Does anyone know what the lines are in the sketch about encountering mahjong on a narrow road?

A: The policeman in front of me is checking for drunk driving again. Do you think my drinking is unlucky? Move into the car and pretend to sleep. Say: Hurry! Run over and snore

Already: Hey! Wake up.

A: Huh?

Already: Hello.

A: Hello.

Already: Why is this car parked here?

A: Huh?

Already: Why is this car parked here?

A: Is this a car?

Hai: Then you thought it was a bed?

A: I fell asleep!

Already: Where is the driver?

A: Huh? Reaching out and looking inside, looking for the driver

Already: Are you drunk?

A: I drank...

A: We are checking the drunk. Come on, let me check it out.

A: I, I didn’t drive, why are you checking me for drinking? ?

Already: If you don’t drive, who will?

A: Driving? Who opened it?

Already: What did he do?

A: Oops! Maybe the car is out of gas. Did he go looking for oil?

Already: Doesn’t your car still have so much oil?

A: This car burns oil.

Already: The expression indicates suspicion,

A: No, don’t you know who drove your car?

Hai: My car is driven by my son.

A: My son may have gone to find oil. I'll give him a call.

Already: Let him come back quickly! Otherwise I will tow your car away.

A: Call, son! Where are you! You, you, you, the police came, you left. What the hell! That what! The car won't work here! The police are here. Come here quickly. No one else can drive like you! Obedient, he asked where this is.

Already: Point to the left in question. Your son just left and you don’t know where this is?

A: You just left and don’t know where you are! ! ! ! This is a district office. Damn it, come here quickly!

Already: You are parking illegally. Get a book to register and make a record for you first. Who is the owner of the car? Zhao: Hey, hi, OK

Police: Who is the owner of the car?

Zhao: What is a car owner?

Police: The owner of the car.

Zhao: My brother bought it for me

Police: Name

Zhao: Surname Zhao

Police: Full name

Zhao: The perpetrator

Police: What? The perpetrator? I didn't ask you who the troublemaker was, I asked you what your name was!

Zhao: My name is the perpetrator. The instructions are folded and folded.

Police: Age

Zhao: 21

Police: You are about to die

Zhao: How can you talk like a comrade? I'm only 21, why can't I do it?

Police: No, I said your car is in trouble, the chassis is leaking oil, why are you still parking here?

Zhao: That’s not an oil leak, that’s water. What’s going on with this car? I’m obviously a Q7, so why can’t it work?

Police: What kind of car do you have?

Zhao: Q7

Police: Q7? Don’t you have QQ?

Zhao: Are you new to QQ?

Police: Oh, how much did you pay for this truck?

Zhao: It costs five thousand. It only costs twenty-five thousand to repair the car. My brother repaired it!

Police: Can this car still run?/

Zhao: This car can still run. This car can catch up with a BMW. Give it back.

Police: Can this car still catch up with the BMW?

Zhao: It was very foggy that day, so I followed him. In the end, I bumped into the guy. He followed him everywhere. I was anxious. He said that I had already entered the warehouse. Why are you still following me?

Police: You were rear-ended.

Zhao: Yes, rear-end collision.

Police: Come, sign.

Zhao: What do you sign? My brother knows you.

Police: Please sign quickly. Are you serious?

Zhao: He is a 4S dealer.

Police: It has nothing to do with me. Sign quickly.

Zhao: Look at this, let him sign it when he comes back, you comrade, you say so.

Police: Call your brother quickly and ask him to come over and drive this car away in time, otherwise you will be fined.

Brother: Brother!

Zhao: Why are you so angry?

Brother: Huh?

Zhao: Why are you so angry? Why are you leaving your car here? Why am I sleeping in the car?

Brother: Who is it?

Zhao: You, me, um, I fell asleep in the car. You left the car alone and you went to refuel. What happened to the car? Did it burn oil?

Brother: I’ll add it. I'm drinking. Just call me and I'll come over.

Police: Wait a minute, come on...

Brother: What's going on?

