Ask a good joke to have connotation.

1. The boy said to the girl, "I fell in love with you the first time I saw you!" The girl asked strangely, "When did you first see me?" The boy quickly explained, "It was a school day. I saw you and your family come to school. The skirt you are wearing is very beautiful! " ! ! "The girl was furious:" I didn't wear a skirt that day, but my mother did! " "

On the plane, I saw a beautiful woman sitting in my seat. So I asked a gentleman, are you from 36A? Mm blushed and answered: I … I'm from 36B … I'm sweating: I mean my seat is near the window 36A!

The dog proposed to the bear, and the bear said, "I don't want to marry you, I want to marry the cat." The dog was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The bear said, "if I marry a dog, I will have a bear." If I marry a cat, I will have a panda! " "

4. Male students go somewhere on business, while female students go to see him. When they talked about salary, the gay man learned, "What is your after-tax salary?" The female classmate blushed and whispered, "What money do you need to sleep with your old classmates? You sleep first and I'll take a shower."

China leaders and American leaders are more loyal than their bodyguards. The American leader ordered the bodyguard to jump from the 10 floor, and the bodyguard knelt down and said, "Come on, I still have family." . So the president of the United States gave in. The leader of China ordered the bodyguard to jump, but the bodyguard of China jumped without saying anything. The president of the United States quickly caught him in fear. China's bodyguard said, "Come on, I have a family."

6. The old man distributed his inheritance before he died. He said to his eldest son, "Your daughter-in-law is going to give birth soon. I'll leave you my passbook." He said to his second son, "You are getting married soon. I will leave you the house." . Finally, I said to my youngest son, "I don't trust you the most." I don't have a girlfriend yet, so I will leave you the most precious legacy. " The younger son was secretly pleased, and the old man said, "There are more than 300 young girls in my QQ number friend column, and the number is * * * *."

7. A leader set the telephone number of Xiao San as the "mayor" in his hand. Every time Xiao San calls, his wife says, "Come on! The mayor called! " After the leader answered the phone, the mayor asked me to go. When I was about to go out, my wife said to me in the back, "Work hard!" "

8. My son came home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today". Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "The next day, my son came back:" I'm sorry, brother! " "

9. A woman reported: "I put my money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy in a crowded subway ..." pol. Ice wondered, "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" The woman blushed and replied, "Who would have thought he was touching money?

10, Mr. A found that there was often a short message from a stranger in his wife's mobile phone, and the content of each message was the same: "Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me." At 10: 30 one night, Mr. A suddenly caught his wife and the man who was having sex and cursed: TMD, do you think I can't read that message? I/kloc-take off your bra at 0: 30!

1 1. In the human body class of the Academy of Fine Arts, a girl angrily threw her pen on the ground and scolded the male model: I am a little old and a little young, but I still can't let people draw!

12. A girl scrimped and saved, bought a brand-name handbag and gave it to her companion excitedly: "Look at these two letters, LV! Did you see it? " The companion said, "Gee, is this Pinyin?" I learned it in elementary school, donkey ~

13, every time my wife quarrels with her husband, she has to run to the toilet for a long time. This happens more often. Her husband asked her curiously, "What are you doing in the toilet? It seems quite Japanese? " The wife said, "Brush the toilet!" The husband asked, "Can you get rid of the air by brushing the toilet?" The wife said, "I don't know. It's all your toothbrush anyway."

14, the priest plays golf and the nun watches. The first shot missed, and the priest scolded, "TMD, missed!" " Hit again, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" " The nun said, "God will punish you for swearing as a priest." As soon as the voice fell, a thunder chopped the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of god from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "

15, my 7-year-old niece insisted on taking a bath with my 20-year-old adult and said, "Auntie, why are your breasts so small?" I sweated wildly: "Not small, how small!" My little niece gave me a pathetic look and said, "Nothing, mine is very small ~"

16 One day, my brother went to the primary school attached to Normal University to play basketball, and he heard a junior girl ask a junior boy on the playground, "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me money from 3 yuan every day, of which 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks.". Do you think I love you or not? ! ! "

17, joke: As soon as the director entered the office, the wife of the director of the office rushed in and waved a pair of women's briefs and said to the director, "My husband came home at night and wore women's underwear. You must take care of it." The director nodded repeatedly and stuffed his underwear into his pocket. When I came home at night, the director's wife found the briefs in the director's pocket when she was washing clothes, and said to the director, "Don't joke like this in the future, people have been looking for it all day."

18. There are three children sitting in front of the clinic-a big boy, a little boy and a girl. The nurse asked, what's the matter, little friend? Big boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked the other one, and you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. The nurse asked again, what about you? Little boy: I will play next!

19, a high school once wanted to have a urine test. Everyone got a plastic cup and was told to go to the toilet to get some out. A group of people went. A brother ran away after urinating, and scolded halfway: "I poke." Forgot to take it. "

20. On the wedding night, Zhang Fei came to the military adviser and asked Zhuge Liang: How to make love? I have no experience. Zhuge Liang was a little confused after hearing this. He thinks it's too deep for Zhang Fei to understand, and too shallow for him to be educated. He happened to see two horses mating by the river and said, do you see any horses by the river? Do it. With that, Zhang Fei went back. The next day Zhuge Liang asked, How was last night? Zhang Fei replied that it was fine, but it was a little cold by the river and there were many people watching. ..........

A first-grade female teacher was recently troubled by one of her students. The teacher asked, "What's the matter with you? The student replied, "I'm so smart. Grade one is too easy for me. I am smarter than my sister, but she is in grade three. I think I should also go to grade three! "The teacher has had enough of him. So she took the students to the principal's office. She explained the situation of the students to the headmaster. The headmaster suggested giving the students a test. If he answers any questions wrong, he should stay in the first grade. The teacher agreed. The student was called into the office, and the teacher explained to him what the headmaster meant, and the student agreed. Principal: "What is 3 times 3? Student: 9 Principal: What is 6 times 6? Student: "36" In this way, the headmaster asked a lot of questions in the third grade, and all the students answered correctly. So the principal said to the student's teacher, "I think he can go to class in the third grade." The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him some questions. Both the principal and the students agreed. Teacher: "What Dongdong Niu has four and I only have two? "? Student: Legs. Teacher: What's in your pants but not in mine? The headmaster was surprised at the questions raised by the intern teacher. Why did she ask these questions? The headmaster thought. ) student: "pocket. Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, with a lot of hair, an oval shape and an intoxicating milky liquid?"? The headmaster's eyes opened wide, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions. The student replied, "Coconut. Teacher: What is red and hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? Student: bubble gum. The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Now, may I ask you some questions about' Guess what I am'? Student: OK! " Teacher: "You stuck a stick in me, propped me up, and propped me up again. I was soaked to the skin before that. Student: Tent. Teacher: Fingers will get into me. You will play with me when you are unhappy. The best man will have me forever. Student: Wedding ring. Teacher: A lot of things have entered me. When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip. When you blow me, you will feel very comfortable. Student: Nose. Teacher: I have a hard pole. My head can be stuck in something else. Then, that thing will tremble all over. Student: Arrow. When the teacher's question was finally finished, the headmaster breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Let the students go to the fifth grade. I answered all the ten questions you just asked wrong. " 」……