Christmas funny sketch script

Dear friends, brothers and sisters in the Lord, Merry Christmas!

B: Merry Christmas!

Yes, merry Christmas! Happy new year! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Congratulations on making a fortune, full of children and grandchildren; Study hard and make progress every day; Happy and beautiful; Eat well, sleep well and be healthy. The boss gets a raise and the professor gets extra points; If you are still single, may you find a satisfied lover.

Where are all these places?

A: Isn't it a holiday today? Then choose the words! When going out, be diligent, speak well and be polite to others. My second uncle taught me.

B: Good words are also divided into occasions.

A: Don't worry too much. A few more words of blessing will make people happy, whether they are at school, working, opening a shop, old or young, I promise not to miss a word.

Well, we caught them all.

Just kidding. Let's get down to business.

What are you going to talk about today?

A: Tell me about a friend I met the other day. He is a busy man.

B: Oh, blind means blind.

You are blind and dumb.

B: Unfortunately, the blind man is still mute.

A: What? When I say busy, I mean busy, which means he is busy.

Oh, I see. What is he doing?

A: What are you busy with? Tell you what, let's show you how busy he is.

Ok, then you can play the busy man.

A: (turning around)

Hello, Xiaogang! Long time no see!

A: Hello! Hello! Goodbye! Goodbye!

B: Hey! What's the hurry? We said goodbye as soon as we met.

A: Alas! I'm busy. I'm busy all day. How can I be free?

What are you doing?

Busy with what? Busy eating and dressing, busy working, busy with professional titles, busy with promotion, busy with getting rich, this is a busy society, everyone is busy, you have to be busy if you are not busy.

What have you been up to all day?

A: Why? Why not? Be busy! You see, the world is changing rapidly. Since elementary school, teachers have taught us that the moon goes around the earth, the earth goes around the sun, the sun goes around during the day and the moon goes around at night. Everyone is spinning. Can you stop?

B: I can't stop!

I'll tell you one thing and you'll know how busy I am. One morning, I got up quickly, washed my face and brushed my teeth quickly, ate, ran out of the house quickly, jumped into a taxi and shouted, "Hurry! Come on! Quick! " Hearing this, the driver slammed on the accelerator and the car flew out like an arrow.

Where are you going in such a hurry?

Yes, I'm anxious to go there. At this moment, I looked up and saw that the bus had arrived at the airport. I quickly said to the driver, "Hey, hey, why did you take me to the airport?" The driver said, "hurry up, I'll come right away!" " ! Somehow I got to the airport. "

B: Then where are you going?

Where are you going? I don't know, all I know is that I'm busy and I want to go out as soon as possible.

B: People! Sometimes I really don't know what I'm busy with, being pushed aimlessly by the world trend, and I don't know where I am and where I'm going. I think you should write to Jesus! In Jesus, you can find the direction of life.

A: Oh, my God. Oh, I see!

Do you know him?

A: Yes. I often see him in the street recently.

Have you ever seen Jesus?

A: That's right. Fat, wearing a red jacket, black boots, a tall hat and a white beard, with a big bag in his hand.

B: Wrong. That's Santa Claus, an old man who comes to join in the fun.

Speaking of Christmas, Christmas is more lively than the Spring Festival. Hey, let me ask you, what the hell is going on this Christmas?

Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Jesus Christ, the son of God, came into the world to save everyone in the world from sin. The birth of Jesus Christ brought people love and hope. Therefore, people should celebrate the birth of Jesus.

You are both Jesus and Christ here. What is the relationship between Christ and Jesus? They were born together. They are twins.

No, it's the same person. Jesus is Christ, and Christ is Jesus. Christ means "savior" in Greek. Because, Jesus was crucified, died and rose again three days later, showing the glory and power of the Savior. He is the savior.

Oh, not twins! So what are the benefits of believing in Jesus?

