserable, we are all together safely under the gaze of the sky, with our own dribs and drabs and lives.

In fact, this is happiness, because there is no war around, the environment is good, the body is healthy, and everything is fine, but most people feel unhappy because they have too many desires and have no comparison with others.

Compared with people in the war zone, I found that life is happy and beautiful.

Compared with people in remote areas, I feel very rich and happy.

Compared with the sickly people, I feel healthy and sunny.

But they still can't lift their mouths and draw a smile.

Why?

In places where wars are frequent, people only see the crying, sadness and pain of the victims, but they can't see the hope and determination in their eyes after drying their tears. I did, so I couldn't help laughing.

In poor places, people only see the poverty, poverty and backwardness of the local people, but they can't see the firmness and dissatisfaction in their eyes after they are worried that their children can't go to school. I saw it, so I couldn't help laughing.

In the intensive care unit, people only see the abandonment, despair and decadence of seriously ill patients, but they can't see their struggle and strength after sadness. I did it, so I couldn't help laughing.

I smiled when I saw that there was hope after despair. I see that there are ideals in the world, so I smile. I saw simplicity in prosperity and smiled.

Look at the light on the horizon that breaks through the fog. It is the sun and hope.

I can't help laughing.

I can't help laughing. I smiled when I thought of this.

Now every time I see a razor, I think of hanging my eyebrows.

When I was six years old, I was still a naive child. I always like to stand in front of the toilet and watch my father rub his chin with that black razor. That's because I'm not sensible. All I know is that this thing is powerful enough to whitewash my dad's black chin. Curious, I always wanted to play with razors, but my father wouldn't let me touch them. I tried many ways, but I still can't touch the razor.

Finally, the day I was looking forward to came. Mom and dad are out. I hurried to the toilet to find a razor. I saw some buttons on the razor, so I pressed them carefully. There was a buzz. I picked up a razor and shaved my chin. Unfortunately, I have no beard. I felt bored, so I shaved my eyebrows. I don't know if I don't scratch, but I'm afraid if I scratch. Eyebrows were eaten by a razor. As soon as I look in the mirror, it's over. what can I do? There will also be another kind of "rattan stuffy pork". I had no choice but to take a black pen and draw some fake eyebrows. Although it looks like it from a distance, if you look closely, you will give away the clues. I don't think so. Let's go for it.

Mom and dad came back, so I had to pretend to be reading and cover my eyebrows. But paper can't wrap the fire. At lunch time, I had to keep my head down and not lift it. Soon my mother felt something was wrong. I always pester them to talk. Why didn't I say a word today? So, my mother "lifted" my head, and when she saw it, she was shocked. After a while, he burst out laughing. Dad also smiled and wiped my "black" eyebrows with water.

Mom smiled and said, "You must have stolen your father's razor. Don't try what you shouldn't try in the future. Don't touch the things of adults. " I replied in a daze, "Oh." The whole family laughed again. Now that I think about it, I can't help laughing when I think of my naive childhood.

One day, I was laughing at Qian Jintao downstairs. What's going on here? Don't worry, let me tell you slowly.

It was the day before the winter vacation. Qian Jintao called Liu Jiafeng and Zhao Minghao to my house to have a snowball fight downstairs. We divided into groups and started the game. Qian Jintao and Liu Jiafeng caught a lot of snow and tried their best to shoot at us. I dodged deftly and escaped the snowball's "attack range". But Zhao Minghao is not so lucky. His body was hugged by snowballs. So, we decided to build a wall. We brought a lot of snow and finally built a wall. Qian Jintao runs very fast. He wants to destroy the wall we have worked so hard to build. We threw snowballs at him like crazy, but he flew over our fence under the cover of Liu Jiafeng's Scud missile. Of course, we don't want to ruin our efforts and throw them at Qian Jintao crazily. Although Qian Jintao is agile, he can't escape so many snowball fights. He was knocked into an old man with a white beard. A snowball got into his chest. We couldn't help laughing when we looked at his bear.

You will laugh when you see his bear.

On Wednesday afternoon, the last class, everyone was quiet. In the middle of the class teacher, Mr. Shi came in. He is our science teacher. He suddenly said, "Please put down your pens, I have something to say." Everyone was taken aback, and Cai Xiao was still shaking: "Fear, fear, fear ... scared me to death!" The words just fell and we couldn't help laughing. We thought Cai Xiao was so funny that the head teacher followed him secretly.

Teacher Shi continued to speak. He said, "We won't have science class tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. We will go to the lecture hall and listen to a defense about science (bullshit) ... "My deskmate couldn't help crying," What, shit! " He listened to "defense" as "shit" and we laughed again.

"This is a homophonic. What's so funny? " The science teacher said. The head teacher standing by said, "Don't laugh, those who laugh, is there something wrong with their ears?" But someone is still laughing. "You can't stop laughing, almost half the class is laughing!" The head teacher got angry and became serious. Finally, the teacher warned us: "Whoever laughs will drop the grid!" " After listening to the teacher's words, who dares to laugh, for fear of "degrading" (deducting discipline points).

I can't help laughing. I can't help laughing when I secretly look at you.