Police: You are his brother

Brother: I am his brother

Police: Did you drive this car?

Brother: This is not it

Police: How did you get here?

Brother: I drive, my driver drove me here.

Zhao: Hey! I understand, what's going on? His driver took me to the hotel and took me back. I fell asleep and picked him up after he finished.

Brother: No! wrong! I was drinking there, and my driver didn’t even get off the table. We were together all the time. Didn’t you leave on your own? Didn’t you?

Police: No, which one of you drove this car?

Zhao: Then, I’ll ask him. I’ll ask him later, and then I’ll investigate and find out who drove this car between you two!

Brother, who drove it, what, what

Zhao: What are you doing? We are not checking for drunk driving. I just took a sip, why are you drinking too?

Brother, if you drink, can you drive better?

Zhao: You 1

Di: I drank, I didn’t drive, my driver pulled me here, but what about you, did you tell the police that I drove?

Zhao: How did I know you were drinking?

Brother: You said you cost me.

Zhao: How much did you drink?

Brother: Half a pound of white.

Zhao: OK

Brother: How about fixing it? Let's go in one and I'll watch, eh?

Zhao: Let me tell him, comrade police.

Police: Which of you drove this car?

Zhao: I drove it.

Brother: I drove that one. What's going on? He is my brother, I can't let him in, do you understand? I drove it.

Zhao: What are you driving? If your brother is driving, I am driving.

Brother: You are driving, you are in, my sister-in-law is at home

Zhao: Then don't worry. Let me ask. I want to know what that player has to say. I don't understand that you keep checking the player. I checked it for a while last time. What's the point? Tell me about it.

Police: There are new traffic laws. If you drive under the influence, you will be fined or detained

Zhao: How much is drunk? Drinking half a glass of beer is drunk driving, and one bottle of beer is drunk driving.

Zhao: Ah, half a bottle of beer means you’re drunk, you’ll be fined, and you’ll get a bottle after you’re done.

Brother: Detention, and even drip drip, look at you, detention! Just go in, how much did you drink? What are you doing?

Zhao: What about that? What else can I say about this? What happened to drunk driving?

Police: Drunk driving is a violation of the criminal law and you will be held criminally responsible

Zhao: How much did you drink?

Police: One tael of liquor means drunk driving, and two taels of liquor means drunk driving. How can you two play it off?

Zhao: He drank half a catty of liquor

Brother: Give it back to you, half a catty. Let me tell you, the police have told you this, don’t you understand? ah? Drunk driving is like playing mahjong, right? Drinking half a glass of beer is like ordering a butt. Drinking a bottle of beer is like ordering a pinch. After drinking one or two liquor, it is like ordering a piao. It’s like me drinking half a catty. , let you hug three bars, one scoop, one clip, one missing fortune, click, slam, okay, slam, don’t you understand the horse?

Police: You two go home and play mahjong! Who drove this car?

Zhao: I drove it

Brother: I drove it

Zhao: I drove it

Brother: I drove it.

Zhao: What did you drive? You did it?

Brother: I won’t say that I opened it, but my sister-in-law won’t, and my sister-in-law won’t settle the score with me!

Zhao: Where did you open it?

Brother: Where have you been? I drove it there!

Zhao: I was the one who drove it

Police: What happened?

Zhao: Let me tell you the truth, police. I went to celebrate my birthday. When I went to the big hotel, there were just a few buddies. I didn’t drink. I drank tea with them. After that, I went up. I'm in the bathroom now. Now that I'm back, where's the wine in the glass? After I finished, I drank it and it smelled like alcohol. When I finished, I saw where you were checking, and I panicked. I pretended to be asleep. I was driving this car.

Brother: Pretend to be asleep, eh?