B: If you believe in Jesus, you will have goals and hopes in your life. Jesus gives you a happy heart and a satisfied heart. You will be busy with goals and moderation, so you won't be so busy. More importantly, your life will have a destination, and the busyness of your life will produce fruitful results. You can gain eternal life by believing in Jesus.

A: Wow! There are too many benefits! Then where can I write this letter?

Come to church with me first.

A: Church? Then who is your president?

What president?

A: Why, the student union has a president, but doesn't your church have a president? Then who is your boss?

Oh, that's what you want to ask. To tell you the truth, our leader is Jesus Christ. Welcome to know him!

A: No, I asked about the specific management here.

Oh, I see. Do you want to know who is in our church?

Yes, I want to get to know each other and make more friends. As the saying goes, you depend on your parents at home and your friends when you go out. Friends are not afraid of many, especially church people. They all look very kind, always smiling, neatly dressed, simple and honest, silly and really cute.

What a bunch of idiots. Ok, let me introduce you. There are priests, many co-workers and many brothers and sisters in our church. have ...

Wait, did you just say that you have a lot of child labor? Isn't it illegal to hire child labor?

B: No, it's the work of colleagues, comrades and workers in the church. All adults.

Oh, I see. It turned out to be "adult child labor".

B: Yes ... colleagues are colleagues. How can there be adult child labor? Our youth league also has many adult colleagues.

Youth sorority Do you still practice qigong collectively?

Who said that?

A: Why are you so angry if you don't practice together?

Hello! Let me tell you: fellowship is a group of people who believe in Jesus. They often get together to worship God and engage in various activities. For example, on the evening of 23rd, our fraternity held a Christmas party.

Oh, I see. It's just that a group of people often get together for activities.

Yes, singing.

A: Happy.

I went for an outing.

A: I just want to go for a walk in the suburbs if I have nothing to do.

B: This is a picnic.

A: Let's have a rub when we are tired of playing.

B: No, we are together, mainly for parties and transportation, and worship together.

A: What? Or the traffic police?

B: Cough! You really are ...

A: I'm kidding! After hearing what you said, I know something about the church, but what is believing in Jesus?

You should confess your sins, repent and accept Jesus as your savior. Only in this way can we live forever and go to heaven.

A: Go to heaven. That would be great. It is said that heaven is good. What is heaven like?

B: Heaven is the place of the Lord, where there is no sorrow or tears. This is a wonderful place.

A: I just don't know what the market supply in heaven is like. Is it expensive?

Why do you ask these questions?

A: Because I have one thing that is indispensable.

B: What's this?

A: cigarettes. I would rather not eat than smoke.

B: Not in heaven.

A: then I can't stand it. I can't go to heaven.

B: Actually, cigarettes are a bundle for you. At that time, the Lord has released you, and you don't need them anymore.

Oh, yes. Still, I can't go to heaven.

B: Why?

A: Heaven is too high. Maybe the plane can't reach it. You must need a space shuttle.

B: Then let's preach.

Ok, I will definitely come.

I'll wait for you at the church gate.

A: We can't wait.

B: That's all right. I'll wait.

Can you wait at the church gate for so long?

I am very patient. No problem.

A: I won't be free until I retire.

Ah ... It can't wait so long. Then let me ask you, if you have a pimple, will you go to the hospital if it doesn't hurt or itch?

I am too busy to go to the hospital.

B: Later, it grew into an egg, which often hurts. Have you been to the hospital?

A: Does it matter? I'm too busy to have time. Let's talk about it later.

B: It will become a big bowl after a while, and you have to go to the hospital. Results After examination, the doctor told you that it was a malignant tumor, advanced and hopeless.

A: I am really miserable. Oh, I didn't even think about what I was busy with, and it was over in the blink of an eye.

B: So, if we are busy without restraint, we will lose many opportunities. Should we seize today and think about the soul while we are still young?

A: Then what should I do? I really ... ...

Too busy!

After I retire?

B: Too old!

After I retire? and ...

B: It's too late!

This is really ...

A and B (at the same time): That's terrible!