The deskmate is always an unparalleled person, because she is bold. Walking is like an English teacher jokingly calling a penguin.

She sits between me and another deskmate, and it is always convenient to talk. From time to time, she leaned her head to the table on the left, and then to the table on the right. Standing on the platform, she looks like a hen looking for food. She kept turning her head to the left and right until the teacher reminded her that she could study hard.

Of course, if you talk too much, you will always be hungry, not to mention a puffy person. It is understandable that she should supplement some energy in class. When she wants to eat, she always turns her head piously to the teacher who is lecturing. She nodded with the frequency of the teacher's lecture, but she was actually tearing the packaging bag. Then he quickly lowered his head and stuffed something into his mouth. The eyes that were originally placed on the bridge of the nose were thrown on the tip of the nose. Then, above the thick lens, a pair of modest eyes with sly eyes looked at the teacher and chewed slowly. Cheeks bulge slightly, and the fragrance tempts our stomachs with breathing.

It's a pity that we don't have a pair of good courage. We always secretly looked at him and endured the saliva overflowing.

The deskmate is always an unsurpassed person, because he is very cute.

He has a small body, a small head and a pair of small eyes hanging beside him. White is not clean, which always makes people laugh.

He is humorous, but when telling jokes, he always tells himself, "Don't laugh, don't laugh, I want to finish the joke." When telling a joke, the joke is always less than half told. Suddenly, he buried his little head in the desk, slapped the desk with his hand, stuck out his tongue and let out a sobbing laugh. In fact, his jokes are never as funny as his jokes.

Although he is weak, he always wants to challenge someone better than himself, so you always see him being strangled by the fat brother in the front row and forced to call him "big brother" or the girl in the middle pokes her waist with a pen and says, "Never again." But he always has a spiritual victory method like Ah Q, comforting himself and always making himself happy to face the first two without sulking.

I stole a look at you and couldn't help laughing.

I couldn't help laughing. The breeze brushed my cheeks and gently passed through the buttonwood beside me. A leaf that had not been completely yellowed slowly rotated and fell silently. ...

I walked home as usual with a heavy schoolbag on my back. Eye contact is always a cold expression. When you reach out, even the sunlight on your fingers is so cold. I put away the smile on my face and quietly wrote it on my face indifferently.

Walking on the grass edge of the stairs at home, a strange shadow passed by and I stopped. That is a little girl about ten years old. Wearing a light blue coat, she looked intently at a Parthenocissus Wall. She didn't notice that I was not far away. She smiled at the Parthenocissus Wall, her bright eyes shone with light, and her lovely face was full of joy. And I still kept that distance and looked on coldly.

She turned around and gently stroked the leaves of Parthenocissus tricuspidata. Sunlight silently rotates with the glass door. Under the clear sky, the girl and Parthenocissus tricuspidata looked at each other speechless, forming a beautiful picture.

The wind blew, and I looked at her and couldn't help but be shocked. Her right sleeve struggled feebly in the wind, swinging empty, like a shivering broken branch in the cold winter wind. A kind of regret welled up in my heart, and my heart was cold for only an instant. I looked down, thinking about her smile just now, thinking quietly.

"Hello!" The girl finally noticed me, sweet voice

Ears ring.

I nodded and walked over. I looked up at the wall. The weather turned cold, but I never found that Parthenocissus tricuspidata was so green and full of vitality.

The grass under our feet hugged tightly, although most of them were still green, but they were so lifeless green. Scan all the plants around you are the same. Parthenocissus tricuspidata's unique wall can sprinkle green all over the world and shine all over the world.

The girl came up to me and carefully lifted a ivy leaf with her left hand. I clearly saw that the footprints left by Parthenocissus tricuspidata when it climbed up formed the shape of a smiling face! Heart, move for it.

"Look, cute? Like a newborn baby laughing! The girl smiled gently.

"Well, it has been crying ..." I looked at the girl's smile and seemed to realize something.

The cold wall in my heart slowly melts in that blooming smile.

The girl turned her head and showed such a dazzling smile.

I looked at the turning hands on my watch and couldn't bear to pace. "I'm leaving."

"Goodbye!" This girl wants me to wave my left hand.

Eyes inadvertently swept her right sleeve, can no longer restrain the feelings in my heart, can't help but smile at her.

I turned and walked up the stairs, but the girl's smile kept circulating around me, giving me courage, tearing open the frozen shell and smiling at the indifferent person.

I can't help laughing. I can't help laughing when I think about it.

At that time, I was seven or eight years old and went to my grandmother's house to play during the winter vacation. Every afternoon, grandma's friends will come to play cards. I have been squatting by the fish tank to see grandma's little goldfish. The little goldfish did not move. I wonder: does the little goldfish think the water is too cold? That's right. Mom said, if you feel cold, take a hot bath. I also want to give the little goldfish a hot bath!