Zhao: Yes

Brother: Pretend to be asleep, and then say I drove the car, right? You are my real brother. I bought this car for her, except The old man has become troubled. In the first two days, he drove out to drink. My nephew, who was 4 years old, came back after drinking. He met a police officer who was under arrest. He looked bad in the car and poured liquor into the child's mouth. The policeman asked him to blow. After he boasted that the amount of alcohol was over the limit, he said no, I didn’t drink, so why bother? You ask the child to blow, and the child blows too much, and the policeman is blinded. The policeman says, "I'm sorry, comrade, our instrument is broken. You should leave first. He is gone. Oh my god, my nephew is home." Yes, I slept for three whole days before I woke up. You think you're cheating, right? ah?

Zhao: You said this.

Brother: Why are you still standing, my song? If you just tell the truth to HR, won’t it be over?

Zhao: If you don’t buy this car, it will be over.

Brother: I bought you this car and didn’t let you drink and drive it!

Zhao: What? I, I drove it, I said you can deal with me however you want, I will pay attention next time.

Police: I just saw that you were on the phone and something happened here. Since you were the one to do it, come on! Cooperate with my work and check if it exceeds the standard, right?

Zhao: Phew!

Police: Huh?

Zhao: Pihu, designated yes.

Police: How much did you drink?

Zhao: Designated Pihu.

Brother: What kind of bubble did you order? You say, tell the truth.

Police: Are you really unresponsive?

Zhao, brother: Huh?

Brother: Are you still dead? Brother, did you draw back your breath just now?

Zhao: You, I am stupid, I can pull back!

Brother: You brag.

Police: No response, what’s going on?

Brother: It’s over, it’s really bad, let me blow, hoo

Police: Slam!

Police: Comrade, are you drinking? Can't we make such a fuss?

Zhao: Maybe I was nervous. There was no wine there, so I got confused at the wine table. As soon as you checked, I was blinded, so I went out here. I'm so sorry.

Police: Oh, that’s it.

Zhao: Just treat me as if I was drinking

Police: If you haven’t been drinking, just drive away and there will be no fine. This is humane law enforcement

Zhao: No, in fact, this is why you should not be humane to me. Otherwise, fine me a bit

Brother: My brother has caused trouble for you, take it quickly.

Police: What are you doing? Stop whining. I'll tow the car away for you if you're still whining

Zhao: Pick up your money

Police: How many times have I told you? Our fine is not the purpose

Zhao: The purpose is to fine, no, the purpose is to let you receive education, right? You said it's useless for you to do that. Let me tell you the truth. Is it easy for a police comrade?

Brother: Yes

Zhao: All year round, spring, summer, autumn and winter, in this summer, the climate is more than 40 degrees, so what about geothermal objections and tail gas emissions? We all have the air conditioner on in the car, and it's buzzing, so I don't want to. You understand, people are still standing guard there in the winter when it's freezing and snowy, helping us direct traffic. From now on, can we do it without the police? In the future? Stop buying a car,

Brother: I won’t buy it

Zhao: Stop drinking too.

Brother: I drank but I didn’t drink.

Zhao: Don’t drink even if you drink. Do you understand?

Brother: Yeah! Don’t drive a car when you’re drinking, don’t drive a car when you’re drinking

Zhao: Give me this car, don’t let it go...I said keep it low-key, keep it low-key, you have to buy me a Q7

Brother: It’s QQ

Zhao: Are you in trouble?

Police: Comrade, as long as you can understand us, we will be happy!

Zhao: Thank you for that.

Police: Our police’s wish is not to find out how many drunk drivers there are, but to be your guardians and escort you home safely.

Zhao: Yes

Police: You can do it again, but you can’t start your life over again. Okay, comrade, go home quickly, oh!

Zhao: Oh my god! (hug) I really misunderstood you in the past. This time I know I was wrong. I won’t open it again next time. When you are free, let’s have a drink.

Police: Ah ? Still drinking?

Zhao: Eat!

Police: Okay, I wish you a safe journey!

Brother: Brother! goodbye!

Zhao: What are you doing? Can you still drive? Just get on with your car and drive away, and drink less from now on!

Brother: Remember this sentence, after driving a car, you will no longer drink, and after you drink a car, you will no longer drive. Goodbye!