I ran to the bathroom with a big smile on my face, found a basin to pick up water, put my hand into the water and measured the temperature: "It's still too hot." So I poured some water out and added some cold water. I touched it again and thought, well, the water temperature is similar to that of my bath. Finally, I went to the fish tank again, then put some water in it, and then poured hot water into it. Seeing the fish alive and kicking, I clapped my hands again and again. But after a while, the fish stopped jumping. I poured another basin of water, and the fish jumped even harder. After a while, all the fish were belly up. I hurried to ask my grandmother, and she said, "Fish can only adapt to 12 to 15 water. If the water is so hot, the fish will definitely die! "

Although it has been a long time, I still can't help laughing every time I think about it.

I can't help laughing. In my childhood harbor, there were many colorful petals, which flowed into the long river of memory quietly with the ebb and flow of several tides. Whenever I look for the petals floating in the harbor of my childhood, there is always a feeling of attachment in my heart, and I can't help laughing at the thought.

I remember when I was three or four years old. My family has a cotton field behind the government. When planting cotton in spring, I also came to the field and played beside the cotton field. Playing, maybe bored, and then I saw my mother's handbag on the ground and rummaged through it. I can't believe I dug out my mother's usual lipstick for makeup. So I drew carefully like my mother. After painting, I shouted to my busy mother in the field, "Mom, do you think I am beautiful?" Hearing my cry, my mother turned around and shouted, so I had lipstick on my face! Mom thought I was injured and bleeding while playing!

My mother quickly dragged me to a nearby barber shop, cleaned me up and washed two or three pots of water. My face can be regarded as "the true face of Lushan Mountain".

In fact, there were many such things when I was a child, but this one impressed me the most, and I couldn't help laughing when I remembered it!

I can't help laughing. In class on Friday, I organized a game called "Laugh heartily". The students returned to their seats as soon as the bell rang. I hurried to the podium and said to my classmates, "Today, let's play a game called Laughter." The students were overjoyed when they heard the word "game". Then, I announced the rules of the game: "We asked three students to write sentences, one for who, one for where and one for what.". Three students are not allowed to discuss, and the following students can't say! " Before I finished, the students raised their hands high.

I called three classmates and they happily wrote this sentence on the blackboard: Li Tianxin is playing in the toilet. The students all laughed when they saw it. I can't help laughing. As the game continued, the sentences written by the students became more funny, including "Chen Haodong chanting in the pond" and "Yao bragging and farting on the toilet" ... The students sitting there were in high spirits and wanted to show their skills. Look, some students stand up and keep tiptoeing; Some students stood on the stool and shouted, "Want me to come! Want me to come! " Some students simply ran to the podium and said, "Yu Qineng, I haven't taken the steering wheel yet!" " "The classroom is as lively as boiling water.

When the students finish writing sentences, the classroom becomes more lively. The students read and laughed, and some opened their mouths and laughed to the sky; Some laughed out of tears; Some laughed and covered their stomachs, patting the table on the desk; Everyone else was drunk, stumbled and even walked unsteadily. The students who were written were angry, but they couldn't help laughing. Happy laughter spread throughout the classroom ... After this activity, we not only relaxed our nervous study mood, but also let us know that improper collocation will make jokes.

On Wednesday afternoon, the last class, everyone was quiet. The head teacher is in the middle, and Teacher Shi comes in. He is our science teacher. He suddenly said, "Please put down your pens, I have something to say." Everyone was taken aback, and Cai Xiao was still shaking: "Fear, fear, fear ... scared me to death!" The words just fell and we couldn't help laughing. We thought Cai Xiao was so funny that the head teacher followed him secretly.

Teacher Shi continued to speak. He said, "We won't have science class tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. We will go to the lecture hall and listen to a defense about science (bullshit) ... "My deskmate couldn't help crying," What, shit! " He listened to "defense" as "shit" and we laughed again.

"This is a homophonic. What's so funny? " The science teacher said. The head teacher standing by said, "Don't laugh, those who laugh, is there something wrong with their ears?" But someone is still laughing. "You can't stop laughing, almost half the class is laughing!" The head teacher got angry and became serious. Finally, the teacher warned us: "Whoever laughs will drop the grid!" " After listening to the teacher's words, who dares to laugh, for fear of "degrading" (deducting discipline points).

I can't help laughing. There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. You see, the king smiled like a monkey and was very happy to find a peach tree. Xu Hanjun, my deskmate, is very elegant. She is not as dirty as some boys. She just smiled shyly and sat there. She can really stand it. Wei, the "naughty king", smiled for the first time in class history, so I quickly covered my ears. Otherwise, with such a loud volume, my ears will be 100% injured. Looking at him again, I almost rolled on the ground with my mouth open, as if to swallow the whole school. It's terrible.

And Xu Jiayi, who has been giggling, if she walks out like this, pedestrians will definitely take her to the hospital. Let's take a look at Huang Tiancheng in front of me. His smile is really standard. I counted, showing eight teeth, and he was still smiling and striking the table. Bo Huang and Fan Zhen have a tacit understanding. They all laugh in the same rhythm, just like the waves on the sea, which makes everyone laugh. Sitting at the bottom is Sue. She put her hand over her mouth, trying not to laugh, trying to keep the image of a lady, but after a while, she couldn't help it anymore and laughed. And the most serious JiaoShengRui, laughter fell on the deskmate Su Meng, frighten Su Meng hurried away. ...